page 16, September 8, 1976 - North Shore News

“Twice; a- day we vialks-t up the street to the. local’

coffee shep: Them fellers in the Guvmint wot is

flounderin’:

_ arount. ‘trying to straighten out

Inflashun shud cum along. They wud find out sorta
quick - like that there’s. a helluva difference
between a free Martini in the Parliamentary

- Jounge and a cup of coffee Wich now cost thirty”

cents..:an cums outta my ’ pocket!

..Miatter’.of fact, wen you
cums rite down to it, I spose.
‘the Martinis ‘cum outta my
pocket too! %

.Anyways,- if you: Jooks out”
‘in. the -back: alley behint

_ where I. work, you’ shud —

purty soon see a littel fire an

_-a big tomater can full of .
.. coffee: - ‘wich: is ‘a. helluva -

sight quicker way. of solvin’ :
Inflashun. than them ding-
‘bats.in Ottawa has cum up.
_ with, after a. zillion tons. of
paper an a small army of.
: ‘flunktes workin’ on it fer: ae
year!" . 7
_ Weil,. sir, Vike i “sea, you:
goes’ up the. street and: you:
passes. the - Canada .- Man-

power. Office. “They. used to ©

‘call it‘ the Unemployment

Ll Office - but it. seems::these -
"here politishuns has got real

‘sensitive lately.

. Unemployment ‘is snow a
Dirty . Word - ‘an they. are
bustin’ a.gut to find sumthin’
else to call it. They has. a_ big:
Sign in’ the window,. wich.
announces a program. callt:
a Creative Job Search o.

Techniques a
It’s. been done by hand by

the local staff an they. done a.. u
- purty. good job! F’rinstance,;

they didn’t try. to do her in.
_ French, wich means’ they. .

' shur as: hell - have ‘enuf.

trubbels without. — stuffin’
anuther “burr - -under ‘the
saddle! - a

‘Jest the same,: ‘she i is “shu |
a helluva improvement’ over
wot we had in the Hungry

Thirties. It’s easier on the.
eyeballs (an mebbe easiér on
an empty stomach) to find.

that a Creative Job’ ‘Search

Undisputed actions

This is the sixth of 2 series.
of columns expJaining how to
use the Small Claims Court,

Small Claims Court is a court...
in: which the layman can sue“

a person who owes. him
money or who has caused

him some damage, where the’ .

amount involved i is $1, 000, 00°
or less. |
Previous columns explain-'
ed how the person who wants.
to sue (the ‘plaintiff: Starts’:

- the claim, serves the notice ::
(the summons) on the’ other. ©

party (the defendant). and
obtains a trial. date. -This.
column will explain what'the
‘defendant should do if he:

does not want to dispute the, 7

claim.
| When the claim is for a
debt, the defendant who

does not dispute that he owes:

that amount can either pay it:
jnto court or pay the plaintiff
directly. You must pay. the |
amount of the ‘debt and the
court costs (as set out: in. the
summons.)
‘If you pay the ‘plaintiff,
directly, you must make sure:
_he. files the: proper‘ notice
‘with the court. If the claim is:
now to be stopped, the
laintiff files’ a Notice of
iscontinuance. If the plain-
tiff has already, obtained a
judgment (a court. order
“directing: you ‘to. pay)”
must file -a* notice, called 0
"Satisfaction Piece."
Af the ‘defendant ‘feels ‘he
‘owes the debt, but. the
atties cannot: agive is
en ment schedule,’ the: ee,
endant sHolle file x tL Hatice at; ie i
the comet hpialeg/THG notice a

‘Marx was confronted with a

Lord had done’ His part. ..the
‘rest. wus up to her!

But Harpo...there was a
problem! In this Missus

' problem, resting uneasily on:

Technique has a lotia pizazzz

and sound rea] high -falutin’..

compared to wot I recall, |
_ wich ‘sed:

' WE WANT WORK
- Well, sir,
folks shur have their pro-

-blems. :Wen -you see them

walkin’ up the street, most of
"em: is. ‘walkin’. real strate,

standin’ up proud an'stiff as

a-ramred. ©
: This is becus they | ‘has ben.

