Dear Mr. Fizz: Beware the mark of the beast, for it is the universal pricing code.

Fizz: Yup. They vho control commerce, con- trol the population .. “that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, of the aumber of his name.” Behold thee Spartan Dogs: quake and embrace, for it is the ame of the Big Chill: 1 07. dark rum, 1 oz. Pineapple juice, oz. orange juice, | oz. cran berry juice, Pog. cream of coconut.

Blend ingredients with one scoop of ice until smooth. Serve in a P2-ounce glass and garnish with a pineapple wedge and a cherry,

Dear Mr. Fizz: I was not watching TV the other week and I happened to gaze skyward. I saw many black helicopters. They had no

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Fizz: Yep. They fh: to monitor the population and more specitical- ly they are used to harass those among us who have reported UFO sightings. Hide in 2 Blizzard: | 07. brandy, ] 07. Trish Cream liqueur,

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Blend ingredients unnl smooth, Pour inte a large snifter and garaish with a sprinkle of nut meg.

Dear Mr. Fizz: Beware the Reptoids, @ race

of icky aliens hankering to take over our fair pianet. They have a taste for human flesh and are slowly making their way here in a spaceship that cesembles a dull comet. Fizz: Yup. Prepare now, and while vowre at it mark this: betore they reach us the anuchrist will rule the world and a third of everyone will perish from disasters and war. But now we Chi-Chi: }* oz. vodka, 1 of, creat ef coconut, 4 07. pineapple juice. Blend with one cup ct crushed ice at high speed. Pour Sito a wine glass and garnish with a slive of pincapple and a cherry.

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Dear Mr. Fizz: Fluoride is an evil stuff. Oh yes, they would have us believe that this chemical substance is put into our water supply to help reduce tooth decay. Fluoride’s true function is to make the population docile and open to suggestion.

Fizz: Yep. Now think upon this: the peace wmbol is really a satanic emblem. Know it as the Cross OF Nero: the swmbol, an inverted cross; the circle, the defeat of Christianity. Now into the breach with a Citrus Banana Flip: 1 medi- um banana (cut into pieces), 10 oz. club soda, % o7, orange juice concentrate. * cup milk, 4 cup dark rum, ¢ cup iime juice, 3 Thsp. brown sugar.

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