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that thirty yeres after puttin’ -
on the ring an sayin’ ““IDO”’’ |
that must of the kinks shud ~
- be ironed out, but t’aint so.

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have found out anyway...an
if they haven’t, they shur as

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sumthin’. that’s real impor-
tant fer a feller, speshul after .
_a day’s work and a BIG |
~ Supper. 7

IT’S THE PLACE FER A

QUIET SNOOZE! =.

—otobk

“Now, I’m lucky. The Kid

thas growd up an gone, so I

have three choices: the
chesterfield, the spare bed-.
room, or the  basemint
rumpus rcom. There’s only
one trubble:

‘Whenever I get my butt
down, nice an peaceful,
there's a littel whimper
alongside --. an I sorta
scrunch over fer a small dog.

BY LOIS LIGHT. oe "

You only have. ten more
‘days in which to decide what

you want to give that favorite |

‘person in the way of night
school courses. Don't just
give money to the friend who

has everything. -Ask your
Night. Train office to co-.

operate
certificate--it’ll be one
present where you can’t go

. wrong with size, color, or
- Style.

‘

Here aré some more new

courses that will be coming’

up in the New Year. ‘‘CO-
ED EXERCISES FOR SEN-
JOR PERSONS” |
need much explaining. But

doesn’t:

FD ects gnu Se Ae. ute ee “e,

page? 20 - December r21, 1977 - North Shore News

Every place | in the house _ ;

must, be _ electronically *

bugged, becus jest as séon as
», the Littel Dog snuggles down
an sighs, sorta peaceful like,
there's a banshee wail ftom a

distant. room: *

“GIT THATDAWG OFFA
‘THE SOFA. DON’TCHA

KNOW IJ EST VACUUMED
TODAY?” . .

eleee

“And this brings u us, in the
Icisurely fashion that is the.
trademark of this column; to
one of the few remaining

things in this tired old world.

from which. we can _ get
eternal love and trust. Others

have said it better than - can. °

Let’s listen:

sein rk aka

pick up a starving dog:

it" S ; pleasant to know you th
be doing exercises to music,

_ and that these will be peared

to help mobility, agility, your
cardo-vascular system, and
your’ all-over well-being.

Also, it could be a lot of fun. |

| “LEADERSHIP TRAIN. |

ING” is: another. new title,
in giving a gift.

and this will ‘be for volun-
‘tecrs or professionals,
anybody engaged in: de-

_ cision-making, planning,. or |

anything else. involved in .
supervising ..or °. leading

groups of people. All of us |
who have worked for other .

people, and who hasn't, will
know there’s more to good
Jeadership‘than just knowing -
how to “‘boss’’, and here’s a .

comes from ‘Lord Byron: :_

“Near this. “spot ate the -¢
remains: of one who posses- |

Hew wont’ "t t bite 3 you. “Thisi is. sthe
"principal difference between -
ta dog, and. a man®"

os ~ Mark Twain.

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“When. the fourteen- years oe
“which. Nature. permits -
Are. closing ‘in. asthma,” 0 re

your single wiil, .

‘With its | ‘whingper ‘of wel-
come, is stilled (how still!)
---», You will discover how :

much your care, °°

And will give’ ‘your hear to a3
dog to tear’ sbeey
oe | ~ Rudyard a Kipling ae

eeERE

And perhaps the best

sed Beauty. without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,

Courage without Ferocity ... /

and all the Virtues of Man,’
without his Vices”’

- in tribute to the memory

ng of Boatswain, 2 Dog

aa

So-now, ‘folks, I'll settle

» down for a guiet snooze with -
and make him Prosperous. -

the Littel Dog. She’s gettin’

Fight by those under yon.

“COMPLEXION CARE

AND MAKE-UP” ‘will be

given for 7 weeks, Mondays’ @
-and Wednesdays, and will be :

an opportunity to ask-all the

questions ‘you can think of
about. looking after. your
- complexion, and the glamor- ' @

ization of same. Also, ward-

- robe co-ordinating, and other
.etcs.. of appearance. The |
great thing about this course

is that‘it's free, given by a

- well-known beauty house, so |
be sure to avoid the rush and
pre-register here. |

And a: happy. sett. |

Christmas to you!

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. muzzle an time is- runnin” §.
out... She: will tuck her nose.
under: my. chin with a ives | I
 _sigh.and, jest before. I doze* |
off, Pil. balance the books’an
close. ‘the: ledger with _thtee: |

ee Christmas Greetings, to all and as

- poe philosopher ae ee is: ‘apparently as. .
_ | hanidy with a drawing pen as with a fishing rod ora |
‘betdle of rum. Hence, this one-of-a-kind Christmas
card which we received last week from ‘the |
‘irrepressible author of Back Porch, turned artist:
: for ‘the Yuletide season. - . :

8. natural-icoking i
A artificial f-
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We call it |

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