Canucks ct IT may be of no conso- lation to hockey fans in Pittsburgh if the bank- rupt Penguins are moved elsewhere before next season, but they should know they were never meant to be in the NHL in the first place. They became part of the league in the original expan- sion of 1967 because Vancouver screwed up. In other words, they came in by default. The wrong Vancouver people had turned up at the New York expansion mecting a vear earlier and were quickly rejected. So, pull up a chair for today’s short history lesson, plus a suggestion that if the Penguins move anywhere, it should be 300 miles south of here to Portland, if only for the sake of nostalgia. You see, there was a time, a half century ago — and for rea- sons never revealed — that the Portland team in the old Pacific Coast League also carried the unlikely name, Penguins. Can any other city make such a claim? At the time the NHL first expanded from six to 12 teams, you faust remember it was an old cronies’ organiza- tion. And the most powerful - of the cronics was Chicago “Black Hawks’ owner Jim Norris. As head of the Norris clan, he also owned, through his half-brother Bruce, the . Detroit Red Wings and pieces of the Boston Garden and the old Madison Square -. Garden. Not for nothing was the . NHL known as the Norris House League; or was Norris routinely referred to by dis- tinguished New York sports columnist Red Smith as Octopus Inc. At a time when pro foot- ball and basketball were expanding, the NHL had been getting hints from the U.S. government’s anti-trust branch it should do the same. And more pointediy, * Norris had been ordered to divest himself of the St. Louis Arena, As the home of the minor league St. Louis Braves, it wasn's worth much, As the home of a new NHL franchise, the value would go up dramatically. There, then, was the gen- esis of expansion. To cover future TV possibilities, two teams would go to the West Coast in California, two to the Midwest, in Minnesosa and St. Louis, one to Philadelphia in.the already well-covered East and, to keep Canada happy, the last one to Vancouver. The problem, as men- tioned earlier, was Vancouver screwed up. Vancouver industrialist Frank McMahon was the guy the NHL, and especially Norris, wanted. They were wintertime neigh- bours and drinking buddies at West Palm Beach, Fla. Only one stipulation: Frank had to buy the then minor league Canucks as a prelimi- nary step. He and the team’s owner, former Vancouver mayor Fred Hume, shook hands on a deal and agreed that Hume would make the announce- ment. It was not to be. Vancouver Sen publisher Stu Keate, who was privy to the negotiations and knew a good exclusive when he saw one, talked McMahon into letting him break the story. He broke it all over Page One. Hume felt McMahon had betrayed him and sold the team, instead, to a group of 10-percenters headed by ex-BC Tel president Cy McLean and Toronto broad- caster Foster Hewirt. When these two walked into the New York meeting room to make their pitch, Norris looked up trom the table and growled: “Where’s my old friend Frank McMahon?” The Vancouver bid died right there. While Buffalo had the best credentials to fiil the north shore news @ SPORTS hole, it was given short shrift because Toronto's Harold Ballard considered up-state New York and the Niagara peninsula to be the Leats’ TV territory. So there was longshot Pittsburgh, siting in the wings. It won by default and thus the Penguins were Jaunched onto the rocky financial road they've ridden the last three decades. When the end-ofthe-cen- tury expansion program was being put together, Commissioner Gary Becuman went after Paul Allen to join the hunt. Allen laughed at him; said che NHI was ask- ing too much and giving too little. He should know. He already owns the NBA Portland Trail Blazers and the NFL Seattle Seahawks. He told Bettman to come back when he had something reasonable to offer. Allen is, you might sus- pect, loaded. He should be. He and Bill Gates founded Microsoft. He sold his half of the action to Gates some years ago for more money than he can ever spend. Maybe Bettman will come back and maybe Allen will pay substantially more for a very good team-in-being, instead of a collection of expunsion draft castofts. Tt could fill another 40 to 50 nights a year for him in the 26,000-seart structure he built awhile back for the Blazers and named the Rose Garden. Penguins in a rose garden? A tritle incongruous, bur Portland has history on its side. When hockey came back to the coast following World War IE, the Portland team was initially named the Eagles. But 50 years ago this scason, the team owners (Shipstad and Johnson, founders of the [ce Follies) for reasons unknown dis- carded the lordly cagle and renamed the team the Penguins. They even bad a real live penguin mascot, which gen- eral manager and coach Jimmy Ward, an oidtime NH Ler of note, was required to take on the ogcasional road wip. When in Vancouver, they stayed at Coley Hall's York Hotel. Jimmy got the bed, the pen- Summer Camps Ages 5-12 Wednesday, May 26, 1999 — North Shore News - 39 guin the bathtub. The bird would parade around the ice before the game started. The team stayed the Penguins for two seasons, reverted to Eagles for one and then folded, mostly because of a terrible rink, 3 building that dated from early in the century when Lester and Frank Patrick first brought major league hockey to the coast. When Portland joined the league in 1914-15, it became the first ever American city to quality as a challenger tor d have been Penguins the Stanley Cup. Indeed, Portland played Montreal in the Cup final of 1916. It was the first of the Canadiens’ 23 Cup championships and che tirst Cup appearance by a U:S.-based team. By the bye, the Portland team name back then cer- tainly wasn’t the Penguins, but a name of quite another fragrance. It would fit per- feedly into Allen’s Rose Garden, if it’s goodbye Pittsburgh, hello Portland. {c was, IT kid you not, the Rosebuds. Soccer Schools and High Performance Programs North Shore Community Owned & Operated High Performance Camps Ages 11-16 Sessions run July 5 - Sept. 3 All programs are developed by Tom McManus ch. p.c. Director/Head Coach of the North Shore Soccer Training Centre Tom was aiso the head coach of the last Mita Cup Champions, Winnipeg Fury of the Canadian Soccer League & Assistant Coach for Canada’s National Women’s Team. Training Centre operates year round. 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