4 - Wednesday, May 1, 1991 ~ North Shore News The mainstream must deal with the unthinkable ONE OF the most fascinating processes to watch, I find, is the way the unthinkable becomes ordi- nary. The first article I wrote on the possibility of Canada breaking up was back in 1978. ft was intended as a magazine think piece. [ fired it off to Saturday Night, which had published several of my stories. This time, forget it. Then-editor Robert Fulford was incensed by a Westerner sending him a scrious piece on how sentiment east of Toronto was not necessarily utter- ly unlike some sentiment in Quebec — willing to at least take a hard look at the pros and cons of forging a new country out of the decaying hulk of the old. That’s a cruel phrase, of course. Decaying hulk. But it is a recur- ring image that has come to mind over the years as I watch our na- tional leaders blunder from one ridiculous extreme to the other. In any event, Fulford didn’t run the piece. Nor did he run anything of mine after that. I had crossed the line into unpatriotic thought. Back then I didn’t realize that Toronto editors considered themselves the bearers of the Canuck Man’s Burden, a kind of noblesse oblige to maintain Cana- dian unity. So | sold the story to an Amer- ican magazine. The subject of Canada’s schizophrenia was a worthy topic so far as Yankee edi- tors were concerned. I sold various versions of the same story to magazines in Hong Kong, Mex- ico, France, the U.K. and Ger- many. It was only at home that no- body wanted to publish thoughts on the unthinkable. Today, of course, the unthink- able has become so completely thinkable that our national politi- Cians seem to be devoting most of their time to fretting about it. To my mind, the shame is that they didn’t think about it back then. A bit of thought might have suggested moves that could have headed off the crisis we now face. Toronto editors who preferred to bury their heads in the sand, rather than confront the issue of regional alienation, did not carry the Canuck Man’s Burden very well, after all. Otherwise there might not be a Reform Party surging ahead of the Tories both nationally and in Ontario, of all places! ‘The whole issue of Western alienation remains unfashionable in Central Canada. Try to bring it up at a dinner party and the eyes of your host glass over, with the subject quickly being moved to a more civilized topic, like Toron- to's waste disposal woes. Pundits are predicting an [taly- style parliament next time around, with Preston Manning and/or Lu- cien Bouchard or both holding the balance of power, with the Lider- als and NDP gnawing at the throats of the decimated Tories. With a majority of Quebecers expressing the view that they would prefer separation to the status quo, the unthinkable has clearly arrived in the mainstream of Canadian thought. 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It was more fundamental than that. They had joined The Enemy. Ottawa had become the imperial Rome of Canada. All who ven- tured there were corrupted by : power. a Now that this simmering disgust a has manifested itself in a new, fragmented political reality, it surely is time to heed what has remained the problem all along. It is not Canada that is the ee problem. It is Ottawa. " Far too much power has been concentrated in the hands of far too many mandarins in a small, distant imperial bastion. The decisions reached by the bureaucrats and their willing cap- tive political handmaidens are almost invariably at odds with the feelings of the people who are af- ro fected in far-away regions. A Really. When was the last time : you can remember the federal government coming down on what 3 you considered to be the right side nt of an issue? 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