| column;

Landers.) makes. ‘bucks. (with an army = of

The proprietor c of this here 2 | having | flang’ his:

back outta joint during: the

tribal event known asthe -~ ANNUAL... VACATION, if forced to admit that if a feller So

, can see a laugh behint ‘the. pain, .it’s a helluva. sight _ ‘better cure fer this tired old -

world than the local saw- - bones can provide! 8 F’rinstance, there’s the

pleasure of knowin’ a loita~

folk enioyed that last batch of ‘Or’: Bill’s clam ‘chowder -

after the sacroiliac went _ last

“TWANG”? on the

7 shovelful of. clams!

On Puther hand, Ann

secretaries on the 49th floor of a chromium-plated syndi-. cate office).... TELLIN’

Miu REIDGE TOGETHER!

Prt

;

It’s knowin’ yur wife will. — hoist you off the john in the — yur, bootlaces, so you can git to

mornin’ - an tie work. vse,

It’s s heavin’ out - the lawn- mower fer to do the back forty, becus the Old Man is sorta bustid up..... even

‘though her arthriticks is —

givin’ her hell! —

It’s kriowin’ the old cuss is

still hammerin’ a typewriter, .

tryin’ to give folks a laugh --

<A NATION”

ee “Your fitter wanted us. to:

a "zillion we

‘WITHOUT. . FOLKS ABOUT . ‘TE GLUE THAT HOLDS A .

see it!””

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even’ when. | -he- -“KEERIST!”””

eee

And ‘so, ‘Miz. Landers, I

, tura to the file that all writers _ | keep for emergencies. I give |

‘|. you British humor at its best, o @ with a a passing thought:

THAT Cy LAUGHS WILL NEVER DIE! eeee8 :

‘SHEF-

‘were

‘THE. USE OF NORTH SEA. -.GAS:: EXTRACTS. FROM... ~ ‘LETTERS Lae ‘LOCAL

AUTHORITY: : sesee

try it in the coal place, but we think it is better in the:

Sees

obstruction in my passage?”

| a eenne - “The electricity 1 man nid it through the floor boards - but

your man put it in-my front passage where everyone cain

“oy don’t like it so much i in

. the kitchen as I did in the . ‘Showroom window!”’

seeee

“Since you, put a new pipe

’ from the mains to the house, 2

my husband. and: 1 dread - going to: bed because of the | slight discharge. ' We think | there is a Jeak just after it. enters. I have six children. If _ you do ‘not do. something about the leak, the coroner | "will blame youl”? By

After 11 years at 1345 Lonsdale the Yarn Basket

is moving across the street to 109°E. 14th St.

These familiar friendly faces will be in the new

premises to give you the same personalized

service.

potters oe wen he = hits. ae the sarriage t return lever. ee eee mn : oe. ce ‘told. my” husband: “to “ leave. it in all. ‘night, but we” won't... If he. ‘comes in. the” ‘showroom ‘like I did; can the © lady. satisfy ‘him ‘behind the |» counter?”’ eee

7 ON ‘THE ‘MomENTOUS.” OCCASION. . OF. FIELD, TRANSFERRING TO |

peswarus |

__ BEGINNING - 2 _ HUMOR WILL. ‘(CURE ANY-— _THING.... EVEN AN ACH.

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a

“etene.

“ry was s told mine is no 0 god, oe .“T was. told mine’ is no good, but if it is altered, I can — get the: ‘North Sea in.” ee

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ee province | has registered 7207

My v wife will be ready | for a : your. man, if you. will ‘let her. know when he i is comin ona. . wie ne a - ‘panies. Act i in 1 August of 1976.

mactrnedA.?? | So

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“y will try to pay y before the - end of the month, because _ Ry husband will be surprised °. Hf you. cut it off without telling ee me jim.’ . .

sensie

- “Tt h nas gone slack with use. _ and my husband can’t.make |

it tighter no matter. how. he. . _ tries -- so for the time being, ‘we are making do witha an Hold ve

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