Premicr Bill Vander Hamm, The Legislature, Victoria, B.C. Dear Hamm: Dove COaEs ° gett this straighi ° - Bad news. It is my ‘duty to report that you are being " badmouthed i in the famous watering hole. Fathers of the fation are shaking their heads over you and I fear for your future. Also mine. For you must never forget that if the walls of Socred City are breached, dreadful things will happen. i : You are now widely regarded as a floundering fish, How can it be, one guy sputtered into his beer, that you don’t know which end i is up in the Toigo matter and that ‘a premier should never put in a few .words in the right places for, his friends? bos You are not toa popular, cither, , for letting Hong Kong into the! * BO a Expo territory. . . 66 : a You can see how «things are, Bill. I agree’ with you that it really. ': doesn’t matter a’damn ia “the girl’s old man owns'a restaurant in a place _ that’s owned by Lillian, | the'lady with the . ‘headband, with your ° humble self having only 30. per cent of the Shares. “But for goodness’ ‘sake ‘don’t pull the Sinc Stevens bit on us.” » © What will be next, my fellow- ” ‘,sippers are asking. Ten thousand: 4 ‘sampans in False Creck?.’ ” ” "S| quote one critic exactly. Or as : : * exactly asa beer-drinker can. "=, “*First off, he says he has no * corporate connection with Toigo., «Then they go out to Fantasy, |. .' Gardens and find this restaurant. ° * It’s run by Toigo’s daughter. . ° ‘Do you own this restaurant?’, “No,” “she says.’ ‘But my daddy © 5 does. + ind 4), : You can 08 how. things are, ‘Bill. Lagree with you ‘that it really: doesn’t matter a-danin if the girl's old man owns a restaurant’in a = place that’s owned by Lillian, the lady with the fieadband, with your, humble self having only 30 per. ’- “cent of the shares. But for > . a goodness’ sake’ don’ ‘t pull the Sine ” Stevens bit on us. Don’ t be vague about these hings,.Willy: And don’t forget ‘that bit about Caesar’ s wife having | j ME) _AIRPORT PARKING. to be above suspicion, Not to men- tion Cacsar himself. _ The thing here, my good man, is not so much fact as image. Image won you the Socred Ieadership. Image can lose it for you, and when the boys in the old hole start | muttering, you arc in trouble. It would scem to me,.too, that the knives are out in higher places. - So once again, remember Caesar. ~ and keep away from the steps of the legislature. . Your predecessor in ‘Ancient Rome wasn't smart cnough (o stay away from the steps of the Senate, and you know what happened to hime It would be too bad if you had tocry:. - * “RI ta, Brutus McCarthy?* The Ides of. March may be over, but there are always the Ides of May, June, July and August.” ' ‘The boys are also saying that what you say one day you forget - the next, and contradict the day + after that.-: Ancxample. . In the election that brought your. shining molars into view every night on the goggiebox, you said - you would fower the price of beer.” At the hole, we were 6 planning a ' party. Instead, along comes your bud- " dy, Mcl Couvelier, trying to help a suffering humanity. So now, ins: ,. « stead of 95 cents, we’ re paying = “$1.05. - - Sometimes 1 forget that the stuff » costs more, and offer a dollar. Chris the barman, a really nice . chap, then says: “Another nickel for Mr. Vander’ Zalm, please."' °° : . See what | mean?" .” Not that lwant to give you the’. old gears. Everyone cise is doing . ‘that and I hate to be part ofa. *.' “mob. Someone may mistake me- |. for Nicole Parton. : os “What I'm concerned about is... ‘that if you fall, with blood on your *. -c¢loak,’the'loony left will take over and give the province to the In- ») idians. Not only that, buta socialist: : _,,, attorney general would put ine in’ a. the clink for peddling | hate litera- cy. tures > ; Yours very sincerely, : . Douge. » Pali 2 & FLY | | 30% OFF our regular 1-hour a service price. You get Master Print™ Quality in 1 every picture NN. Van man faces _sex assault charge A 29-YEAR-OLD North Van- couver man appeared Friday in North Vancouver provincial court to face one count of sexuas assaull. Samucl Walter Hutzkal was originally charged in connection with incidents alleged to have oc- curred between January 1985 and April 1988 in which a fernale was .§ alleged to have been assaulted. Hutzkal was remanded to May 13 to fix a date for trial on the charge. §.0.S. (save our shores) THE FIGHT 1S HOT OVER!! “We need your continued support Please send contributions clo D. Basron, Accounting 3750 Dollarion Hwy. N.Van., V7G 1A2 “Phone Calis to: F. O’Ha L. Bonar © 929-0387 + 92n-4878 with | ‘our new 9 ~ Wednesday, May 4, 1988 ~ North Shore News MUST REDUCE 1 STOCK BY MAY 14 2 P.M. Cath cart. “Office. 0 uruiturc & Stationery “ @ 1827 Capilano * 984-DESK ° (3375) Bring i in your 35mm, 10 or 126 (C-41 process), and get Develop a Smile ~ Japan ay I - CAPILANO’ MALL LYNN VALLEY / CENTRE op 987-0780 ~easonaniZ, Offers Accepted S ccepted \ Nias Cathcart Chair-man | 984-0100"