COMICS ARLO & JANIS® by Jimmy Johnson THE BORN LOSER® by Ur Unerstano THE STERNMADOLE™ “GRIZZWELLS® by BI Schorr “How did you get haven't been in shape for years!" PET CORNER DONATE: Nice neutered orange tabby (in photo)... Phone > Doris Orr at 987-9015. Also waiting for a home: 10-month- old spayed husky; neutered corgi; nine-month-old spayed cal- ico cat. Phone 987-9015 or 988-5643. PETS LTD needs good homes. for 12-month-old purebred boxer; 412-mouth-old golden lab X; miniature’ pocdic; three-year-old purebred St. Bernard; sev- eral medium-sized dogs; beautiful white aud pastel manx cats. Also kittens. Call 988-7461, ‘the new! mature purebred - Sunday, Séptember 20, 1992 — North Shor News - 43 En-lightening ~ AUTUMN EQUINOX; Sun in Libra, Sept. 22, 10:43 a.m. Uranus ‘‘direct,’? 1:53 p.m. Out with the ‘‘former,”’ in with ‘Stations’? of Uranus these days are especially exciting and often correspond to times of “overwhelm.” . En-lightening bolts .smash up ouiworn structures that wilfully - refuse to accommodate the dy- namic new world paradigm. Some of us are beginning now, in earnest, to create. sudden, abrupt, drastic, inexplicable change. We can justifiably expect the totally unexpected! . There will be surprising rever- sals, astounding removals and/or discombobulating separations. “Eccentric’’ events will transpire ovcr the next two years and very ‘*odd’’ developments will repeatedly wrise. Our lives, in certain areas (depending upon when and where we were born), will be disrupted in startling, unforseezble ways. Everything will accelerate. and it won't all be on television. . ~ : 1 would not_ choose to be ig- norant of the whereabouts. of transiting Uranus conjunct Nep- tune in relation to my horoscope or in the charts of “significant others’’ including our. nation, Canada, to which I'll refer ina commentary prior to the October referendum. . Regarding that, it is of interest to note that Babylonian astronomers of antiquity: scanned the heavens in search of celestial -omens. which: might . portend :the “fate”? of their nation. These an- cient’ Chaldean stargazers lived 5,000 years ago, but their’ oldest extant written records are. from - 2060 BC, 1,000 years later. - . -'.» Astrology, then, was the. royal prerogative of kings and princes. It was not until the second century - AD that personal horoscopes for. “‘commoners”’ became available. : : This. occurred in ‘Alexandria where Ptolemy wrote his magnum opus, The Tetrabiblos, the precur- sor of modern-day western astrology, which finds us poised precariously. upon a precipitous precipice between Neptune’s ‘‘Pis- cean’’ age and Urania’s **Aquarian’’ dispensation. Universal mind, Uranus, — is HEAVENS ABOVE GEMINI (May 22June 21) - Early week, ed Gemini . opportunity arises from “ieft: field.” Avnew - ive on 4 relationship. Uncertain, . Wednesday. Thursday, matters pertaining to jore at icg romantic aspects, Frida! evaluate everything. . * both sex and money on -your, mind.: if Ssturda: é {£0 uly 2-Aug. 23) Aspects excellent, Sund communication.’ - Phone : or. "re. an for Tursday, a surprise: Very_int 5 the’ least. - Intuition. bigh, . Wednesday. Thursday, help a friend.” Put love fire’ and * foremost, | Friday.:. Saturday, something awakening universal heart, Nep- — tune:' We are becoming’ more aware of our global (in fact, cosmic) interdependence.. Regazd- ing the expansicn of mental ca- pacity (computers, etc.).and other orgo'ing technological advance- ments... we ain’t seen nothin’ - yet! Without Neptunian love. and compassion, we could. self- destruct. Time to liberate ourselves of il- lusionary glamor, negative projec- tions and pernicious addictions and take into the new-era only the positive, constructive expressions of Neptune. Coming soon: “Oh, Ca:ada ... this dance is for you!”’ Sent. 20-26, 1992 ARIES (March 21-April 20) Sunday, Aries, you could be swept away emotionally. Much to do, early week. Move on it. Some rational advice, Friday. It’s not what you want. Consider this ques- tion, Saturday: Why are you unwilling to fully and freely express your talents? A greater inclination to do so is a key to greater abundance. . @. TAURUS (April 21-May 21) You may_feel like breaking loose Sunday, Taurus. Early week, watch your health. Better nutrition is important. Ex- press your more artistic nature, mid-week. Friday, sensual. Saturday, new moon in Livra. Again, prioritize health. " you creating? . “independent’ ” challenged Sunday, Capricorn. .- Monday; more money. Be open to the new, Tuesday.” : Mid-week, wi imaginative. Saturday, have some fun. wis wv GUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) - adventurous early. week, Aquarius. Move forward now. Follow. your inner lights. . Some*confusion, mid-week. . More distractions, Friday. Be casier on- yourself. Saturday, take-a break. Catch up on current reading. task PISCES (Feb. 26-March 20) , Sunday, Pisces, tune in. What are is it what you truly want? Early week, give your anxieties to heaven. You want variety, Wednesday. Thursday, - no one can put you down uniess you let them. Friday, appreciate the invitation, but you don’t have to join. . Robert Aiken is an interna- tionally known astrologer/ metaphysician, therapeutic counselor and workshop leader of 30 years’. experience. He offers in-depth, subsiantive astrological readings as well as empowering therapeutic counselling . sessions. : Contact Carole: 929-4049. I it be your pian or the divine. - plan? Be willing to be less wilful. Friday, . -