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PETS LTD needs good homes for nice Samoyed (small); purebred Siberian Husky; young Duck-Toller x; large Ger- man Skepherd/Dane x; seven-year-old English Sheep-dog; adorable young cats, many types. Call 988-7461 or 988-3988 (evenings) for dogs and 980-4007 for cats. ——e Sunday, Aprif 12, 1992 - North Shore News - 37 HOROSCOPES AIDS -All Is Definitely Sacred YEARS AGO I wrote of the upcoming Pluto in Scorpio, a transit of deeply cathartic and regenerative dimensions (1983 through 1995). Under the heading **Regenerate, Or Else!’’ I predicted, among other things, that concepts of sex and relation- ships would be overhauled as a result of a devastating global epidemic, the true source and nature of which would be shroud- ed in mystery for years. AIDS is exploding. Soon we will all know someone who is HIV positive. Frankh Freeman, social worker, says, ‘‘Fighting the disease puts you in antithesis to your own body.’” He serves others and is . aware of the connection between the planet’s immune system and - our own. “To me, AIDS is a cosmic alarm clock, an agent of transformation. Its initials mean, ‘All Is Definitely Sacred.’ "” Marianne Williamson, in A Return To Love, writes, ‘‘Every crisis bears its solution in that it takes us to our most humble thinking.”’ She points out, ‘‘AIDS is a collective heartbreak, pulling millions into its painful vortex, bringing millions to their knees. As soon as enough of us get there, as soon as love reaches a critical mass or enough people become miracle-minded, there will be a sudden breakthrough in con- sciousness -- an instantaneous healing." ’ She asks, ‘“‘Why should we think differently about critical ill- ness? Cancer and AIDS and other illnesses are manifestations of a psychic scream, and their message is not, ‘Hate me,’ but ‘Love me.’ Attacking a disease makes it vell louder. Healing comes from con- versing with our illness, seeking to understand what it’s trying to tell ” . She encourages people to write a letter to AIDS or Cancer or whatever they might have, and tell it everything they feel. (To be continued next week: “tReclaim Your Own Love.’’) ALL SIGNS April 12 marks the Games of Ceres (Rome), honoring Ceres, Goddess of Grains, and culmina- tion in the Cerealia (April 19) as well as Palm Sunday (Christian); Wednesday is Fordicalia (Rome) Festival of Tellus Mater, the Earth Mother. We have Good Friday this week and Buddha’s birthday (Korea) Saturday. April 12 to 18, 1992 ARIES (March 21-April 20) Spend Sunday with family, Aries. "A new path of understanding, carly week. Full moon, Thursday. Say less. Listen more. Plan a weekend with someone new. Com- pany, Saturday. Truth’s compassion is ap- parent when it asks, “‘What are you doing to help yourself?"* TAURUS (April 21-May 27) Monday could bring a ew project. Many possibilities this week. Open up. You have good advice tor someone, Thursday. Emotional, Friday. Saturday is for romance, Don’t listen to the fear of letting go of yourself and you will soon hear something refreshing. GEMINI (May 22-June 23) Be patient, Sunday, Gemini. Be constructive, Monday. Tuesday, communi- cate at home. You are persuasive, mid- week. Friday could bring a dispute between two friends. Saturday, exercise your humor. Sincere action toward a dim truth will brighten your perception on it. Robert Aiken HEAVENS ABOVE CANCER (June 22-July 23) _~ . GN \9 ‘Temper may be up, Monday. Romantic mood, Tuesday. Mid-week, pay up. Feel the relief. Friday could be sad. Celebrate it. An invitation, Saturday. Live from recovered essence, not imaginary iden- tity, and self-doubt will vanish foxever, Cancer. LEO (July 24-Aug. 23). Lighten up, Leo. A new friend this week. Thursday, you soar. Full moon. Be more mederate. Saturday, scan your life. What do you want? Learn to relax the mind, for a mind at case flows with its full Tesources. : Try VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23) Early week, cmotionaily intense. You even feel rebeilious. Mid-week, you spin in circles. Thursday, be flexible.. Full moon keeps you moving. Saturday won't be Quiet, cither. When finding the real riches of your cosmic nature, you'll find them inex- haustible. fe LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23) sme Have a good time, Sunday. Mon- day, super-sensitive. Tuesday, romantic. Wednesday, more creative. Thursday, unsettling. Love life stirred up, Friday. Be sociable, Saturday. Never argue with the “‘wrongness’’ in yourself or others, but simply walk away in perfect freedom. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) . Monday, someone explains. Let them. Tuesday, you crave adventure. -In- tuitive, mid-week. Emotional buttons press- ed, Thursday. Rest, Friday. Take care of health. Just ‘*be,”” Saturday. Tension in any situation means that the artificial self is present, not your real nature. f< SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dee. 21) Monday, full of contradictions. Tuesday, a financial issue resolved. Mid- week, “‘they’* don’t like it. If you do, do iz anyway. Go out, Friday evening. Have fun. Saturday, you are more solemn. Talk it over. One day you will have the relief of not needing to anxiously ask who you are. 4 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) Get back on track, early week. Your needs are important too. Stay in the _ present, Wednesday. Good Friday could be guiet. You need to talk to someone, Satur- day. Do so. !1’s a harmful error to assume we understand something simply because it agrees with what we already believe. WV AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) SVY Go for a change of scene, -early week. Integrity questioned, Tuesday. Thursday's full moon emphasizes the realm of money. Saturday, study restfully. If you come to a teacher on your own terms, Aquarius, you are not meeting a rea! teach- er. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) Love is all you need, Pisces. Good news, Tuesday. Add to your skill, mid- week. Friday, you are ail stirred up. Stand up for your convictions, Saturday. Consider the inner path as an adventure. Nothing in life is more interesting. Robert Aiken is an interna- tionally Known astrologer/ metaphysician, therapeutic counsellor and workshop leader of 30 years’ experience. He offers in-depth, substantive astrological readings as well as empowering therapeutic counselling sessions. Contact Carole: 929-4049.