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THE NEW York Daily News report-
ed in Aprit on a cell block fight
between suspected murderers Colina
Ferguson and Joel Rifkin at the
Nassau County jail..Reportedly,
Ferguson was using a.telephone
and told Rifkin to be quiet.
According to the Daily News
‘source, Ferguson told Rifkin: “!
wiped out six devils (white people),
and you only killed women.”

Rifkin allegedly responded, “Yeah,
but. had more victims.” _Ferguson
then allegedly punched Rifkin in

- the mouth.

A 45-year-old minister was
electrocuted in February at the
Christian Fellowship Church in
Larose, Louisiana, as he stood in a
pool about to baptize a dozen peo-
ple. According to the coroner’s
office, the cause was either the
microphone he was holding or a
faulty pool heater.

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In West Palm Beach, Florida, in

April, nurses .rushed Marion
Bernhardt, 77, out of her intensive
care room: at the Wellington
Regional Hospital after she
screamed “Good Gud!” because of
burning sensations from her legs

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first ‘assured Bernhardt that the
burning was due to her.recent
surgery, but then they discovered
that dozens of fire ants were crawl-
ing over. the. woman, her post-op
catheter, her mattress and her
sheets.

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California charged orthopedic sur-

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geon Fereydoure Shirazi with
improper behavior during a 1990
operation, Allegedly, when Shirazi
took an 11-minute restroom break
while an operation was in progress,
he forgot to turn off a machine
called the nucleotome, which has
tiny blades to cut the insides of the
patient's spinal column.

In March, a newspaper in the
western Dutch city of Alphen Aan
de Rijn reported that 10 people had
recently fallen victim to a denture
thief. A telephone caller would per-
suade a denture user to leave his

dentures in a bag outside his door

at night to be picked up, adjusted
for comfort, and returned to him
the next morning. None has been
returned so far, ~

Hong Kong’s leading newspa-
per reported in February: that a
Chinese TV crew, which had just

completed shooting a documentary . .

on the first open-hearl surgery ever
performed at the Weifang Medical
Institute in Shangdong, would have
to reshoot. Officials had belatedly
realized that the open-heart patient
was actually a boy who had been
admitted for a tonsillectomy.

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