44 — Wednesday, October 8, 1997 - Nomh Shore News are ra | H QUORUM International itd. recently announced plans for a $1.6 billion Holy Land theme park in Nevada along Interstate 15 about 75 miles from Las Vegas. The plans inciude a 33- story statue of Jesus and large models of Noah's Ark and the parting of the Red Sea. ees White Plains, New York — Letter carrier Martha Cherry, 49, was fired by the Postal Service in August after 18 years of apparently walk- ing her rounds too slowly (66 paces per minute, with a stride of less than one foor). Wrote a supervisor of the ly Land d “NEWS OF THE WEIRD $25,000 in child support, and according to a recent Washinaton Post story, he now denies ever being mar- wn the re ried to the wife. and in fact constantly corrects officials that he as a different: man, “Lorin Fred Bussetberg.” His employees quietly shut down his office after he failed to contact them from jail, and he told a judge in Fale that he had sold the practice tor a million yen to a Japanese man, but no record exists of the sale. ee 8 6 Morris County, New Jersey -- A judge ordered Joseph Perracea, O1, to shut down his unticensed Riverdale “kennel,” in which he housed the 100 German shepherds to which he admit- ted he had become “addict- ed The court order «ill prab ably end Petracea’s work of trying to breed the “perfect dog.” Said the judge, “When you are addicted to dogs, alcohol or drugs. vou seek treatment.” eee The Lundarelli family in Udine, Ttaly, said that it would not bow to pressure and would thus feave its Fuehrer wine on the market going its Guevara, Lenin and Mary brands). Fuehrer’s label has a photo of Adolf Hitler and comes in two varieties, Ztee Heil and Ein) Volk, Ein im Vegas Reich, Ein Fuchrer (“One People, One Empire, One Rujer™). And the Liquor Control Board of Ontario has cleared local shelves of a smugyted Chinese wine that purported Wo enhances Dbido. Three Penis Wine tdeer, dalphin and dog) has such tout ingre- divats that authorities would- Mt even dump it in sewers, ee Topeka, Kaneas -- A radi cal pPatniot “common-law jury.” permitted by srate offi- dials to convene in a room in the Capitol, has impeached US. District Judge J. Thomas Marten of Wicitita. Among his “crimes”: By jailing a couple tor nonpayment of taxes, he was guilty of kidnapping; He enforced land reguls- tian laws when evervone knows thar land-owning is 3 God-given right; He defended the IRS, which the jury believed js an “off-shore entity” and a rack- eleering conspiracy; He issued court docu- ments that did not contain a “seal”; He issued some orders as “Thomas Marten.” without the “J."; he did not have a flag in his courtroom; And he allowed a clerk to make people sign documents in the middle of the signature line rather than flush left. a Ct A eee 5°4” Cherry: “At each step, the heed of your leading foot did not pass the toe of the trailing foot by more than one inch. 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