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Wimpland Refugee Fiasco. is Monty Python would. have loved it. Monty doe sm’t- work for the CBC;

“reouver'’s : Church ora combination of chure:

Doug Collins —

gel this. straight @

even: better Pity which acts wide- eyed

‘every time anew boatload of liars arrives and goes in for ‘the:

‘Brian Baloney: “ Thav 5 the kind of country we

“The'scenatio is simple: 174 well.

dressed dark: folk: arrive, ons the:: briefcases" and ‘gold jewelery. and ask how

coust complete “with they can take a cab to Toronto,

which, is only’ 1,500 ‘miles away.

They are wearing turbans, but for

“wo days; at least; the minister for immigration can't say where they = have come from.

» These are the “refugees” from nowhere. Probably cockneys-in

fancy. dress, trying 10 escape from’:

. Muggie* Thatcher, “Or. actors” in blackface hired by.some ‘keen wit

who ‘wishes’ to test our off-shore:

“welcome in’ Wimpland,

are’? stuff. defences, hia ha.

They could also be terrorists on the run. who have been busy chop- : ping:up people in'India and would

“now like.toctry their luck at chop-

ping up people here.

Never..mind:: Everyone's Baloney and his co- conspirators in the Op-

‘ position being anxious to alienate”

no_ Sikh votes.

»-Meanwhite, Immigration : Minister Benoit: Bouchard comes on-: the “box ‘speaking pidgin = English and wringing his hand He can’t do nuttin’ abou the people, che says, .because under

_ Skateboard ramp plan _ quashed” in N V City —

NORTH VA NCOUVER skateboarders. will not: be: able: to enjoy. their pastime in’ city: parks after city council balked at the idea of providing skateboarding ramps.

City engineer Allan Phillips cited

the need “to” properly house:: the.

wooden: ramps and: the potential for liability problems :as- reasons why: the’ city should ‘not g0 ahead. - with the plan. i

A Vancouver skateboard facility :

“was closed several years ago’ “due to ‘the “high: incidence — of injuries | -. associated =.with a Phillips said in‘a report.

* Constructing .a facility such. as... -District’s ©

“North {Vancouver

“Seylynn.. Bowl would: ‘cost’: from

$75,000 .to.$100,000,: a. price : 100

high for-the city, hie indicated: « Instead, veil North .;. Vancouver:

the. Afacility,:

» council: will urge: the’ j Recreation © ‘Commission to look into providing

‘a skateboard facility at the rec ene;

_tre's curling rink: : “Ecthink it’s as good a start as any one,”’

city to provide -safe, off-street

skateboarding ramps.

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: powerful novel The Camp Of The.

~ Raspail.

racist.

said-Ald.:Dana:Taylor. | who in the past has pushed for the

curimmigration: laws they must all be heard. And yes, he admits, unat-could take years. The Tories did (ry to hurry the process along, he adds sadly, but the Opposition has delayed ‘things.

In Toronto, a spokesman. for, 20,000 Sikhs says he‘will be able to’ fix: these newcomers up with jobs. Of course. And the sooner the whole of the Punjab arrives in Canada ‘the better.

One -recalls--Jean Raspail's Saints, in whicha -liberal Europe falls to Asiatic rule because it:is’ . too gutless to refuse admission to countless East Indian'refugees""

~ from boats, That's Ouawa’'s wa

too. But” pay no. attention’ to-

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them.

wae Wednesday;

St. David's..: United ches will’see to it that Unis latest load: of “phanies is: foaked after. (After your tax dollars have look- ed afterthem, that is.)

he wouldn’t surprise me, either: if Baloney. didnt ger Rabbi Gun- ther Plautta write another report on’ how! hind “wel must. be; Thad’ World clamoring

That's the kind of country we are,

“vat know,

As this.was being. Wwrilten,: ‘the Canadian ‘Coast (Guard “had sent out-an’ alert, to Canadian ‘forces regarding a second. shiptoad. of phonies, -this one. containing: the

relatives of the first lot. But why: do ‘that? Bouchard. had falready: made. clear. thats a second ship’

would have.to be admitted, 100. ‘Perhaps what-the. Coast Guard really: means~ is’ that should. be ready with peanut but: ter sandwiches and coffee for

You can guarantee, in any case, that the 174 will rapidly expand to 1,740, Asiatics always having lots oferelatives, and “cornerstone” of Wimpland im: migration policy being = family

- reunification.

But 1,740 is. too low a ‘figure,

“too, because: relatives: also ‘have

relatives: So_ make: that“17,400.

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the. sol imuch:

> ing only to ‘gi to get a bit of First World welfare.”

“are liars: and cheats. “fiurs

someone,

* racketeering.

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uly 15, 1987 - North Shore

And theie-are more joys.

Even if 30 ships or for thatmat- -disgorge = their. happy humun:eargoes they will have to be allowed in, Isn't that the kind

Sof country we are? Not only that; bul “anything. ‘right

» wanted: toy

can't. change now even if it Itchas gone: building sandcastles until ‘September, pitis- ». $7,000 raises to members who areon committees:

A Curther reason for rejoicing is that there are no] immigration critics ins Ottawa, only inumigra- tion and multicult boosters. “Thus Dan Heap, the NDP immigration man, says the anonymous turbans

parliament

“in question should not be refused

refugee status simply. because they Themore and cheats” he’ better, ; presumedly. : °

Capping all this is the lntnigra:

‘tion Appeal” Board. decision’ to YS grant «refugee statuss1o0 Robert:

the U.S, Indian who is: the U.S.) for

Satiacum, wanted: in

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