No to Charlatan Accord

Would you buy a car covered by a
tarpulin? — Classified ad inserted
by the No forces.

MY DEAR Brian Baloney:

This is to let you know you can
take your Charlatan Accord and
stuff it. Never in the field of
human endeavor has so much
balls been fed by so few to so
many.

The few I have in mind are
your less than Honorable Self, Joe
Clark, the dizzy and dozy provin-
cial premiers, and the flunkies of
the Establishment.

You are like blind men ina
+ tag-team wrestling match.

You make no contact at all.

Not with me, anyway. And not
only me.

Grey Eyes and I were out to
dinner the other night with some
folk who have long tolerated my
idiosyncracies. :

There were 11} of us, and your
box of tricks turned out to be the
main item on the menu.

Right after | slopped my wine a
secret ballot was taken. Well, sort
of secret.

My pal Percy, you see, could
easily be mistaken for a town
crier. My lung capacity being
almost as good as his it's likely
that our orations were heard in
Burnaby. And not so incidentally,
he’s a former bomber pilot who
would love to dump a load on Ot-
tawa.

Seven voted No, two Yes. There
was one spoiled ballot (someone
wrote rude remarks on it) and one
abstention.
woe” enemies of Canada out of
Quebec figured hotly in the

discussion. But | won’t go into all
that again because you must know
by now what we peasants think of
* the distinct society and all that

pus.

Suffice it to say that we want to
be distinct too, not indistinct.

We enemies didn’t think much
of Indian self-government, cither.

Doug
Collins

ON THE OTHER

Even if the blue-eyed Indians are
included, they make up only 3%
of the population. So why should
there should be a third level of
government for them?

Government at all levels already
snatches all the money we make
up to June 10, and with the Red
Brothers hanging reund our necks
in affectionate embrace that will
likely go to Oct. 10,

Another thing. Your script says
the deal will *‘safeguard and de-
velop the Indians‘ languages,
cultures, economies, identities, in-
stitutions and traditions.’’

Not a word about OUR Ian-
guage, culture, economy, institu-
tions and traditions, which are
just about down the drain now,
thanks in large part to you, you
milk-voiced twerp.

Lack of space prevents me from
writing several more pages on that
important topic. But perhaps
Mary Collins could send you a
few old columns, she being your
focal handmaiden.

Which reminds me. Your pro-
Yes ads on TV are about as good
as a feather on a wet day.

They teli us that your vision of
the New Canada is Minority-Land
plus Quebec. Plus sickly

background music and faggoty
voices.

II admit one thing, Brian. You
are not the sole creator of the
Canadian mess.

It began with Pierre Trudeau
and his Charter of Rights and
Phoney Freedoms.

That was 10 years ago, and its
biggest achievements to date have
been bonanzas for lawyers and the
reduction of rights.

Quebec didn’t want in. It then
held a referendum on
sovereignty-association, which
was rejected because too many
Quebecers were too smart to say
goodbye to all the goodies they
get.

That the referendum was held
at all seemed to worry you guys.
But it didn’t worry me.

Then you pop up with that
made-in-the-kitchen Meech Lake
cake.

When that went into the gar-
bage can you produced this latest
piece of putrefaction.

Listen, Brian. You and those
bankers can prance and dance and
tear up bits of paper as much as
you like. It only makes us laugh.

What do bankers know? They
make disastrous loans to countries
like Mexico and then have the
hard neck to give us financial ad-
vice.

This above all. In a suck-up to
that stinker Bob Rac of Ontario
your deal includes something call-
ed the Social Charter (for which
read socialist).

That's why that loudmouth Bob
White of the Canadian Labor
Congress comes on the TV
preaching on your behaif.

You have asked the No side,
“What is your alternative?’’

Here it is. Let Quebec go its
own way. My bet is that it
wouldn't march out of the house.
But if it did, so be it. Besides, the
threat from Quebec won't stop
even if we vote Yes.

Have a nice day.

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