- Wednesday, October 21. 1998 — North Shore News

ACCORDING toa Reuters
Wire service report, lobby jets
in’ Germany. called the
Working Group) for the

Unemploved hicld a series of

rallies to demand six weeks’
annual paid vacation tor pea
ple out of work, pointing out
that those looking for work
often are under greater stress
than those with jobs and
thus need a donger holiday.

Wall Street Journal
reporter James S$. Hirsch,
writing a story on the Bastar
Globe's recem troubles with
columnists «making up
things, noted in’ his story
that The New York Times
(owner of the Globe) had no
comment on the matter, a
fact he later admitted *:-
made up. (He was subs --
quently tired.)

Tucson, Arizona --- On
July 11, according t Tom
Martin of a bee-removal ser-
vice, while a landlord was
showing three prospective
tenants a vacant rental
house, a 175-pound honey-
comb that had been there a
while fell through the ceil-
ing, sending 15,000 buzzing
bees into the house before
they could be removed.

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Glen Elivn, Hlinois —
Former multiple-personali-
tics patient Patricia Burgus,
who accepted the diagnosis
of psychiatrist Bennett Braun
(that her personalities
included a cannibal and a
satanic cult member) for
years until it dawned on her
that she wasn’t crazy, told a
Chicago Tribune reporter: “1
began to add a few things up
and realized there was no
way I could come trom a lit-
tle town in lowa, be cating
2,000 people a year, and
pobody said anything, about

* (Last year, Braun settled
2 "US$106 million lawsuic
brought by Burgus and is
this month facing revocation
of his medical licence.)
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British Army Sgt. Joseph
Rushton, who has nearly
completed a svo-year
process of converting trom
male to female (and who
must retake physical condi-
tioning tests to determine
whether he still meets mili-
tary fitness standards), told
reporters “I’m considered a
first-class soldier. I can blow
up bridges... and free-fall
from the skies. But in my
heart, I just want to be a
woman.”

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Mike Sheridan, telling a
Kansas City Star reporter
that he doesn’t believe his
“Fangs and Rattlers” exhibit
at Western county fairs (in
which he lies perfectly. still

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La Grange, Oregon -—
Daniel Mark Henderson, 20,
wat accidentally sun over and

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Pohce said he apparenth : ce STORE ONLY
had hot wired the five-ton .
vehicle f6 wo powriding bur
then fell off) and: tt rolled
over him,
And oa 17-year old
‘Fennessee boy was hospital
ized in critical condition in
July with burns over 90% of

his bods. Police believe he General Mills Sun Hype Pedigree Pal
soaked himself with gasoline .

and then dared his best Cheerios Beverages Dog Food
friend to set him on fire, req. or honey nut asstd. $499

which the triend did.

Police contirmed in both
incidents that, of course, $ a* $
Alcohol was involved. 48 4 88 3/
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ponlarkeviltes eee Kraft Dinner Prince Edward | Weich’s Frozen
Grotluschen accidentally | Macaroni & isiand Cocktails
shot himself in’ the hand Cheese Potatoes asstd.

while cleaning his wun.

And Bruce Seal, sheritf of i
Chiborne County, $ 49 $ 99
nNessee. accidentally shot
himself in the roor in’ July 225 gm 10 ib. bag P| 341 mi

while reaching into his pock-
et for his car kevs.

And Coggon, lowa police October 18 - October 24 7
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