-pumped so fall of knowledge.

they is afraid it’s gonna-cum:

“out. their. eatholes, if _they
one

. |. not count, as:the five years.”
were spent ali in one grade.

“So now. they: are. sorta
findin’ that knowledge ain’t a
total’.solution -'an to helg

‘these kids the Back. Porch. is

gonna tell the e story of ‘Harpo

. “Marx. : eS

these young.

Y’see,. ‘Masses: ‘Marx. fig -

gered thé Good. Lord had
blessed -her with’ five sons,
‘wich: wus. purty good fer a

. poor immigrant fambly, so
she. didn’t ' eyen have _ to-

consult the Rabbi. The Good”

says that he reatizes he ‘owes
the money and he would like

as to payment, »
If you do not dispute . a

‘damage ("'responsibility’’ is |

a legal’. concept and you .
should ‘get legal advice). The }-
“only: question will be.-the -|
‘amount you must pay to |...
compensate the in jured per- |

“The plaintiff will provide |”.
evidence of the amount: of "|.

Brothers, who plays the harp *
--More potently. than anyone
- else in this country, did go to
-a:New York -primary school”

a3 ‘exactly one harp lesson in his -

i. } mystifying ‘symbols: by which
’ |. are released-. the _ melodies. ©

- ‘imprisoned on’ the Printed.
: page!’ wo

Knowledge.

: achieved Fame,
“ Harpo-

legal advice’ clinic’ on Small |

_ the court to make an order as |

.toterms' of repayment.. He --

must appear for.a trial. and ~
- the judge gives a court onder ;

“7-9 p.m. (not during April).

the fact that Harpo (insofar
as Higher Education was

concerned), was a. Dead
Loss! Ce te
_ Here, the Back Porch,

blatantly admitting piagiar-
ism, steals from Alexander

- Woolcott - quoting an exp-
lanation in beautiful English

... which those young people

clustered: about. the Man- °  ~

power Office should. read and
meditate | upon: .

ONE GRADE -

, “This mute. tatterdemalion, ;
among: .the.- Four | Marx.

for five years - but this does...

. “As for music, he: took

entire life - and to this day:he
cannot.:read. a note of the

“Upon this shattering reve- .
lation, the young’ folks cud™
mebbe | meditate a- -wile, _
becus Mr. Woolcott continu-_

4 es.on, to explain how ‘this.
. young feller approached a - |

maestro of the Metropolitan: .

Pp Opera, humbly and hatin f
Higher ft

hand, pursuing

Seems like; after having |

invested ‘in’ “Higher' :
Knowledge to ‘the tune of
Ten Dollars per half hour, |
provided by the maestro who
_ Was | aghast~ at~
musical. heresies.

Claims Court is offered at:

‘Gordon House, 1068° Davie _ |

. Street on Wdnesday evening

_ get that curious arpeggio?”’*

-after.ten minutes the maes-

ire Fortune, 1. .

‘How, for instance, did he

Harpo showed him - and .

tro. got the idea. When the
half hour was. up, the -
maestro had mastered most-
of them - so Harpo paid his
Ten Dollars - and decided ‘to
remain. uneducated.

; So take heart,
“Education: -.ain’t -every-".

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‘You can also attend a clinic at. §

_ the ‘Small Claims Court in |
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claim for damages, you need. .
“not ‘file a dispute notice or.”
‘appear at the trial. It will be |
_assumed | that
“responsible” for causing. the

: appointment (684-9911).

you were, |. ge

damage he suffered at ‘the.’ |:

trial: Usually he must pro-".

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repairs, If you agree with: his
estimates, you can’ pay him

no trial.
‘Tf you do nothing, ‘the

enforced by. various meth-
ods. Once an order is made it’
is very difficult to dispute.
You will have to pay so.
obtain legal: advice, | Af: ‘your,
receive a summons.” . | A,
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tact the Vancouver People’s.
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booklet op .S all eiains,
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‘plaintiff: will obtain a judg- -
ment.’ The judgment. is. a .
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. He’ then files ‘a notice ‘ of
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