8 - Friday, August 23, 1985 - North Shore News STORY DIDN'T FiT THIS ISN’T my story.. you will agree that it was worth stealing. It’s a But when you *ve read it wonderful advertisement for Wimpland. As you may know, it has become more or less criminal * to recall the military glories of the distant Canadian past. I got my first whiff of that over 20 years ago when. a CBC producer suggested to the brass that the Battle of the Plains of Abraham saxgood | di _. drama. :They nearly fainted. ’ French power being on the t increase,: “the... establishment. “was already : pretending: that: ‘no such battle ‘had ever taken place. : More’ recently,’ the National’. Film: Board: THE HIGHRISE controver- sy in West Vancouver is once ed :-20 "Storey ‘apartment “development at: 2120 Argyle Avenue, ..:-: The proponents) have ap-' and ‘council has scheduled ,a , By ROSS MEEK. revealed the: most. ‘likely ‘cause of death was’ slow-acting rat poison.” Brandi: was the ‘ Strench’s family dog. ‘-Shaughn Strench doesn’t think. the; poisoning was in-— =A postmortem” tentional’'but he.wants to”. warn other Lynn Vailey dog © [~~ possible: .. |. “owners about poisoning. He is’also concerned Tesi- derits aren't taking proper precautions with poisons. - “7 never thought ; poisoning was intentional,’’- gaid Strench but dogs are at risk of being killed by’ resi-. dents using poison to control | ~ - racoons. * “1 shy away from thinking . people poison racoons either,’? added Strench but he thinks that’s probably how Brandi was poisoned.: : Residents wrap up the rtrashed Billy Bishop.) *- °° already expressed their con- “-again'< raising’ its.. ‘head ‘aS -, coun \E prepares:. to ‘hold::a" public ‘meeting on“a-propos- © development plied “for: a_building . permit.: public hearing for September ; the aa Such nonsense pales, however, compared with Ot- tawa's effort to wipe Madeleine de’ Vercheres from the slate\of history. For what the de Vercheres “incident shows is! ‘that today, ‘there can’t eveh be any ‘French-Canadian \heroes or . by Doug ! “heroines _ - especially if they fought the Indians. The In- _ dians might not like it, you see. The story has been written up by Ted Byfield, publisher .of that excellent magazine’ Alberta Report... \ Madeleine v was a ASyear- : i Residents of the area‘have 1 cern to council through a 58 -signiature:-: petition: “which stated they were “concerned with the location of ‘the new because jas shown it would take away a “considerable portion of our eastern view -- particularly Lions Gate. Bridge."" . Mayor Derrick” Hum: phreys told several residents poison and leiive it in’, their , garbage, for ‘the. racoons, : gays Strench. If a dog finds the. ‘poison, - slow: death - begins. Brandi didn’t show overt signs of being poisoned, said Strench. She just became lethargic. She even. became more affectionate: There were no’outward symptoms . ‘that the dog was suffering. Brandi’s vet told the. a And last year 900 out 100 fate what PED. stands for: Personal Floatation Device. More visible from a distance, warmer in cold water, a PED. will keep you afloat more comfortably ; than a lifejacket. Play it Safe. ‘ of The Canadian Red Cross Society old who fought off an Iro- quois attack on her father’s seigneury in 1692. The at- tackers butchered every white they could find in the fields and, her father being away, Madeleine took over. “She positioned her two younger brothers and an old man at the stockade, and held off the attack for eight days until the Indians, per- suaded that the place was get this straight Collins. manned by a company, of troops, withdrew.” All this became. pertinent recently, writes Byfield, when a lavish brochure was sent out by the Secretary of State’s office as part of a National Salute To Youth. “Throvghout our history,’ at Monday’ s council meeting that the-area was ‘‘zoned highrise and they have every right to apply fora permit. " However, Humphreys did point out that when council looked at downzoning, the area in 1980, it was rejected; despite him being i in favor of it. Meanwhile, the municipality's _Advisory Strenchs it the dog had been brought in earlier the debilitating affects of the poison. ‘could - have been reversed. Strench hopes other dog owners’ will learn to recognize the affects of the slow acting poison before _ their dogs die. He also hopes it will.encourage people. to be more careful when using poison. “Canadians found hearing is held. OUTDOOR EQUIPMENT stated the brochure, ‘‘there have been many young Ca- nadians who have ac- complished heroic feats or significant achievements...."” The Madeleine de Ver- cheres story. was’ in the brochure, and Glenn Gould, Wayne Gretzky and Terry Fox were: mentioned. But then some. human rights zealot in the ‘department sounded ‘the.talarm. Madeleine's story didn’t fit in. She had- fought the In- dians. - : The - next - “step - defied belief, says: Byfi eld, “The minister’s; staff“ went over 10,000: “copies’’-(6f the brochure with*marking pens covering tip, or’trying to, the’ offensive item on: Madeleine de Vercheres.” In. this*condi-- tion the document was sent to members of ‘parliament, media, municipalities, chambers of commerce, and 7,000 youth-oriented organizations,”’ The arrival of such an ex- traordinary item in the mail — an official document with a big black smudge in the middle — inspired Byfield’s 1 troversy rises . Van Design Panel did’ not ap- prove the proposed apart- ment, «citing several . pro-. blems, including the location for the concept of a single dwelling residence beside the tower and the location of F the: tower. : - par The designer will have a chance to address those pro- blems before the public ° Tents ‘e Sleeping Bags « Camping Accessories e Hiking Boots: ~ “e Canoes & Acces. e Cotton Shorts, Shirts . (Stowaway, & EG. Wear) : «Ski Wear (vests & Jackets) Polar Fieéce Jackets reg. 575 Now °25. Pile Jackets... ‘Sweat Shirts. curiosity. Was it, perhaps, some horrible typographical error? An obscenity inserted by a disgruntled printer? No, he wrote. The only cbscenity was the Department of the Secretary of State’s ‘“‘ineptly attempting to re-write our history by expunging from a list of recommended heroes the name of Madeleine ‘de Vercheres.’’ Byfield believes there was more to this than simple fear of offending the Indians. “Beneath the department's black smudge lurks another sentiment: Madeleine: is repudiated not just for fighting. Indians, fighting at all. ‘‘The heroes of “our newly-manufactured Canada . . Goretex. Jackets but efor us 20-50% OFF: Do-gooders rewrite history _are all to be non- belligerents — pianists, novelists, the odd hockey player... but no soldiers, please, male or fe- male.... Having smeared Bil- ly Bishop, we are now work- ing on Madeleine de- Ver- cheres.”” It was a- departmental do-gooder who sounded the alarm. But it was the minister — Walter McLean -— who'made the final deci- sion to expunge Madeleine, He has just been dumped. But not because of his activ- ities as a censor, you can bet ‘on that. Wimpland,, uber:: calles! Which, ° ‘being interpreted, ” means -that if: someone * eise doesn’t screw us we - ‘will screw Y ourselves, f The biggest names in Outdoor Equipment AO% ott reg. 579 Now $26 reg. #36 NOW $14