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HOROSCOPES Open up to ‘Shaneri-lav

DURING THE later years of the 18th century occurred a stellar event of primary magnitude, the conjunction of

Uranus with Neptune.

New concepts were born, new ideats, new visiors and new pro- phecies of a liberated mankind were projected into the human scheme of things. Not from ‘‘out- side,” but from deep within. Revolutions occurred, the cld was shattered by blows of disintegrative effect. Metaphysical teachings were released, new con- cepts of art and morality were promulgated.

The dynamic Uranus and the

spiritualizing Neptune provided a-

“‘new birth” for the entire human race.

It’s happening again, now and during the next three years. Uranus, the great awakener, commands release. Neptune, within us all, says, ‘‘Thy will be done.’’ The exoteric symbol is the trident, a forked spear, of the ocean-god. Esoterically. the sym- bol represents the upturned cup, open to receive the inflow of in- spiration.

As ‘‘transmitter of galactic energies’? to our solar system, Neptune parailels, on a vast, tran- scendent scale, the functions of

our Moon, which ‘‘works locally’? .

between Earth and Sun. Neptune is feminine: impressionable, sen- sitive, reflective, fluidic and recep- tive.

As Moen is ‘“‘mother’’ in a per- sonal sense, with reference to rela- tionship, home and nation, so Neptune is ‘‘mother’’ in a univer- sal sense. Through the exercise of our Neptune potentials, we can manifest as microsmic ‘‘trans- mitters of super-dimensional forces’’ in our capacities as artist, healer, teacher, philanthropist and/or generai all ’round miracle-werker.

It’s time to awaken to who we really are, to Ict go and allow the source and very ground of all consciousness (of which we are) to light the way.

I also urge people these days to have their horoscopes drawn and conscientiously delineated so that they can know what they’re most likely to be creating and why. The information is available. No need to sail uncharted waters.

Neptune is the cry of our con- sciousness for ‘‘Shangri-la — the place of peace, the source of Life-giving waters.’’ I have found thet peace is established in the human heart when living is done through adherence to the best, the finest and the most perfect realizations.

The perfected state is first dreamed about, then visualized, then approached through pro- cesses of transmutation, and when the pull of Earth consciousness has been transcended, the gates of true realization are open to Beau- ty, Inner peace, and knowledge of Truth.

May 3-9, 1992

ARIES (March 21-April 20)

The dull ache felt while performing exciting activities is a voice urging you to break out of false happiness, Aries. Tues- day, you could receive an offer you best not refuse. Mars enters your sign. Energy is high. Saturday, do what you want.

%$ «TAURUS (April 21-May 21)

One can be artificial in public or

real in private but cannot be both, Taurus.

Appreciation called for, Tuesday. Be mod-

erate, Wednesday. Balance head and heart,

Thursday. Friday, begin something new. Take nothing for granted, Saturday.

Robert Aiken

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HEAVENS ASOVE

r GEMINI (May 22-June 21) .

AH attempts to solve the outer probiem wil! fail until we first succeed in solving the inner prodlem, Gemini. Tuesday brings a gift. Make room for romance, mid-week. Thursday, breathless, Friday good news! Saturday, be bold.

§ CANCER (June 22-July 23) Feelings of release, small and then larger, accompany your welcome of truthful ideas, Cancer. Tuesday could be best day in a long time. Wednesday, rest more. Friday, forgive and forget. Unexpected money, Saturday. :

LEO (Juiy 24-Aug. 23)

As you study and act, remember that the whole idea is to reveal yourself to yourself, Leo. Monday, mind your own business. Move along estabfished lines, mid-week. Friday, splendid. Sweep your mate away. Saturday, more romance.

Try VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)

Spiritual studies proceed properly only when including the touchy iopic of human hypocrisy, Virgo. Monday, distracted. Tuesday, better luck. Mid-week, unsettled. Friday, take off toward a specific goal. Saturday, communicate.

of LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)

——— When knowing what’s right for your life you aren’t burdened with false concern over the life of others, Libra. Mars energy, mid-week, has your partner in a different rhythm. Adjust. Use your imagi- nation this week.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)

If social or religious organizations can drink water for you, they can also save you, Scorpio. Sunday, be patient. Tuesday, accomplish! Thursday, a cryptic message. Friday is for sun. Saturday, follow your own inner lights.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)

It takes no courage to cling to ac- quired beliefs, but takes real courage to abandon them. Monday, enthusiastic! Take Tuesday off, if you dare. Mid-week, a con- cession is demanded. Don’t buy, Thursday. Wait. Restrictive finances, Friday. Romance, Saturday.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 20)

Hostility sent toward another per- son returns instantly to injure the sender, Capricom. Give someone you love the benefit of the doubt, Tuesday. A change at work, mid-week. Could stretch yourself Thursday, Friday. Saturday, better.

YAR, AQUARIUS Gan, 21-Feb. 19)

We attract negative people and events because we unconsciously value them, Aquarius. You may be extravagant, early week. Miad-week, more energy. Take charge! Friday, take a chance. Primary rela- tionship improves.

PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)

You could realize, Pisces, that feel- ing helpless and deserted is a false feeling, never your real condition. There's a spring in your step, mid-week. Wear violet. Emo- tional insight, Thursday. Be creative, Friday end Saturday.

Robert Aiken is an interna- tionally known astrologer/ metaphysician, therapeutic counsellor and workshop leader of JO years’ experience. He offers in-depth, substantive astrological readings as well as empowering therapeutic counselling sessions. Contact Carole: 929-4049,