Doug Collins e get this straight ® IT'S A pity that Canada doesn’t. have a Monty Python Show. A Canadian John Cleese would be able to give us endless hilarity from a single week of Joe Clark’s funny- duck performances. Joe’s latest bit of hand- wringing stemmed from the at- | tempt to kil! that East Indian § minister on Vancouver Island. Said Clark: “‘They shouldn’t br- ing their political grudges with thein to this country.’’ - You.don’t say, Joe! But heck, they’ve been doing it for years and a quack. from you will make “T. boom-all: difference. ‘The Sikhs and other ethnics always know when they’re dealing with ducks. What Clark should be saying is that we’ve had enough of all this mucking. about, that he’s cutting “out. allimmigration from the In- ‘dian sub-continent, and that peo-, . ple who, don’t like it can go bury their heads in a bow! of curry. But - ducks don’t quack that way. . The Sikhs: are the most violent _ of immigrants, which is not.to say that others are perfect. 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The Sikh assassin got away. - In November, 1982, again in Toronto, there was a dust-up in which a policeman was shot in the head at point-blank range One Sikh got 14 years. Another was handed three life-terms. In June, 1980, a Sikh realtor was found: dead in Vancouver, which was not surprising. His skull had “been crushed by a C-clamp, which, lam told, is a favorite Sikh way of knocking: ‘people, off.” : In May, . 1985,- ‘the hospitals ~ were more than usually busy when 30_Sikhs fought: it_out in South ' Memorial Park,-Vancouver. Their . weapons: hockey ticks, knives When Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi was murdered by members of her Sikh bodyguard we were treated to the sight of Sikhs across Canada guzzling champagne and dancing in the streets. After the Vancouver Island murder attempt, a Sikh appeared on FV to say that such attacks are “noble’’, really. There have been many other in- cidents, but you get the point. When I wrote my previous col- umn on this subject,-the Indian consul took pen in hand to tell the editor that such incidents were the actions of a ‘‘misguided few’’ and that Collins was being unfair in singling out his countrymen for criticism. ; Ujjal Dosanjh, himself a victim of Sikh violence, also chipped in to say that most Sikhs are OK and _ that 1 am a you-know-what. ' He may be right. All I know is that because Canada is the easiest touch for terrorists to gain entry, B.C. is now known the world over as being the top nesting ground for Sikh terrorism. And'Clark & Co. have no plans to cut the'flow. They just don’t have the guts. A related theme: -” - Alan Hunt of CKNL radio in “[- Fort St: John did a bit of- on-air bitching: recently ‘about what he Af you'd like to give your rooms a softer lighter-look, we'd tike to introduce you to saw in the B.C. Pavilion at Expo. His complaint was that the pavilion mock-up of the kind of truck-stop cafe seen in his area was untypical in that it showed a lone, beturbanned Sikh at a table. There was no doubt, said this in- trepid reporter, that the lone guest was a foreigner, and what tourist would go up there to see a scene like that? Hunt thought the pavilion should show Canadians. The national president of the | World. Sikh Organization heard about this horrible example of. “‘racism’’ and promptly announc- ed he would complain about it to the Canadian Radio, Television’ and Telecommunications Com- mission. Charan Gill of the B.C. Organization to Fight Racism also plans to make life hot for Hunt via the CRTC. The actions of these busybodies , are typicai of the way in which our right to free ‘speech is -being restricted by immigrants and their. ‘“‘human rights’? allies. For you can be sure the wimp CRTC will: not take Kindly | to Hun statements. It’s a_ pity: tm’ ‘hot on the CRTC. 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