A2 - Sunday, August 29, 1982 - North Shere News

_ Strictly perso

rmakes money

nal Arrested in Nova Scotia

for drapes, marine frauds

m North Vancouver Monday
and Tuesday to face 22
counts of obtaining goods by

time of arrest the two were
working on a 33-ft. steel
hulled sailboat and that a

a, by Bob Hun ter A COUPLE who operated a_ couver Shade and Blind, is for drapery and blind
ee business on Lower Lonsdale continuing. equipment which were not
° appeared in provincial court Police report that at the met, placed by various

people including some who
had paid cash ddvances.

false pretences. search in Halifax resulted in
Didier Maxine Paul the recovery of 2,400 pounds .
: . Michot, aged 39, and _ of marine merchandise. 1 OO co ies
I'VE GOT a great idea! — laugh. And that would give Lorraine Edwina Berry, 34, . RCMP say their fraud p
If we want the Canadian economy to recover, us plenty of time to build up ad been arrested in Halifax, investigation affected 17
why don’t we declare war on somebody? the economy rongn hl Nova Scotia. merchants throughout the
ws . . maments contracts wi Michot was released on Lower Mainland area,
I know it’s not a new idea, vading Canadian task force. federal government, draft all pail of $25,000 and one mostly concerning non-
but the beauty of it has Also, we don't have the kids, and get the system surety and Berry on $15,000 payment for marine
struck me. — Harrier jump jets. working again. bail and one surety. equipment. ces.
fustory will bear me o fact Or trained troops. How about if Kiwi troops Investigation of the RCMP had also received
tha t he nd ae the Or Exocet missiles seized Vancouver Island one business at 152 Lonsdale, 67 complaints on the North Concord Copy
me t at was the Second re though on th ; night... How many? Oh, two known variously as The Shore about the store at 152 101-1515P
orld , Canada boasted ugh, on the bright Poli th ‘emberton
the id's third 1 t side. we'll have’ a 2 three would probably do Drape Factory, Nuance, Lonsdale olice say e 985-5115

civilian fleet — 368 ships.

Today, having axed the
fleet in favor of short-term
economic pains, mainly for
the forest industry, we find
ourselves shelling out $8.7
bilfon a year to foreign
shippers.

Of course, Vancouver
tsn't in the running as a great
port because it is located in a
remote corner, quite a bit off
the main sea-lanes between
the truly great marketplaces
of the planet.

Bat if Canada had a fleet
of, say, 300 ships and
Vancouver was declared a
free trade zone for ten years.
you'd see a fairly amazing
change m economic pace

It wouldn't

Maritime Command based in
Quebec! But that’s another
story, isn't it?

Listen, I don't want to
sound jingoistic, but charity
begins at home.

Ignoring for a moment the
Nazi success in stimulating
the German economy in
tough times by preparing to
destroy the universe, we
have only to tum to the
fabulous growth rates of the
U.S. military industrial
complex since then to see
the connection between jobs
and war.

Within hours of declaring
war on New Zealand. Brittsh
Columbia's shipyards would
be a-hum with patnotic
activity.

be to From the point of view of
ev ’s Liking, bat t unemployment, which
would sure get things rollmg. applies to youngsters mostly.

Alas, it can't happen.

The fate of the Port of
Vancouver is still m_ the
hands of Ottawa. which is
congenitally imcapable of
accepting good advice from
the West Coast.

Thos, ['m afraid the only
solution is war.

Ottawa could relate to

there'd be nothing like
conscription to get ‘em out
of their cars, which they're
kilhng us with anyway. and
off to battle.

Look how public morale
soared im Argentina and
England during the
Falklands uff! Admit it, we
need something to stir the

that. Heck, 90 cent of blood to get us going.
the armaments industry is in I would go so far as to
Ontario and Quebec. predict that if Pierre

In war, it ts very unportant
to pick the, ah. correct
target. You don't want to
pick on somebody who 15s
more closely alhed to the
United States than you are
The lesson of Argentina 1s
clear enough.

I'd suggest that we declare
war on New Zealand

Its perfect The New
Zealand Navy, with three
destroyers and a tanker
actually running. accurding
to my latest intelhgence
reports is obviously more
than a match for any in

Trudeav declared war on
New Zealand, and Canada
won, the old fox might get
re-elected one more ume.
Look at Maggie Thatcher!
The best part ts our
current status as an utterly
helpless military virgin with
the luck to be sleeping with a
jealous, virtuous Unc]é Sam.
keeping bad old Ivay’at bay
From _a strategi¢ poant of
view, na big harp
scal pup waiting to be
clubbed
If we
Zealand .

attacked New
everyone would

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