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Ape Legal Project, headed by a
Seattle lawyer, is moving
toward a goal of demonstrat-
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that chimpanzees should have
some of the same legal rights as
humans (beyond beiag mere
property, according to the
Times, “te [becoming | people
with rights to life and liberty
and perhaps even the pursuit of
happiness”). Though it would
be possible for a chimp to sue
his guardian, a reassuring
spokesperson said animals such
as cockroaches and ants “will
never be eligible for any kind
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offending part is cut away. The
proposal is part of a general
loosening of slauzhterhouse
inspection standards, whose
public comment: period ends
Aug. 29. One critic already
weighed in, saving she did not
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