Doug Collins ®@ get this straight e LISTEN, you bubble-headed blowhards of all parties in Ottawa. You cheap chatterers and chimps. You cowardly cow-juicers. Have you no guts at all? Is there no single soul among you with the stamina to stand up and make a speech about how this country is being gashed in the giz- | zard? It's you fm talking about, you useless twit of whatever party you belong to. For what do we hear now but that another boatload of bulbous-eyed bug- hunters from Sri Lanka is on its way to Canada via Germany, all yelling ‘alms’ and claiming to be refugees, the liars. And then we hear what our nincompoop of an immigration minister has to say, He's helpless, says Benoit Bouchard. He can't do anything, he says. If they ar- rive in Canadian waters they have to be taken in, he says. [t's the law, he says. Don’t give me that guff. [t's how you boneless -vonders inter- pret the law. Besides, you made these pest-ridden refugee regula- tions and you can unmake them. And don’t tell me the United Na- tions wouldn’t like it. Do they give a good God-damn if this country becomes another Third World stewpot? Do they pay our bills? Tell them to shut their traps, They don’t care what happens to this country. And neither do you, you fools. For years now f you've been keeping white folk out and ietting every other SOB in. It’s all the same to you if we all wind up wearing loincloths. All you care about is kissing Third Wo" ass at cocktail par- ties. What we get from you is a lot of dog's vomit about human rights. But what about our rights? You can bet that the Baloneyites are getting the best hotels in Montreal ready for these barnacle-busters right now, Is it to be the Queen Elizabeth again? Isn't there a better place? If you can’t find one they might bitch, you know. If brainless Bouchard doesn’t know what to do, tell him to give mea call. One thing he could do is to send a Canadian warship out to meet that Tamil boat. If we still have a warship, that is. A couple of well-placed shots should be enough to sink the enemy. But if that’s too much for certain sissies, other measures offer themselves. The scow could be taken in tow and hauled right back to Hamburg. As he cuts it loose, the Caiia- dian captain could say he’s sorry about that. He made a mistake. There would be a cheer here the likes of which hasn't been heard since we licked the Rus- sians at hockey. The sick would jump from their beds and praise the Lord. The young would curse the day they didn't join the navy. Old men would dance down the road, The mob in my watering hole would be bigger than itis on Remembrance Day. The Tamils could complain Jater. They could write a letter to Canadian Human Rights Com- missioner Gordon Fairweather, Wimpland’s Chief Wimp. He would weep genuine tears over it. ft isn’t just a matter of the Tamils, of course. We're being inundated by people like them from all over the world, the latest lot coming from Latin America. Now that the Yanks are bolting the door on those millions of greasers who entered the U.S. il- legally, you see, they are moving up to you-know-where while the cotton-headed CBC sings hymns of praise. ‘‘The Last Refuge’, the CBC called the program in which it did this. A better title would have been “The Last Rat Hole’’. Hong Kong is getting ready to move here, too. En masse. Plus anyone who can get out of Red China. Pretty soon, bilingualism will mean learning Cantonese and Gujarati. It's a lie that Ottawa is against capital punishment. It loves sign- ing death warrants. Our death warrants. A watering-hole crony gave me the following notice to read. ! thought you would like to read it, too. WHICH WAY DID THEY GO? HOW MANY OF THEM WERE THERE? HOW FAST WERE THEY GOING? I MUST FIND THEM. I AM THEIR LEADER! You get one guess as to who was meant. WV gets birthday gift WEST VANCOUVER, now celebrating its 75th anniversary, will be presented with a special bir- thday gift from the local anniver- sary committee. Committee head Jim McCarthy announced plans at Monday’s district council meeting for an alteration to the former Ambleside swimming pool area. The legacy project would include a small, performing arts stage and facilities, a tea room and an enhanced public sitting and view- ing area. “