et eT tis MOST OF the 80 million Mexicans will neither know nor care what the Canadian newspapers had to say about their election, so perhaps it doesn’t matter much that we were holier than thou, conde- scending, full of the less lovely characteristics of Anglo Saxons. We are a pretty rude bunch. Both the wire services and the newspapers which come readily to hand here in our cedar swamp report- ed the Mexican presidential election like a schoolmarm in a class for the brain damaged. The natives, we were told, are improving year by year. Who knows, some day they may be as good as we are at running their own affairs. This is arrogant, tiresome and stu- pid. There may be other words I have left out. The Globe and Mail is a handy example. It likes to call itself Canada’s national newspaper. The Globe began its report with the charges of electoral fraud issued by one of the two losing presidential candidates. Next we learned that the other loser, who gathered a larger share of the opposition vote, did not claim fraud. Oh well, that's newspapering. Negativism always takes pri-te of place. What was less forgivable is what the Globe did (o those of us who turned to it for an array of solid facts. Too bad for us. The editors started the Mexican election story on Page 1, jumped it to Page A5 and then for- got to put the rest of it on Page 5. No doubt a computer was to blame. In today’s newspapers, as in today’s bureaucrat, nobody is ever to Paul St. Pierre PAULITICS & PERSPECTIVES blame for what goes wrong. The computer done jt. That didn’t help readers who wanted to learn something. Next day the Globe had an editor- ial on the Mexican elections and declared that the natives are begin- ning to pick up on things down there. Our Vancouver Sun did better on factual reporting. The editors didn’t lose the story about a new govern- ment in the eighth-largest country in the world, a nation which is a neigh- bor and a free trade partner. We leamed some moderately unusual things about this Mexican election. Voters were marked with indcli- ble ink, to make it difficult for them to vate twice. There were voter iden- tification cards. There were foreign observers at the polls, including for- mer Canadian party leaders Joe Clark and Ed Broadbent. Funny, I don‘t recall a Canadian election in which voters were dyed to | Enjoy That Special Occasion 445-13th Street, W. Vancouver 926-8922 Peete etree creo (it REM we THE LIC USETTY 3rd GREAT WEEK! Sit back & relax while we cater your party Lut HAt & 7:00PM oot Sun “\ MAGICAL Tic COMEDY! ‘sem gra onan" FY tag) Whigs, “funeral e & 7:15PM Bete Son prevent double voting. Neither do f remember foreigners being invited to ceme into our coun- try and told to fee! free to monitor whal was going on at our polling sta- tions. Is that because the world knows that Canadians are so much finer, truer. purer people? Or is it because we always thought that our elections were nobody's business but our own? Every newspaper and wire story took note that the winning party, the PRI, has won every Mexican election since 1929. Canadians, on the other hand, elected a single party, the Liberals, for only one generation, from 1934 to 1954, It’s a matter of degree, no doubt. Somebody quoted a mexican as saying that the PRI could automati- cally depend on getting an extra 15% of any national vote. It needn't be dishonest, strictly speaking. The advantage is built in for a government party with a tong term of office. Friday, September 9, 1994 - North Shore News - 9 Please spare Mexico the pious cant Odd as it may seem, that is exact- ly the figure quoted to me in the [960s by a Social Credit Party strate- gist in British Columbia. “We can always come up with an extra 15%.” Not to forget Mackenzie King's remark in the graveyard about the ancestor who voted Conservative. 66 Jn today’s newspapers, as in today’s bureaucrat, nobody ts ever to blame for what goes wrong. The computer done it, 9? “He votes for you, now, Mr. King,” said one of his ministers. Other little oddities about Canadian elections come to mind. Chinese Canadians and Indians didn't get the vote until the 1950s. In Quebec, Indians remained disenfran- chised even longer. So, all right, what did go on in Mexico in this election? Alas, | live past time in that coun- try so } can never be as knowledge- able as Canadian editors and editorial writers who never set a foot in the place. 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