page 14 ~ January 19, 1977 - North Shore News -

Well, sir, t’uther nite the cat cums up frum the
basemint like all the Hounds of Hell wus snappin’

at her rear end.

. The cat wus lucky, becus,
the kid wus after her, cussin’
a blue streak. Wen I got the
wife calmed down, becus the
kid is usin’ sum words she -
ain’t heard before, I goes
down delicate like to inves-
tigate. Wen the kid is

cussin’, you learn real early ©

to investigate gentle.

Well, the rumpus room
ain’t wot it used to be.

HET

HTTASETLTELAADSETARLLE

that arount with a 60-degree
V-form pitch, he shud have a
triangulation he picked up
back arount Grade 10. So all
hie has got to do is rough out
a fortieth inch into Metricks,
take her down.about 75%,
doubie her an add to the
Minor Diameter an he has
got it made.

POCKIT COMPUTE

Except, I ses, you gotta
remember you are working
on the base of. yur thread
pitch form, fer wich you take
fifty percent to get arount to

: figgerin’ out vur- diffrunce
Where the wife had that betwixt the Minor and
purty vase of flowers is a Major.

dingus callt a Daul Trace

Oscilloscope. Next to it is a
Digital Multimeter and in the
remainin’ space is a Dual

Shur, he ses. — .

Wile he is pokin’ at the
pockit computer an cussin’

Knowin’ jest how far to
slide the bifocals down on
yur nose, J ses.

Well, he thinks this over a
wile an finely he ses’ he
patience an unnerstanding, I figgers them bifocals cum
ses...but there is one more last'an mebbe the patience

oe _ af unnerstanding cums first,
jest like the cuttin’ oil.
Exactly, I ses.

Wot’s that got to do with
gettin’ married? he ses.

GETTIN’ MARRIED

How cum? he ses.

Well, I ses, fer one thing,

e_ 9 os Lat. Ba.

cussin aon t = Ncip. xocr

anuther, you need cuttin’ oil
fer the tap wrench.

It takes the place of

thina
CRALILES .

Wot’s that, he ses agin’.

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It looks like them things is
givin’ birth, becus there’s
umbilical cords runnin’ to
hell an gone all over the
floor, where they connect
_with other gismos. That’s
wot the cat startid to play
with, wen all the fuss began.

I asts the kid wot the
problem is, becus it’s a
helluva lookin’ mess with
only one good thing goin’ fer
it...the wife won’t be settin’
up a spare bed in the rumpus
room fer any relatives wot
drop in unexpected. 7

REAL DANDY

He ses it’s a whatchmacal-
lit from a Sweep Generator,
wich is fer fixin’ the
television. I tell him if it’s
bustid, I ain’t cryin’.

I takes a lock at this.
contrapshun an.on the front

it ses Crystal Selector an

. there’s

Crystal Marker Amplitude an
one real dandy,
where. you got a_ choice
between AE-BD(X); C(YZ)

-and Xtal Only.

The kid has this little
dingus wot you plug sum-
thing into. It has four holes
fer screws an he is goin’ nuts |
tryin’ to find screws. He ses‘
there ain’t any screws known
to mankind wot fit.

The trubble is he don’t say
it perlite. He sticks in sum of |
them words wot drives the
wife nuts. ,

I figger it’s time the kid
got a little of his own back, so
I tries a few drills to figger
the minor diameter an _ I

tells the kid we ain’t too well .
favad fae NMoatrich thraadc.

aeacaw eo Ree avawes awar Vane weeny

but if he will convert a
Number 36 drill to decimal
equivalent, wich shud be
about .106 thousands, an
then figger about 40 threads
to the inch an then thrash

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bifocals down about half-way |

on my nose where they work
purty gud. . .

A 6 by 32 tap looks about
rite. The lead slips into the
holes. purty good, so I slips
her in' a tap wrench .an she

-cleans up real good an cuts

nice new threads an the chips
cum curlin’ out frum the
brass nice an purty, wich is a
real pleasure to watch.

About midnite he shows
up an ses he figgered it out
an we shud clean the threads
with a Number 36 drill an tap
fer 6 by 32, but he can’t find
them.

Ises they is in the box with
the big padlock an the sine
wich ..ses
Tools Wich the Kid Ain’t Gat
At,’’ but don’t worry, becus-
the dingus is on the bench
with the threads cut nice an

purty, wich is sumthin’ he

shud think on wen he figgers
on gettin’ married.

Bob eek

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