- Page 18,:-May 31, 1978 - North Springtime, she" is real good fer thinkin’. Not High Class thinkin’ - jest the plain an easy kind, wot you get.) ‘leanin’ agin the back fence | { when she cums arount ‘to. a q warm July evenin’. — F’ rinstance, the wife gets +o snortin’ about the lawn gettin’ mowed an purty soon. you are thinkin’ about the rope wot you pull fer to start the bastid. After about fourteen pulls on the rope, Shere News — she ain’t firin’ up any better ~ than Tommy Manville after his eighth wife.. So you gets to thinkin’ you ain’t pulling on that there rope with the same pizazz you had a cupple years ago, so you moved on to diffrunt thinkin’. You figgers the automobile fellers is making a killin’ with Optional Extras on cars, SO with a littel quiet settin’ an thinkin’, you cud make a. fortune with a. gismo you screw on the lawn mower. It wud hold a cold bottle of beer. real handy. Fer an_ extra $4.95, you cud get the De Luxe model, wich moves it « within arm’s;. length when you push a button - an has the automatic de-capper. aiready have ‘been broached sees but when you’re cold and wet and seasick and being bumped about in a hollowed out log, it’s no disgrace to suddenly recognize your limitations. There is nothing in ‘Karin’s’ background to indicate any liking for or familiarity with the’ sea. True, Geordie did a little kayaking in the Gulf this past summer but that is hardly preparation for the turbulent waters that may boil ahead. Those familiar with the sea know its savagery, its formidable force and its unpredictable temperament. Karin has pitted her determination against a combination of circumstances for which there may not be an antidote. No running. No watking. No exercise. No effort. Penalty — a shorter life. No argument. Fitness is fun. Try some. Go PARNOPALE wp she and . ~~ About that time the wife sticks her head frum the. St. Pete rubs out the mark in the Book, wich you know — - becus the. bloody mower — starts on the next pull an you are AWAY! Next you starts thinkin’ about Metricks, wich the Guvmint has brung in. After you tell her the =... float-bowl in the. carburetor: = ‘is stickin” an the: mixture is a~ littel too rich, you makes yur © apoligies to St. Peter fer to keep peace an tranquillity in the tambly. So if you are ‘Gerhard Kiesel, a 56-year-old adven-. turer and a relatively new addition to react to you sit there at the tiller within sight of land but a million miles former life as a pastry chef, how does the voyage look to Columbia’s oldest voluntary agency at the seventy-fourth are R.W. King, President; Dr. F.D. Mackenzie, Vice- President; and Ian Maxwell- Smith, Treasurer. whelmingly to change the name of the organization from the B.C. Tuberculosis - Christmas Seal Socicty to the British Columbia Lung Asso- ciation. In 1977, the national Christmas Seal organization, From Scandinavia ". Opening special : Natural balance perm 650 Clyde, West Van. Behind Frank Baker’s Attic: Phone 926- 4818 of | good, ‘becus you an him hasa_- ‘purty gud workin’ agreemint | married, during. wich time - i you have dealt quite a few - frum the back of the deck. ‘thinkin’ about Metricks wus _ Old. Yeller: hhound-type ‘dog belongs to . ‘He shud be one of them .— -police-type. dogs wot the - - _R.C.M.P. use fer sniffin’ out’ — Pot, becus he shur has the. _ ‘feet for it. They are as big as ; a first-base mitt. window an hollers she don’t® © hear any ackshun an wot the hell am I doin’? wot the lawn mower hit. jest the dentist. fifty bucks after I bit into one of ’em), I ‘figger . Old Yeller ‘shud be: about’ Eight Gauge, with Modified ae choke. hell like to see the Commit- — ‘tee on Metricks try to convert . that one! - me 7 - anuther clanger you tolt, jest... the Geordie. o Tocher fan club, how do you _ the debilitating . illness of your mighty captain _ these questions but hopefully . and his.determined mate? As __ from your — BC lung association picks WV men Three West Vancouver — men have been elected to fill — the three top posts in British Annual General Meeting of the B.C. Tuberculosis - Christmas Seal Society. They . Delegates from around the. province also voted over-— Pete” os " wnnerstands” peal” after thirty years bein’ Wot brought on. ‘the - He is. the. neighbors down the street. — Old Yeller is sorta big. ali ot around. Like, ‘f’rinstance, - © in front of — azaylyum. a Thinkin’ back a few years. wen I flang Number Five shot at a few. ducks (an paid ‘the . _ Wife’ s. ae - Like I ‘said, I wud shur as_ Springtime, she” is” ‘shur oe good fer think