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The group's advertising slogan
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bites of scorpions he puts in his
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One member, Danna Koyanagi,
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squirts it out his eyes,

In December in Stuart, Fla.
Francis Reichert. 58, inadvertently
dislodged a cherry pit, one-half
inch in diameter, from his nose dur-
ing a routine visit to his doctor.

Reichert said he stuffed cherry
pits up his nose to impress play-
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years-old. Reichert's doctor said the
pit may be the longest-standing
object ever discovered in sameane's
nose,

Butfalo, N.Y. — After David
May resigned in October from the
office of Registrar of Vital Statistics
he asked to be paid the $8,500 in
unused annual leave he had
accrued.

May resigned only because he
had been caught on videotape tak-
ing cash payments from people
requesting documents like birth cer-
tificates, and had = more than
$200,000 in improperly gained cash
at his house, According to the city’s
Jabor relations director, May is
legally entitled to the $8,500,

According to a November Wall
Street Journal story, a taveler tele-
phoned the Hyatt Hotel in Dubai to
ask that it send him luggage that he

had absent-mindedly left behind,

The luggage had already been
searched for identification by the
hotel and was found to contain
Hyatt towels, Hyatt silverware, and
the Hyatt clock and bathroom scale
from the man's room.

Warren, Ohio — In November,
Donna Dunik, 63, was arrested for
trying to smuggle drugs and sup-
plies to her incarcerated son.

tn colored balloons housed in
her socks and bra were marijuana,
paste cocaine, flake cocaine, vita-
min B (to cut the cocaine), and
yeast (an ingredient for homemade
wine).

And in Lancaster, Ohio,. Elsie
Sheets, 54, has been indicted for
helping her son and his friends dis-
pose of the bodies of two school-
mates they allegedly killed.

According to prosecutors, after
disposal, Sheets brought the kids
homeand made pizza for them.

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