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Sathe. QOhio’s . Warren — Tribune-

‘Chronicle , resulted murder charges being filed against a man for.

‘a 1978 murder that had been offi- cially reported as a suicide by coun- - »., ty coroner Joseph A. Sudimack, who _Tetired in 1987."

-Still being investigated are sever- -

al. other of Sudimack's “suicide”

., determinations, including ‘one case “

. Of a man who was shot and run over ~~ by a- bulldozer; : another of ‘a man

“who: was. found hanged, on. his knees, with toilet paper stuffed in his Mouth; and another of a man. who ..died of carbon monoxide poisoning ~ from an in inoperable lawn mower.

The: attorney’ “generals of New © York»: “and . Minnesota: ‘recently ‘announced their'states’ “top 10" lists

tof. frivolous lawsuits “inmates of their respective penal sys-

é New York prisoners “have filed lawsuits alleging a defective haircut «by. the prison. _barber, improper -

“white”, towels. instead of. “beige,”

idan ice cream’ dessert that was. largely melted.’ :

: Not..to~ be. outdone, Minnesota inmates have filed lawsuits demand-" ing damages for being provided an

improper. variety ‘of beans’ on..the

menu, a lack’ of salsa, a-surfeit. of ‘ bologna, and underwear that was too’ tight: (falling: under. the ‘cruel “and: unusual punishnient” category). ‘One

Minnesota, inmate said his’ primary

purpose. in: ‘filing - his. lawsuit, was ©

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NEWS OF THE WEIRD

: eatends SEER oo Compiled by A.P, McCredie ' ritual” in which workers gang up on

another employee in honor of his birthday or other special occasion,

pull his pants down, and spit on his,

. genitals.”

‘In December. Jack’ Horkheimer, who is host.of a public:television: . astronomy show and who ends each | show urging viewers to.“keep look-"

ing up’’ at the stars, broke four toes in his left foot when he stumbled on ‘adeck one night while watching the

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soon-to-take-effect? law. which’ will.’

allow. prison officials to deny good- time credit to prisoners who file friv:

‘Among Indiana’ s’ ‘most frivolous

pending | lawsuits is one asking dam- | .

ages | because meat and vegetables were « “served; somewhat: mixed

ary Taylor has filed :a: formal Charge of Discrimination against the: City. of ‘Austin,. Texas,’ for’ having © fired: him, allegedly because he had. filed’ a ‘complaint against the city’s

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Denver police arrested Milton Edward Anderson, 63, as the princi- pal suspect in a wave of about 200.. tecent brassiere-slashings (right cup only) at retail stores. © ’ Anderson denied the charge but admitted he was wearing women’s underwear at the time of his arrest.

A recent Associated Press dis-

patch from Thailand reported on a.

Bangkok mechanic who ingests

quantities of lube: grease, which he.

first tried five years ago.

Somsong Thanopwattana prefers 20/50 grade and says since he began the practice five years ago his bowel

“movements are the best’ he's ever:

had.

His. doctor,. however, has cau- tioned him against the diet, pointing to grease’s combusuibility and warn-

ing him against passing gas close to G-

an open flame.

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Kremenak, 39,-recently pleaded”. guilty to having stalked a woman for. nearly three years. .

His heaving had been postponed.

“from May 1994 because: the judge became. alarmed when Kremenak

“ spontaneously broke out singing his. rendition of Chapel of Love during | the trial.

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