A2~ Sunday, December 26, 1982 - North Shore News erst by Bob Hunter feeling of crumbled karma. Only the cabin was sticking out of the sea. The hole in the water into which one pours money was not even a hole any longer. It was like a whale with just a dorsal fin in the air. When _ your boat sinks, hope that it sinks in summer. The beginning of winter is. absolutely the worst time for a boat to sink. It’s going to be so long, anyway, before you get ‘any more pleasure out of the beast, reason says to say au revoir ta the- bounding main. The worst part about the feeling of staring at one’s sunken boat is the knowledge that one is not going to learn one’s lesson — that ‘the ordeal will go on. And on. You see, I have to con- fess, I am addicted to the ocean. I am one of those pathetic creatures who is hooked on . salt air. If I don’t get a hit of wave action every so often, |___ False Creek. Just-the smell of . -: start discombobulating. Yet, addiction or no addiction, I also un- fortunately tend to be an utter disaster area when it comes to boats. There’s no point pretending otherwise. It’s unfair to blame everything on one’s prairie background, but the truth is I didn’t see an ocean until I _ was 18 years old. That might ve had something to do with it. My wife is convinced I must ‘have spent several previous reincarnations at sea, and that as a child in this lifetime I suffered from acute saltchuck withdrawal. The moment the chance came to shoot up a good taste of the briney, I went for ‘it. The very first day I saw the ocean, I dived in, clothes and all. And as soon as I'd acquired a few of the basic necessities of life, ‘mediately started sniffing . around for a boat. I im- | I started at the boat with that familiar, awful” go to sea was on a Yugoslavian freighter called the Vares, bound for Genoa. I couldn’t believe my luck. On ‘the ‘second night out we ran into a genuine early winter North Atlantic storm, the sort of legendary bucket- thumper that used to make mincemeat out of raw naval recruits and rugged salts alike. Seventh heaven. I spent a whole day out at the stern while titanic. waves came crashing across the poopdeck. The wind had torn my plastic ranicoat to shreds and caked my beard with ice. It was what That meant haunting the [f{. Vancouver docks, especially the fishermen’s harbour in the sea filled me with ec- stasy. The. sight of boats wobbling in the water made me weak at the knees with desire. My first chance to actually ENTIRE STOCK ON SALE 10% to 50% OFF all infant’s and children’s wear and accessories Stahanes THE FASHION CENTRE FOR CHILDREN PARK ROYAL 926-5616 ’ peak experience. psychologists like to call a I never got over it. Later, I had chances to” travel around. the North © Pacific a bit, séveral times in ~ a large old fishing boat, once “§ on a _ minesweeper, and « several times on sailing vessels. Hard to say exactly which was the most exciting, as a means to play with the sea. But the best storm, by far, was a gale I encountered, along with some friends, in the Gulf of Alaska at the end of October one year. A classic. It was one of those situations where you really had to fight. As long as you don't. get : hung up on the: thought ‘of. drowning, boating in terrible... weather is one of the all-time | “rushes — great adrenalin and onte you've had a fix, . and liked it (not everybody does) you'll always want to try it again. Yet, damn it, my own boats always sink. ‘Special — Notice All branches closed January 1,2,3 For New Year's, all five branches of the North Shore Com- Open December 31 10 AM-5 PM . All five branches will cose at 5 PM on New Year's Eve. Regular business hours, 10 AM - 5:30 PM, will be in effect on Wednesday, December 29 and Thursday, December 30, and - resume on Tuesday, January 4. Happy Holidays North Shore IMONDAY| DEC. 27 9:30-5:30 Capilano mall