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Steven Locniker, on the lam
for avoiding child-support
charges, was arrested after he
called attention to himself as
Cosmopolitan magazine’
“Bachelor of the Month

And Thomas Georgevitch,
22, on the lam for imperson-
ating a police officer, was
arrested in New York after a
detective heard him call in to a
radio station to make a song
request (Johnny Rivers’
“Secret Agent Man”).

And Tom Tipton, 63 and
wanted on two warrants in
Minneapolis, was arrested in
November when a sheriff's
officer recognized his name as
the man singing the national
anthem before the Vikings-
Broncos football game.

James City, Virginia —
Robert Pablo Montez, 46,
showed up at a public assis-
tance office with dark glasses
and a white cane, claiming to
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Vell-to-do dentist. Gerald
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The Brooklyn organization
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down its 24-hour mistress

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