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HOROSCOPES
Open up to
‘Shaneri-lav

DURING THE later years of the 18th century occurred a
stellar event of primary magnitude, the conjunction of

Uranus with Neptune.

New concepts were born, new
ideats, new visiors and new pro-
phecies of a liberated mankind
were projected into the human
scheme of things. Not from ‘‘out-
side,” but from deep within.
Revolutions occurred, the cld was
shattered by blows of
disintegrative effect. Metaphysical
teachings were released, new con-
cepts of art and morality were
promulgated.

The dynamic Uranus and the

spiritualizing Neptune provided a-

“‘new birth” for the entire human
race.

It’s happening again, now and
during the next three years.
Uranus, the great awakener,
commands release. Neptune,
within us all, says, ‘‘Thy will be
done.’’ The exoteric symbol is the
trident, a forked spear, of the
ocean-god. Esoterically. the sym-
bol represents the upturned cup,
open to receive the inflow of in-
spiration.

As ‘‘transmitter of galactic
energies’? to our solar system,
Neptune parailels, on a vast, tran-
scendent scale, the functions of

our Moon, which ‘‘works locally’? .

between Earth and Sun. Neptune
is feminine: impressionable, sen-
sitive, reflective, fluidic and recep-
tive.

As Moen is ‘“‘mother’’ in a per-
sonal sense, with reference to rela-
tionship, home and nation, so
Neptune is ‘‘mother’’ in a univer-
sal sense. Through the exercise of
our Neptune potentials, we can
manifest as microsmic ‘‘trans-
mitters of super-dimensional
forces’’ in our capacities as artist,
healer, teacher, philanthropist
and/or generai all ’round
miracle-werker.

It’s time to awaken to who we
really are, to Ict go and allow the
source and very ground of all
consciousness (of which we are) to
light the way.

I also urge people these days to
have their horoscopes drawn and
conscientiously delineated so that
they can know what they’re most
likely to be creating and why. The
information is available. No need
to sail uncharted waters.

Neptune is the cry of our con-
sciousness for ‘‘Shangri-la — the
place of peace, the source of
Life-giving waters.’’ I have found
thet peace is established in the
human heart when living is done
through adherence to the best, the
finest and the most perfect
realizations.

The perfected state is first
dreamed about, then visualized,
then approached through pro-
cesses of transmutation, and when
the pull of Earth consciousness
has been transcended, the gates of
true realization are open to Beau-
ty, Inner peace, and knowledge of
Truth.

May 3-9, 1992

ARIES (March 21-April 20)

The dull ache felt while performing
exciting activities is a voice urging you to
break out of false happiness, Aries. Tues-
day, you could receive an offer you best not
refuse. Mars enters your sign. Energy is
high. Saturday, do what you want.

%$ «TAURUS (April 21-May 21)

One can be artificial in public or

real in private but cannot be both, Taurus.

Appreciation called for, Tuesday. Be mod-

erate, Wednesday. Balance head and heart,

Thursday. Friday, begin something new.
Take nothing for granted, Saturday.

Robert
Aiken

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HEAVENS ASOVE

r GEMINI (May 22-June 21) .

AH attempts to solve the outer
probiem wil! fail until we first succeed in
solving the inner prodlem, Gemini. Tuesday
brings a gift. Make room for romance,
mid-week. Thursday, breathless, Friday
good news! Saturday, be bold.

§ CANCER (June 22-July 23)
Feelings of release, small and then
larger, accompany your welcome of truthful
ideas, Cancer. Tuesday could be best day in
a long time. Wednesday, rest more. Friday,
forgive and forget. Unexpected money,
Saturday. :

LEO (Juiy 24-Aug. 23)

As you study and act, remember
that the whole idea is to reveal yourself to
yourself, Leo. Monday, mind your own
business. Move along estabfished lines,
mid-week. Friday, splendid. Sweep your
mate away. Saturday, more romance.

Try VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)

Spiritual studies proceed properly
only when including the touchy iopic of
human hypocrisy, Virgo. Monday,
distracted. Tuesday, better luck. Mid-week,
unsettled. Friday, take off toward a specific
goal. Saturday, communicate.

of LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)

——— When knowing what’s right for
your life you aren’t burdened with false
concern over the life of others, Libra. Mars
energy, mid-week, has your partner in a
different rhythm. Adjust. Use your imagi-
nation this week.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)

If social or religious organizations
can drink water for you, they can also save
you, Scorpio. Sunday, be patient. Tuesday,
accomplish! Thursday, a cryptic message.
Friday is for sun. Saturday, follow your
own inner lights.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)

It takes no courage to cling to ac-
quired beliefs, but takes real courage to
abandon them. Monday, enthusiastic! Take
Tuesday off, if you dare. Mid-week, a con-
cession is demanded. Don’t buy, Thursday.
Wait. Restrictive finances, Friday.
Romance, Saturday.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 20)

Hostility sent toward another per-
son returns instantly to injure the sender,
Capricom. Give someone you love the
benefit of the doubt, Tuesday. A change at
work, mid-week. Could stretch yourself
Thursday, Friday. Saturday, better.

YAR, AQUARIUS Gan, 21-Feb. 19)

We attract negative people and
events because we unconsciously value them,
Aquarius. You may be extravagant, early
week. Miad-week, more energy. Take
charge! Friday, take a chance. Primary rela-
tionship improves.

PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)

You could realize, Pisces, that feel-
ing helpless and deserted is a false feeling,
never your real condition. There's a spring
in your step, mid-week. Wear violet. Emo-
tional insight, Thursday. Be creative, Friday
end Saturday.

Robert Aiken is an interna-
tionally known astrologer/
metaphysician, therapeutic
counsellor and workshop leader of
JO years’ experience. He offers
in-depth, substantive astrological
readings as well as empowering
therapeutic counselling sessions.
Contact Carole: 929-4049,