Boneheads
biock cops

From page 36

remain anonymous — which
is fine because Think Const.

Xis.a cool name se there ity.

Keeping in mind that dri
vers are required try law to
pull to the nearest curb and
stop, clear of an intersection,
when an emergency vehicle
with lights bling wad siren
wailing, is near, Const
stories give serious w
my near-dead horse beating
da jour.

Jan. 6, 1999, 1740 hours.
Const. X is responding te an
incomplete 9-1-1 call. “This
means someone has cither
made a crank call or is in

Mifo Vanacist
AMBLESIDE ESSO
1392 Marine Drive
West Vancouver, 3C
(604) 922-3925

such dire straigs that he or
she could not remain by the
Rhone. Const, X goes "Code
™ (lights and sirens) and
proc ceeds to the location.
While on Highway i at the
Mount Sevmour cait, a red
"$6 Jeep crosses the solid line
in tront of him. X brakes
haed and avoids a collision.
Const. X makes a note of the
bonchead’s licence plate
number and deals with the

marrow -braincd violator later,

after responding to the 9 El
call. This was a close calla
near collision with a cop try:
ing to deal with an enigmatic
emergency. Get it? He had
better dings to do chan joust
with bonehead.

Jin. 17, 1999, 0900
hours, Break and Enter
Residential in progress,
Montroyal Avenue. Const X
goes Code 3 proceeds to the

fecanon. On Highway |
ayain, chis ime at Evin
Valley Road, he ts suddetily
faced with a grey Hyundai
whose driver can’t scent to
make up her mind whether to
go felt or ight in front him.
Eventually she puils to the
tight and X continues on itis
course, Get it ver? Somenne’s
house was being robbes
Maybe vour fricnd’s house,
maybe a foved one’s house or
maybe even your house!

Thank God we have cops
to deal with such ornery
crimes. Foo bad we have
boneheads to hinder the cops
and madvertently aid
thieves...

Jaa. 13,1999, 1050
hours. Const, X respands toa
medical cal) where his assis
tance is needed. Goes Code
3. He's cut off at the inter:
section of Marine and Tatlow

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tv a white 93 Tovota, whose

driver played double jeopardy

by blowing through an

amber light to boor, No initi-
manoeuvre

1s collision. An

geney medical call, totks,

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Jan. 13.1999, O90] hours.
Break and Enter in progress.
‘Traveling north on Capilano
Road at Eldon, proceeding
Cade 3 to the location.
Behold! Bonehead in a blue
‘Voyota decides to speed up
rather than pull over -~ all
the way up Capilano Road.
After the actual emergency
was dealt with, bonchead was
bsued two, comm ’em 2, tick-
cts: one tor speeding (more
than 20 km b above the post-
ed speed fimit) and, of

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