= Prescriptions for treating HEY parents: anyone for a spirited discus- sion on revamping labour relations in this province? Your kids might want to join in too, considering they’ve just had a week's crash course in how those dysfunctional relations screw innocent bystanders. And while parents might be raining fire upon those manning the picket fines in this latest outrageous educa- tion interruption in B.C., stories always have more than two sides. Consider for example that, as pointed out in last week’s Yarn, the chief gov- ernment negotiator in the CUPE dispute swanned off for a week's vacation on » March 16 at negotiation crunch time. His scheduled return date: Sunday, March 26, the day before CUPE’s March 27 strike deadline. Taik about arrogance in ~ the face of adversity. But Tony Penikett’s excel- lent vacation adventure is - merely one example of this ‘province’s approach to culti- “vating labour relations. B.C. remains stuck in the archaic collective bargaining _- box with confrontation as the only means of reaching - | » mailbox agreement. In the current illustration of that boxing match, your kids are taking the most shots to the solar plexus. Government and Big Labour merely waltz around the ring in a no-win charade. So what to do besides wring hands and gnash teeth? How about some funda- mental labour relations changes in B.C. Radical idea, no? The Coalition of BC Businesses thinks not. . The organization, which represents 50,000 small and medium-sized businesses in B.C and includes the BC Chamber of Commerce, the Vancouver Board of Trade and the Retail Council of Canada, recently released a report on where it thinks those changes need to be made, Labour Policies That Work has been in the works for the past year. It’s a response to, among other factors, the aforemen- tioned boxing matches that continue to undermine B.C.'s economy and dull its competitive edge; it’s a call for some much-needed employment law flexibility in a rapidly changing market- place; and it’s a cry for help from businesses and employ- ers to level the labour rela- tions field that a decade of NDP rule has banked so far in favour of Big Labour it has seriously undermined the ability of businesses to oper- ate in this province. As the coalition’ S report points out: *... by a whole range of indicators, B.C.’s economy has dramatically slipped against other provinces and key competi- tors over the past decade .. the (coalition) contends that the entrepreneurial and inno- vative spirit required to restore B.C.’s economy will flourish only if our elected officials fundamentally rethink outdated approaches to provincial labour policies. Take, for example, the Labour Relations Code, the NDP’s 1992 benchmark pay- off to Big Labor. The bill laid the groundwork for the unionization of B.C. by, among other things, remov- n ing secret ballot voting in union certification drives and automatically certifying trade unions within a company if 55% o7 more of the compa- ny’s workers sign union cards. As the coalition points out: aside from eliminating a fundamental democratic right, the removal of a secret ballot vote robs employees of the opportunity to make a key workplace decision “away from the persuasive efforts of union organizers, employers and fellow employees.” And unlike gathering union cards, a secret ballot vote provides a clear indica- tor of what employees want. By some twisted socialist logic the labour code retains the reauirement for secret ballot voting for decertifica- tion, strike votes and final contract offers. Important decisions all. Why then has it been removed for an equally important decision for union certification? The short answer: the labour code as drafted by the NDP is just that — a code for labour not business. The coalition also recom- mends rewriting the code so that both employers and unions have equal rights of free expression. In any sane land, you'd Distress from dog’s death recounted Dear Editor: ; :Do you remember on the *- morning of March 8 someone at your work who seemed somewhat withdrawn? *. Do you reéall a husband or father. who was’ just a litle ut touchy?: : Did someone in your class seem nervous and a litle prone to lau laughing ¢ too readily and too Bid someone snap at you in a. store when you : took. too long ‘to make a decision on our purchase? ‘Do - you’ remember being honked ‘at in traffic and notic- ing erratic driving that a full . moon didn’t cause? . Was . someone you know © Yai litde. more’cold than} usual “or. perhaps alternately . weepy, then Bry or indiffer:" : and they may not verbalize their distress. However, what happened at around 7:30 a.m. on that morning can not go untold. I would. apologize myself for having allowed my unleashed dog to have strayed onto the section of road at 20th and Mahon but the pe: son who displaced that volume of blood from her head a dis- tance of cight feet across the sidewalk didn’t stop. So remember when some- one you know and care for doesn’t treat you in a consider- ate and respectful way. It’s because they are not fecling really good about themselves. I have to say it wasn’t easy to bury my dog bombarded by thoughts of “whai ifs” and “if only” though I suspect the other party’s guilt will be hard-- er still to bury and reconcile. Maybe this will help. Mike Weir would like to thank his clients ’ for voting him one of the North Shore's FAVOURITE Accountants in the North Shore News Readers’ Choice Awards. He would also like to take this opportunity to introduce the other partners in the firm. Michael S. Weir, BB... CA. professional partnerships, estate planning and tax issues for -ownermanaged enterprises Darryl J Parsons, cGA,CA._- areas of practice specialty include andit of public and private companies, as well as professional services for ownermanzgetl enterprises Weir & CHARTERED ACC Michael W. Byrne, ca. taxation of trusts and estates, taxation of professionals and issues for | owner-managed enterprises Bradley E. Curtis, 84, CA. the lumber and restaurants industries. ~ and the taxation of non-resident investments in Canada rne UNTANTS : 147 West 16th Street, North Vancouver 986-9440. : Also, a big thank you to all passersby, neighbours, SPCA staff and veterinarians who did take the time and let their humanity show. Trevor Warrington North Vancouver " PLAY = Infants Babies sitters to eorly walkers active runners fo 2 years - Toddlers Children 2 to 5 years Sunday, April 2, 2000 —- North Shore News - 7 think equality on that front would go without saying. But this is not a sane land. The coalition points out that any statement made by an employer that attributes any negative consequences to unionization or is negative about unions generally is considered an unfair labour practice. Yet union organizers are free to criticize employers and make union campaign promises that may be mis- leading or have a limited grounding in reality without facing similar censure. The code also makes it far easier for workers to bring a union into their workplace than to get rid of one. Also sticking in the coali- tion’s craw is the Labour Relations Board and its skewed vision of how it mediates employer/union beefs. The coalition’s report .C.’S labour pains opines that there’s a crisis of confidence in the board’s impartiality in administrating labour relations law and poli- cy in B.C. The reality of course is that the board has proved far from impartial. Guess who has benefited from that lack of impartiality? No space here to delve into the NDP's misguided union-only hiring policy or its minimum wage increase mania that is steadily eroding entry-level job opportunities for youth. Space only to applaud the coalition for its efforts and to urge anyone interested in removing labour pains from this beleaguered province to demand that its recommen- dations be instituted. The 1.7-million-plus school days lost this past week should be more than enough incentive. —trenshaw@nsnews.com ou, Lube & Fitter 21 pt Safety check, 15 rninutes - FAST! Includes up to 5 litres of 10w30 Quakerstate 362 Marine Drive 980-9115 pXorset 8:00anv600pm, Sun. 9:00amn-5:00pm Expires Apri 12/2000 : ; iO draperies ,-S,LAURSEN & SON Serving the Lower Mainland for over 28 years : . wwrw.stdropesondblind com Custom Rods, Upholssry & Bedspreads (Ask about aur Seniors ris an: For Free Estimate cal 922-4975 or 5872966 | Drapety Labour $14.95 per pancl lined. Low Low Paicas & blinds Itd. 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