WARRIORS of the word are used to being shot at. It goes with the territory. But we can shoot, too. ‘That’s why I am taking aim at Jack Chivo of West Vancouver, late of Romania, who cannot sleep nights for thinking about me. It’s a habit. Three years ago I threatened him with a libel suit and he was quiet fora while. It was clear from his more careful letter of Sept. 2 that I still cause him to break our in spots. How dare Collins raise questions over the activ- ities of “Rambo” Watts, an Aussie who “ the vexed Romanian powers had packed Ted on the other band no suspicions. Chivo sneers that we were wandering around Bucharest when everyone was on the alert for spies and downed American airmen after the great low-level raid on the nearby Ploesti oil fields. Wrong again. By the time the raid took place (Aug. 3, 1943) the vexed Romanian Pa LR OT CIR ATOLL TE RK EERE BON ELT gt TN: living. Group Captain Douglas Bader, the famous legless air ace and himself'a former pris- ones, wrote the foreword to POW. But he didn't lend his name to the book without checking with the authorities and with Jerome Caminada, who by then was the foreign news editor of The Times and had been with us in Hungary and Romania. There is one major inaccu- racy in the story, How could Chivo have missed it? One night in 1941, while on the run in Poland, a Welshman and I nearly walked into Auschwitz. I stated that that was where “the millions died.” But that has long been dis- credited by the Polish govern- ment. When I wrote the book 30 years ago, though, | accepted it. Contrary to what Chivo say's 1 do not disbelieve “any- thing connected with the Auschwitz story.” Auschwitz was bad enough and a fot of Jews — and others — did die there. Finally, Chivo, up yours, as we used to mutter to the guards in Stalag VII1B. — The North Share News believes strongly in freedom of speech and the right of all sides in a debate io be heard. The columnists published in the News present differing points of view, but those views are not necessarily those of the newspa- per itself: Defieux-Saxelby AInsurance Services Inc. ‘105-200 West Esplanade North Vancouver ~ (Located Leneath Famous Players Theatre) Ideal for conservative income investors DRAPERIES & BLINDS BY S. TAURSEN & SON | | Fem gels | ote B © Safety of principal | » Tax saving ideas powers had packed Ted and me off to a camp in which there were 42 guards just to look after the two of us. Even so, we were planning to dig our way out of a toilet when we were brought back to join the cap- tured Americans. Hike back to Romania, claimed to . have been a stoker in the crematoria at Auschwitz but didn’t tell a single soul about it for 44 guards just to years, not sictm- look after the ly! ” Colinsis TWO OF us. the real phoney, thinks Chivo, and and me off to a camp in which there CUSTOM were 42 DRAPERIES, TRACKS AND BEDSPREADS Labour $9.50 per panel unlined, pes Ye Ne x aS SS NEN 7 KS RE «$410.50 Eined. Chris Carter obud CHIP THINKING could not possibly have _ escaped from the secret police headquarters in Bucharest in 1943. Chivvy, and continue your studies. You might even find the English-speaking officer who questioned us in the secret police headquarters. At low, low prices. 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I fascinate Chivo so much he went back to Romania recently and did some check- ing-on the Romanian part of my story. Or so he claims. He says he measured the distance from the secret police headquarters in Bucharest to the outskirts of town and found it was not possible to walk that far in the time I said it took me and my friend Ted Lancaster, Big deal. Chivo is an old fart. Bur Ted and I were active young farts. 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