™~ page 18, February 9, 1977 - North Shore News There are times when it jest ain’t fitten fer to read the daily paper whe Tita REEL, 2 Pruithar © WU £? rin etanrsa Bb ARASULELLEL night when the wife has finished the comics an she ain’t running Mutt and Jeff : no more—an cum 1 to think of it, she ain’t seen Steve Canyon fer quite ‘some time. Weil, sir, the kid looks at me an I looks at the kid an there is a sorter secrit signal passes between us. It’s a -kind of mental telegraph wot ses “I know wot you are thinkin’; an you know wot I'm thinken...but we shur as _ hell better not say it!” Enyways, on the next page the wife spots sumthing real interesting an she ses do we know Elvis Presley has his own private jet wich cost a million-and-a-half bucks an it has a bed with three oxygen masks? Once again the kid looks at me and I looks at the kid. The secrit signal betwixt us gets sorter tangled up, becus there jest ain’t any answer to that one. Leastwise, there ain’t any answer that’s safe to tackle. That leaves a sorter hole in the conversation, wich is allus one helluva mistake when there are wimmen around. They allus tend to go stomping in, like a. Holstein 7 up to its hocks in Chilcotin _gumbo. aes SSW CAAR So the wife ses it is real trajick how them singers ‘need more oxygen fer their FUEVEQUUUNEGGAOUUEOGOUOEUEEEGAUGUUAOOGUEENGUEUULAA lungs, which is a handicap. . real The kid: chokes’ on _ his’ spinach an 1 don’t hear too good wot he ses. It sounds like, ‘I. cud use a handicap like that!’’ That’s the first I knowd the kid has lung trubbel, but I shud have known hetter. ‘After all, them magazines hé has brung home shud shur as_ hell have been the ‘tip-off, becus they all concentrate on wimmen with chest prob- — lems. -an jest stretched out with his -composer an his arranger to _ the time.”’ Matter :of fact, I wus studying up on them real good, until the wife donated them to the Auxiliary. The kid has thunk it over real careful an he ses mebbe Elvis wus real tuckered out work out a’new score. The wife thunk that one over a wile aii finely she ses ‘*the. poor feller! P’ll bet he knew. wot the score wus all So the kid looks at me an I looks at the kid...an he ses “*1’ll bet he did!’’ NEW 25¢ STAMP saluting Queen Elizabeth’s — Silver Jubilee went on sale Febru- ary 4. It is the first to use a full-color portrait of the Queen and is based on a photograph by. British pho- ‘tographer Peter -Grugeon. . The stamp ‘will’ be used primarily for international air mail. “My husband’s so proud of me! And with good reason | might add. You see, | got us saving for our future home with a North Shore Credit Union Registered Home Ownership Savings Plan. “An RHOSP at the North Shore Credit Union makes a lot of sense. We don't pay start-up, administration, trustee or withdrawal fees. We receive a nice, big fat, current interest rate of 94%4% per annum. And just think of all the tax savings! “Our money is completely protected by the Provincial Credit Union Share and Deposit Guarantee Fund, and it stays right in the community working for us. “And the best part - it was all so easy. Start up or transfer simply by going to any branch of the North Shore Credit Union before March ist!” North Shore Community Crecit Union Three locations in North Vancouver: 1100 Lonsdale Avenue, 987-8155 eed PE oe ye toe gH or ER TS Fret OEE 1246 Lynn Valley Road, 980-6556 1080 Marine Drive, 986-1116 | £eaeo ‘Queen Size 10 year guarantee on set Comfortable no-stretch, no-shift sleeping surface Reinforced jumbo welted edge support for durability Quality by Restweli Regular Sale, Price A DIRTY HEATING SYSTEM MEANS: —Health and Fire Hazards — Odor Problems —~ Poor Heating Performance ~-House Dust Start with Your Heating System Let the experts help you make your home “ ULTRA-CLEAN with’ ULTRA-VAC" The complete cleaning service For Free Estimate and Top Professional Service Call — §22-1412, CE MOBILE POWER SERVICES Ltd. Serving Vancouver & Lower Mainland Since 1969