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If the main pushes in the Gri front office aren'ta litle worried about their place in his plans, maybe they should be. Meanwhile, would any- one care to speculate on what kind of rental deal he negotiated at GM Place raking this money los: John McCaw’ hands? Speaking of money losers, there may be some light at the end of the NHL tunnel for the Canucks. LASER HAIR REMOVAL . Experience of ~ Hair Free Skin Awaits You. Winter is the best time to take advantage of the EpiTouch Alex™ Laser system for taser hair removal. Treatment is safe, gentle, quick & elfective. In just minutes, your skin will feet soft, smooth and hair free! 2 FOR 1 WINTER SPECIAL Buy one site and receive asecond site for free! (2nd ste must be ct equal of lesser value} Math nwo more franchises COMIN 1 NEAT season (Minnesota and Columbus, Odio: talk ts rite in the upper echelons about expanding the number of plavoff qualiters from: 1 ta 20 Pius, of course, would be a patently ridiculous move. But given past performance such a devaluanion of Stanley Cup currency would not deter the NHL owners. They operate on the Barnum theory — theres a sucker born every minute, and this would afford even the 400 franchises a crack al po son pla Nor would the at all embarrassed if a team playoff were to keep the ove ultimate survivors skating into the fi July. Thev’re already inte the third week of June. As for the Canucks, well head- ed inte vet another non- plavoff season, a 30-team league qualifving 20 for the plavofts just might be their Hicker into post-season play, There is a way to turn this proposed bit of non- sense into Common sense: let all 30 teams qualify tt cup play. But change the format. Emulate European and British soccer, Match the teams in a blind draw and spread cup play through the entire season. One weekend a month, a home and home round, gradually reducing the contenders to two finalists at about the same time league play winds up. 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The Blues, 8-3) lost 25-18, 25-10 and 25 2 tothe 2-9 Lakers. “Pocamt say that we underestimated them.” said coach Wayne Desjardins. “We just didn’t think ar all about them. Tt was a total team tragedy.” The team has a bve this weekend. @ In women’s basketball, the Blues split th nwo-game road trip on Vancouver Island. They lost 47-41 to Malaspina College Friday night: in naime but came home after a 72-62 win Saturday at) Camosun College in Victoria. Marie Rwigema missed both games with a knee injury, while guard Lindsay Dich! ues missed both wames with a suspension. Melissa Chancey had 19 points in yvame and 24 the next night @ The men, meanwhile, lose both of their weekend games: 90 71 to Malaspina on Fridav and 106-76 to Camosun on Saturday. “Ean honestly: say that faim shocked at our performance this weekend,” said coach Paul Eberhardt. "We had a big win fast: week over Okanagan and a great week of practices. The guys appeared to be completely prepared and psyched to play these gvames and then we came out and just stunk the place up! The wo losses mean Capilano is ina four: way tie with Camosun, Malaspina and Okanagan for the last two playoff spcts. The Blues men and women both meet Langara on Friday night at the SportsPlex. ridav’s Good advice is worth listening to. Ask us about investing. it's not easy making investment decisions. That’s why we offer a financial expert to all our customers. So go ahead. Ask us to explain our high rate RRSP Tera Deposi something we all want to hear. We're not 3 hank. We're beuter. s, Mutual Funds, Self-Directed d RES?s, FENGS., RRSP loans, or any other financial topic that comes to mind, Before you know it, you'll be making PTO SAV the right decisions. And that's 77U8 © IRONWOOD 271-813 © Tsawwa: M GALS ISS TON 272-5900