38 - Wednesday, August 10, 1994 - North Shore News

Unkindest bite of all

RON MAPLE is suing his neigh-
bor, Art Stanhope, over the death
of his dog.

Maple’s poodle used to have
fun by biting the hair on the back
of Stanhope’s Alsatian's legs.
Once the poodle locked on, the
Alsatian would run up and down
the garden, giving the small poodle
a free ride.

But one day recently, the poo-
dle latched onto more than the
Alsatian’s leg hair, provoking the
larger dog to turn around and bite
the poodle’s head off.

7 eee

In the Iowa Democratic primary
in June, Anne Pedersen, by 57% to
43%, whipped challenger Marilyn
Monroe.

Ina Tennessee election for road
superintendent of Grundy County,
incumbent Norman (June Bug)
Meeks whipped former superinten-
dent Gene (Eyeballs) Rogers.

More neme games. Born in
April in Littie Rock was Ms. Lexus
Camry Peterson. Finishing 35th in
the Club North Shore Half
Marathon near Chicago in April
was Mr. Farm Vehicle, 38.

Quoted in the University of

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Compiled by A.P. McCredie
Minnesota daily newspaper in
April on the theft of a huge plastic

chicken from her family’s Chinese
restaurant was daughter Oy Moy.

In April, according to the
French news agency Agence
France-Presse, McDonald's Corp.
threatened to take legal action
against a Melbourne, Australia,
takeout food shop that features
topless female employees and

4) One of Samaniha’s lifelong goals is
| to eat everything in her refrigerator
before the expiration dates, _

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Lancaster, Pennsylvania —
Police charged William A.
Stewart, 27, with robbery of a con-
venience store in June. They
tracked him down after the store's
video camera showed the perpetra-
tor wearing a basketball jersey
with the name of his local recre-
ation team, “Public Enemy”, on the
front and number “6” and
“Stewart on the back.

Ten-year-old college graduate
Michaei Kearney (the youngest
ever, according to the Guinness
Book of World Records), upon
acquiring u job as “special corre-
spondent” for the ABC-TV after-
noon show Mike & Maty: “This is
my big break.”

Rolling Meadows, Illinois —
Antony Van Zy!, confessed burglar

‘ of $10,000 worth of equipment

from a museum and theatre: “I’m
not a very good burglar. I’m still
trying to come to terms with my
own stupidity.”

w- THIS CAR. {S
OBVIOUSLY EQUIPPED
WITH DUAL
AIR. BAGS

“Id like to return this.”

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