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haa
excitin’, beeus Pete Svensen
ah Hordhat Jehneon eutn
down frum the ranel up in
Chileotia pountty ah we ret
watchin’ the Olympled, -

‘The wife gets a Gold fer
runnin’ baek an forth with
cold. bese an cheese ‘an

athletes wet are. runnin’
arount ah feapin’ an ae
forth |

auke an alte wus

4 sthteh ot, ard at fiagers
they shud make

regular event, bess folks
sud. toll real quick whether:
the athiste wus male er
famuile--wich le sucnthin’ he |
ain’ too shure -of,-
watehin’ the Reoslan wine
en jumpin’ -an ithrashin’
araunt!

, Hardhat figgers the Good
fd did

they io real seothin’ to the
avaballe, partiokias frum the
walst Uf tute he ses you oud
fean sum of thet onlin
‘witnmen Up ag agin a barn

how fatal seo. daylight

a shur bet f&

e
. then athletes, Phe”

| "Final iy we ume. to the .

after’

rs. tn the

Wot Hardhat Rage
Utiit usta fleg

Gillette Raxor o

’ Ravor Blades between knock:

downs on all the _ prizefights
an they shur. as hell missed a
Be ud bet with the Olymples!
6 bes them wimmen wud be
r five-o’clovk
shadow wen they tackles the
can bortach ond pickled
8

Welt, alr, Pete thinks her

‘Over a spell an then he wee

the Way they. been
sterelds an p phe in
vimmen
is shut, as hell gonna end u
alngln” baritone with the Red
Army Chorus,

we nt only chat, sen Pato,
h you see a felle
Blyin basketball wot is

amin fear eight feet tall an.

cunis close to four hunnert

feat nat on the heof, a feller

oat netcheral gets to thinkin’
his amateur thing is jest

| pain ridikerluas!

“Pete ses he will give us a
Pelnatanee, |

You takes that Olympic .
Stadlurn, he ges. ft ls

orifice
be the b t parking lot In
Canad domain ° de a ebilllon
clame, (t's shue as hell ponna
bet the most expensive

You divides hor’ in quart
ors, ses Pete, an you got four
ames goln’ to onet, The kids

8 picked frum all the schools

gerost Canada, wich makes

shur they is aif amateurs
except wen it cums to

fouts etter words,

4

in one Corer, sep Peto,

you have sand-1
whore ony the pite
feller on

baseball
ore the
tat base has

tt the ball has four fect. i
string traliln’ behing it an no

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cover. The teams is ony
allowed one bat wieh ts a
Loulsville Slugger, — aplit
down the middle and held
together with friction tape.

On ‘euther aide, you §
throws lia tomato can an the |
de plve hee hell with
Kick-The-Can. The ony rules
is no more'n twenny five kids

‘on each side an all of ‘em . rg

gotta wear sneakers, ~

Fer the rest, ses Pete, it's

You note the tomato cans |
in a tow, he ues, an the hide f
knockin’: ‘em: over with {

al ngshots aut from a willow |
crotch an fixed up with a Ff
atelp of Inner'tube,: = E

‘The wife ses that still |.
leaves one quarter of the. | |
_ Stadium, so Peto ses the ,
 answor is teal simple--you |
fills it with, polltiuhune aan’ |
Olympic offishuls an the | .
spectators get one polnt for ‘ §
each one thoy ‘hit witty a §
rotten egg er & tomato! -

Herdhat aste wot about the
rules fer the other kids! an
pete ses they make ‘em up.as
_ they. go along, deperdin’ on |
who can out oller, outergue §
an out-cuss ‘¢ =
shud give us some:
materiel fer future po ittsh:
uns, State Departmint career |
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‘Well, sie, tho. wife (s
’ floseriin’ sorta. quiet’ like, so. |
finally she as ig about
the steroids af the blood.”
dopin’ an the pep pitts an the
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