Pages, April 11, 1979- North Shore News: How well would Oscar-winners govern? © Some voters may be muttering “chicken” about Premier Bill Bennett and federal. Conservative - leader Joe Clark, both of whom. are shilly- TV wee about a g with their opponents in erent during the present election com- except on their own terms. Personally, I’ve a lot of sympathy for Messrs. Bennett and Clark. There’s. something indecent about expecting the head of a party to risk political massacre before several million people merely i in order to boost the CBC's ratings. ~ halle NDP opposition leader Dave Barrett to tangle with him on ‘Toe Tung. Maybe it was just . thie way. he talked, but there you are. And Dave Kin- the tube—but with one important .condition: that Mr. Barrett. should be ac- companied in the studio by former NDP cabinet minister Bob Williams and B.C. Federation of Labor president Dave Kinnaird. challenged Mr. Bennett to a straight one-to-one verbal punch-up. The motives of Both Mr. Bement and Mr. Barrett are fairly obvious to local politician-watchers. During the 1972-75 NDP | Years: in government Mr. * naird, as ‘spokesman for B.C.’s organized labor, isn’t exactly. a paper pussycat either. Between them, these two—in Mr. Bennett’s - judgement—could wreak so much havoc on Mr. Barrett's “moderate” image in half ‘an hour in front of the camera that the premier himself would hardly need to do much talking at all. He could “Mr. Barrett happens to have twice the vocabulary of Mr. Bennett and con-- siderably larger lungs. In a simple one-to-one duel of words there’s little doubt who would emerge the victor on points. Why on earth, then, should the Premier prefer to do battle with the opposition leader plus two of the latter’s close allies& SELF DESTRUCT . The reason lies in the image. of moderation, Sta ip -and sweet reasonableness which Mr. Barrett has been assiduously . cultivating over the past year. His two companion debaters demanded by Mr. Bennett aren't quite in the same mould. ED BROADBENT ... a new Perry Mason arguing his way to the Best Sup- porting Actor award? of them ‘self-destruct for all except the diehard socialist fringe of the B.C. electorate. Privately, Mr. Barrett probably shares Mr. Ben- nett’s reasoning. In election campaigns there are times when you don’t want your best friends around—you can always make amends to them after you've won. THREE-WAY KNOCK-OUT In the May 22 federal election campaign Tory leader Joe Clark has been hesitating about accepting an invitation to cross swords on the 24-inch screen with Prime’ Minister Pierre We will be closed Easter April 13,14416 | jenmny’s macrame 1091 Roosevelt Cres. N. Van. ' knock-out event: 980-8412 -Trodeau and NDP chieftain Ed Broadbent in a three-way And, again, small wonder. To begin with, it would be a@ two-against-one situation. However hard Pierre and Ed may slug: each other it in direct - doesn’t speak the same language. Taking on one at a time might at least make the ~ odds a. little more even, though there's no guarantee. _ GIFT OF THE GAB All of which makes one wonder about the whole rationale for TV debates between. party leaders as ~ part.of the electoral process. - All the other technological advances of. the past couple of decades—TV exposure of individual candidates, rapid jetliner campaigning other and Madison Avenue- style “image-building”—ha- ve notably failed to improve ‘the quality of the final product: the government we're stuck with on election night for the next three to five years. Like everything else on the tube, political TV debates are conceived primarily as entertainment, falling into the same general - category as a championship fight or Hockey Night in Canada. The audience wants , Political during the 1976 presidential from . - one end of the country to the history's great -leaders were ~ both—so that the winner is automatically Mr. Witty, Mr. Glib or Mr. Voluble. . - ’ The only variation in the ttern comes in those TV debates featuring two losers and no winner—an art form which reached its peak in the turgid rostrum-to-rostrum ex- changes between Jimmy ~ Carter and Gerry Ford International Year of the Child . election. ‘What it-all has to do with choosing the best man to . lead a nation or a province is — hard to see. Very few of the stuff of which Oscar—. . winners are made—and the — few who might have been .. nominated (like Richard HI, ~ Napoleon and Hitler) for a Best Actor Award invariably came toa sticky end. have much more in common politically and philosphically than citHer of them has with Joe. In fact, it was Ed's predecessor, former NDP leader Dave Lewis, who kept Pierre in the style to which he was accustomed at 24 Sussex Street during those lean minority Liberal years from 1972 to 1974. It could happen again this time with Ed holding the balance of power. (Don’t be fooled by the NDP promise to demand Pierre’s resignation as the price of their. support for another minority Liberal government. People will say anything, especially early in the campaign, to win votes). Meanwhile, both Mr. Trudeau and Mr. Broadbent are fast, no-holds-barred talkers. Mr. Broadbent looks and sounds more and more like Perry Mason. Mr. Trudeau, clad in his leather trench coat and _ smiting down ‘hecklers by telling them to get off their asses, would do credit to any late- night Bmovie. -* As entertainment, it’s doubtful whether the comparatively gentemanly and thoughtful act cultivated by Mr. Clark would stand a chance against these two taughies in combination. He the show to wind up with a winner and a loser—and if a little blood is spilled along the way, so much the better. For the contenders, the gift. of the gab is all that matters for a fleeting 60 minutes. The aim of the game is simply to make you opponent look dull, stupid or 1305 W. BROADWAY 731-7711