Page 8 - Friday, December 28, H The Soviet Union is an evil Year, empire. LS Ronald Regan For heaven's sake Ron, do President a bit more. -- Pierre Trudeau, telling the FS itt should cuddle up to the Russians Geoff Smith of England won the Boston Marathon yesterday in only his second marathon race. A Canadian won in the wheelchair divi- sion. -— Picture caption in the Globe & Mail I don’t think | am made for the production line, but its all worth itin the end. Diana, Princess of Wales, talking about being pregnant Keep your pyjamas on. Father of Tl. to Prince Charles, when the Prince ask ed him tor family planning advice I'm not going to come to Canada again until you stop killing them wolves. — Jane Thomas of Texas Watch this, boys, I'm go- ing to do ous” proud. Hockey plaver Al Chatlain of Nanaimo, just before blin- ding an elderly © vech in one eve Let's face it; there's no whore like an old whore. If I'd been in Bryce’s position I'd have been right in there with my nose in the public trough tike the rest of them. — Bran Mulroney, on the shower of patronage that Trudeau) poured on Bryce Mackasey Jack Davis is the only Rhodes Scholar I've ever known with any brains. Sun columnist Les Bewley As elegant” Fthioprans dance, their rural com- patriots starve. Globe & Mail correspondent Nike Nalpy You've spoken Now shut up Lonidentiticd West Nanoouver tatepayer in) Heaven ad os aticdhchate Poin Reid I was optimist about sur veval, bul oot so optimistic that } dado t make tunerul at 1750 MARINE DRIVE WEST VANCOUVER V7V 193 CASH Cnraue ADTQUATE PARKING IN REAd ALL SALES FINAL wa Oey WOE SEND ANNOUINNGCEMiny res Out TO UNCERTAINTY OF DELIVERY aan ee ee ee ee ee ae Vina 1984 - North Shore News get this straight by Doug EREWITH COLLINS’S Quotes ot the Part Two. ranpements. Toronto Jom Hall ot , one year after hay ing a heart transplant The B.C. Press Council has destroyed its credibility. - UBC protessor Robin Ridington, oorving oun his whine after losing the against Collins. I suppose if three-toed bats were in vogue this vear, he would have chosen one of those. long Campagnolo. on Walter Mondale’s choice ot Geraldine Ferraro as his running mate We tried to hich a little ass fast night. -—- Vice presidentialcandidate George Bush, atter debating Ferraro What can I say honey, it was the booze and the pills. case Mass murderer Clittord Olson, to his wite Christ's Resurrection (as nothing more than a conjur- ing trick with bones. Right Reverend David Jenkins. Bishop of Durham. on the BBC Collins “The Queen's hats are dowdy and matronly and her hairstyle looks like she put her head on a pillow and just got up. —Canadian dress designer Patrica McDonagh Canada is the great white waste of time. Fleet Street tabloid, reacting to Canadian eriticism Of Queen's) dress style He's Coming! Banner headline in the Vancouver Province announeimy the visit ot Michael Jackson He is Christ. We believe Michael Jackson is the Ar- chanpgel Michael and Jesus returned to earth. -— Jackson tan Pat O’C onnor I've inherited a bag of sh John Turner to B.C Liberal leader Art Lee In the summer the sun‘ll roast your brains if you don't wear a hat. That's one reason they have low [Qs in Africa. 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