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pilot is still probly tryin’ to
find wot rate they have ben
payin’.

On t’uther hand, he gos on.

mebbe he gets a French
outfit. The pilot starts singin’
the Marseillaise an goes into
a loop an a chandelle, as
purty as a picture. The wings
fall off an she goes SPLAT!

So I gets an American

plane, he ses. Wen the Pilot —

sees the mountain, he
pushes his cap to one side

- like John Wayne and lites a

_Seegar. Then he asts the

Jake Menzl cum up t’uther
day to see Pete Svensen at
the ranch becus he is real
worried. How cum? asts Pete
an Jake ses he is gonna visit
the Old Country becus he
thinks he mite have a relativ
er two left.

Pete asts him ain’t he got
any others left over there?-an

_ Jake ses they has all went

. joke betwixt them, becus. ;

underground. This is a sorta

there wusn’t no way out of

Auswitz er Belsen except -

underground an Jake likes ‘it

_ better wen you laff, becus it

yur headin’

Sorta stops you thinken.

Jake ses it’s real hard-
pickin’ the rite airline.
F’rinstance, he ses, spose
along at a
helluva clip an sudden
there’ Ss a mountain ahead.

If it’s a Israel outfit, he
ses, the pilot -hits the radio
quick, tryin’ to find if they.
got dubbie indemnity an if

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BO pa Cassa Pe

nas soon

JOUSTING
continued from page 7

The jousting is for real.
Contestants in the duels

’ _ wear helmets weighing up-

’ ward of 10 1b. with’ chain-

mail protection round the
neck. . Their bodies are

heavily padded. They bear
shields--and their swords are
bound with tape to permit
hitting without cutting.

_ All members of the society
take on

the names of

Beautif

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co-pilot to make -out a
seven-copy memo.

Boe

The co-pilot has used all
the memo forms fer keepin’
book on the National League .
an he is lookin’ fer more
paper wen they hit.

Next, there is the British
one, ses Jake. The Pilot ses
OK chaps, this is it! He
gets all the passengers to
jump out, wich ain’t no great
problim becus there- aren’t
no parachutes to wait fer.
Then he tells the crew to hop
it and he takes her in alone.

Pete ses that shud jest
about wrap her up an it luks
like Jake is gonna have to
take a boat but Jake ses no,
there’s still the Canadjun
outfits.

Pete asts him wot the hell
the trubble is there, an Jake
ses they wud still be settin’
on the ground, waitin’ fer the

guvmint to untangle the |
if... latest vegulashuns so’s they
up. Wen they hit, he Ses, the :

cud take off.

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Europe, but in other parts of
the world as well.

The organization doesn’t
mess around with demo-
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‘ chosen medieval -name is

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