YGU ASK me to clarify what is happening in Ver- non, at its Jubilee Hospital. By Brian Cwarbrick Contribining Writer Happy to oblige. The trustees elected by the Hospital Society have told the doctors they must perform no abortions for any reason whatsoever. The doctors have objected, arguing that a doctor knows what’s best for his patient. In fact, the two doctors who ran the mdical staff resigned from their jobs in protest. Which caused somebody to take out very big ads in the papers telling them that they were not being ‘‘bioethical.”' Well, most of the community felt otherwise. A poll showed citi- zens were 2-to-} in favor of the doctors and against the no-abor- tions decision of the trustees, And that’s it. Ah, that is not it, you say. You wish to know how it all got started. Well, that may take a year or two. In the interim, while you're deciding if you have the time, let me offer you a fadle: Once upon a time there was this happy land, overflowing with a miraculous bounty which had no formal name, but which some of the citizens called orderiy human society. it worked in many ways, but always according to one simpte tule: that each citizen's rights stopped at the tip of each other citizen’s nose. This was very pow- Friday. August 23. 1997 - North Shore News - 7 IF. EVEN A GLIMPSE OF RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE iS ADMITTED, THE CAUSE FOR DOUBTING ONE'S OWN RIGHT 1S LAID. erful stuff, but it was also very fragile. Humankind would no sooner set up an orderly society than some loony would come along and kick it to pieces. No one could every really figure out why. Pure human orneriness, ! guess. Anyway, this orderly human YOU SAID [T! THE NORTH SHORE NEWS recently surveyed North Shore residents about youth violence and the Young Offenders Act. We asked 496 people ‘“‘Have you personally been affected by youth violence on the North Shore?” Twenty-one of the respondents, or 5.3% replied that they had. Of the 496, 94.2%, or 371 answered that they had not been affected by youth violence on the North Shore. The same group was asked “Do you believe the Young Offenders Act should have provisions for penalties?” stricter This time, 306 people, or a whopping 77.7% responded “Yes.” To the same question, 21 people (53%) answered that they did not believe stricter penalties were required and 67 (17%) did not know. society was kind of magic. It gave everyone room to live their lives. The people had all kinds of dif- ferent faiths and beliefs to help them do this, but most of them thought that, whatever else they believed, the nose rule was a good one. So they lived by it. But there was this one citizen who had trouble living with it. He (or it could have been she) found that the rule was like tight clothing. t was restrictive. It bound him so tight he'd some- times get very red in the face. It was not an attractive sight. Anyway, in spite of the fact that everybody else seemed to respect the tip of this citizen’s nose (no matter how red it got) he did not feel the same way about everybody else’s nose. He wasn’t happy unless he had somebody right by the beak. He lived his life according to what he’d decided was the highest moral code, and he felt everyone else should do the same. He was what we call a Right Thinker. And he didn’t have to look around much to see that he was rubbing shoulders with a lot of Wrong Thinkers. Wrong Doers, too. True, what they were doing had no effect on his own life. They might very well be minding their own business and inviting him to do the same. That wasn't the point. The point was that he didn't approve of what they were doing. His fingers itched to get at their noses. Nor was he alone. He found there were a lot of other people who couldn’t stand Wrong Doing, either. They all wanted to get in there and grab noses because they were Right Thinkers which MAILBOX meant they all got very red in the face (and sometimes the neck) thinking how Not Right it was to let Wrong Doers get away with it. The trouble was, for every citi- zen who was a Right Thinker there were, as I said, two others who were — well, not exactly Wrong Thinkers, but who were perfectly happy with the No Touchee Nosee rule. So the Right Thinkers worked out a plan to get control. Then they could grab noses and run lives all they wanted. So that’s what they did. They began with abortion. (But there were those among them who saw the big picture; they had their eye on homosexuals with AIDS, people who favored mercy killing, and a whole lot of other Wrong Thinkers/Doers, too. Abortion was just a Start.) Anyway, suppose a woman found she was pregnant. Suppose she and her doctor came to the conclusion that she shouldn't go through with the pregnancy. Sup- pose they decided on a medical procedure to stop it. Surely that wasn’t Right, said the Right Thinkers to each other, getting red in the face just think- ing about it. The way they saw it, there was no reason, no reason under the sun — not social nor physical nor domestic nor mental nor psychological nor emotional nor any of those other cheap arguments —- why that woman should not be forced to have that baby. She’d got herself into this predicament, and she shouldn't be allowed to get out of it. Didn't matter if having the child was life-threatening. (Pooh! How often was having an unwanted baby life-threatening?) Didn’r matter if she’d been raped and that’s how she got pregnant. (Pooh again! Nice girls don’t get raped.) Didn't matter if she was only 13 years old and didn't know her nose from her elbow about being an adult, never mind being a single mother. (Pooh...!) Well, this little fable obviously doesn’t give the whole picture. But I can tell you this: in Yernon at least, it’s a continuing story. Lions Bay wants to assure safety Dear Editor: It was with interest that I read your interview with Gordon Prescott, Mayor of Lions Bay (News, July 14). He expressed the concerns of many corridor dwellers along the steep slopes of Howe Sound. The removal of this area from the Soo Timber Supply Area has not oc- curred. But the Sea to Sky Local Resource Use Plan (soon to be ratified), created by a forestry committee upon which I sit as a representative of the Squamish- Lillooet Regional Distzict, will have a regulatory effect. I successfully requested a “retention”? status fir this area due to the high slopes and scenic views. Watershed management is also a concern for a growing com- munity like Lions Bay and Mayor Prescott is right to be vigilant about varying and protecting his water sources. The Ministry of Environment has a watershed area planning process which could secure safe supplies. Proper atten- tion to the drainage patterns in the extreme topography along Howe Sound will also contribute to the safety of Highway 99. Brian Giles NDP candidate West Vancouver-Garibaldi New whale show is an improvement Dear Editor: The new killer whale show at the Vancouver Aquarium is, perhaps, now more exciting than the previous one ever was. Instead of the audience wat- ching pre-scheduled, predictable tricks exhibited by the whales and their trainers, now we are allowed to observe marine mammals’ spontaneous behaviors as they happen naturally. On a recent visit we felt privi- leged to watch the whales interac- ting with each other and their trainers in a surprising show of fascinating behavior. It was enhanced by the enthusiastic commentary of the knowledgeable and articulate aquarium host. Instead of the whales perform- ing on command in_ feeding schedules determined by the public clock, now we are like scientists at the exciting moment of discovery catching unexpected insights into whale life, in the animals’ own time, according to their own choice. The whales’ interest in the new philosophy seemed obvious, as was their apparent delight at new-found freedom and respect. M. E. Baker West Vancouver