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place. to- park your hands

when. you've got: nothing to. little hideaway pockets they Th

The pockets fold, you ‘see.
"re the darnedest things

Us

weird enough as it is.
1. have considered the
alternative to pockets, which

" is, of course, the purse.

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This is a ‘delicate matter. I. .
have to report that™it is still.

basically: impossible: for (a
man to walk around with. a

purse in British Columbia .

without "finding. himself
being “frozen out” of
discussions about “thie big
football game.

ere. is a tendency for

truck ‘drivers to try to run

-made:for me, bless her. The

. trouble: with it was that it

would fill’ ‘up with : junk.

_ Finally,” just couldn't
carry: it” any
weighed a ton..

The. s€cond was a small

black leather affair with a

rather Nazi aura about it (to:

discourage speculation) but I.

kept. losing it and-then one

. +... -day_it snagged in a car door _:

and almost cost me my life.

longer. I

poorly served by their
tailors. Pockets are a
disaster.. and . purses~ don’t
work. Sew there!

; you down. Either that or So the purse isn't the
do. They-also: help to: fend..put_ itiside' Vests and ‘t pick you'up, which. might be ‘ solution, either.’ ees
off the cold: if you're dun b "i “sometimes inside your inside as aworsefate. .

nough to ‘have ~ forgotten” Jacket pockets. ‘Thave tried three different

Let’s face it. Modern man ®

 gloyes. And of course . and woman have been.

_ Even. carrying may. pocket
t

kinds of purses. The first was

quart : .
But the ‘real betrayal _ _—

have trorked out better. — they were within easy reach, 310 Harbour ‘Ave. :
As it is, at any given from. the point of. view of the. Sitting or standing. ; «North.
moment during the day, Tm men’s’ clothing industry — ° Even‘at' my age, I'd still " oan rete h. Vancouver. 965-6108

apt ‘to ‘be: ‘wearing clothes
with a total of ten pockets. If
I go- ‘outdoors, ‘TI generally
add another four.

And .if.I:.wear a vest.or
even’ a sweat jacket; 21° pick
up two more, giving me —
sixteen choices:of. places.to, -

_ put my keys; wallet, business.
- ~eards- pencils,
and grocery lists. -

. Particularly: perverse, : : in
my...view,. is. the. extra. litde.
Pocket they, pu } inside” “your, -

occurs. when ‘the modern wear them if I could find
male ‘sits down and then has them, "except 1 think I'm

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