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Mr: ‘Alba’ ‘employer, Raytheon, :

causing him (his family contends) to
omit ‘suicide by sticking. ‘his head

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McDonald's after: ‘he - squirted ;

into the’ sheet-metal cutting machine a

at his shop at work.

And jin Newport,’ Rhode Island,

stressed : Navy: computer systems : :

: manager Raoul Payette blamed his :

_Supervisor and shot her in the neck
- with a derringer.

According to police, Payette had -

“fixed upon - the Navy's workplace ©
admonition: ““Fdentify «and

.» Eliminate: "Barriers to Quality” —

-"She | was. thé. barrief,”:-he Said.
. - Someone with a. worse “job ‘than
either’ man was the researcher on a
stuily reported 1 ‘in'a November jour-

“: nal. article” on ‘ condem ‘ usage by

“Nevada prostitutes; that person’s job ~

was ‘to examine used condoms for’

= breakage.

Bobbittization has risen its uely :

. head _again.:*:

A. case. against * a: ‘New, York.
_woma hung on the parties’. compar-

ativ credibility;, and‘ one of; the

“jgsues currently being considered by.

the New ‘York Court of ‘Appeals is

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‘Schlenker. won the apa for :

;,@ breach of contract in that he was’
‘unable . to enjoy. Monday? Night...
Football’, during, 1993~and .1994:-» Greater Benific.”
~ because. the cable“ company ‘ was

: feuding with the local ABC- TV sta-
: tion in San Francisco. “2.

Chicago county circuit judge. ’

of, his: remarks during a medical
malpractice. trial’ involving a
Hispanic victim. ‘

» ~ According to the ‘Chicago Sun-
Times,

when | defense. attorneys:

‘s pointed out that there had once been

Compiled by A.P. McCredie”

-who- ‘was « telling the ‘truth ‘about

where. the ‘slashed: victim removed
“his undershorts. ’

He said the bedroom. She ‘said
the kitchen,’ and. testified that the
undershorts therefore ' reeked - of
spices. .

fy.the woman’s version, the judge

should have sniffed the unlaundered....

shorts himself during’ the trial. or

sniffing.

“SA federal court: has’ refused ‘to
review the Novato, California, small

+ Claims “court. decision in’ favor of”
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Phillip Schlenker. for $65 from

-passed them over, to the Jury for

a shooting in the malpractice vic-. :
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to the victim’s subsequent learning

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ascopes

elebratin:

ARIES (March 21-April 20).

“Early ‘week, Arjes, communica.”
tlons may be challenging. Mid-week, you
graduate. from: one ‘learning phase and
begin. another. Friday, good for travel, :.
Money flows nicely, too. Watch your bud-
get, saturday. Be loved ducky, numbers; 3,
26,6. |

TAURUS (April 21-Moy 21):
7 #. Sunday ls a good day for exercise,
Taurus. Love. and. money’ are ‘yours,
Monday. evening... Tuesday, ‘put your. best
foot forward, Mid-week, a change ii your

“financial ‘situation. Romance ‘could: blos-

‘AS PLUTO moves through
- the Sagittarian reali of our °

- consciausness it will shake

‘foundations and transform:

» different’areas of life than
_ those “affected” since 1984,

. The focus is shifting (since Nov.

» 10) from the Scorpionic to the . :
* Sagittarian; from the intense powers :
‘buried beneath the surface to the,

~ power of enthusiasm displayed i in:

. public; from valuing natural
resources and the’ power of i money tor
valuing information, communication

“ transportation resources and the
‘power of Knowledge: from the’:

_ Upheaval and re-organization in eco-
“nomics, credit. debt, banking, real

. James 'G. Smith was recently trans-
“ferred to a lower-profile job because

_ estate and insurance, to the revolu-;

tion and dynamic chariges in ideolo-
gies, communications,
transportation, internati
other issues of global importance:
: Sagittarius, \coks out beyond the -
horizon to explore, conquer and ‘
“expand upon what remains after old,’;
~ outwom orders have been destroyed.
Hence, Sagittarius is associated with
, optimism, grand plans and popul:
promotions that comes with a resur-
“gence of personal and social interac-
tion and activity...) ¢" :
We will see. “much optimistic ‘

‘ activity in large and expansive under.

_ takings. The period (until 2008) will:
+ be one of aggression and energetic
: growth after the restriction, retrac
on, elimination and reorganization:
: wrought since 1984. °
. Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, the

‘It relates to optimism, hope,
exploration, expansion, enthusiasm
and freedom. In its more positive
expression, Sagittarius: relates to all
encompassing concepts and the”,

- search for personal freedom. It rules:

religious bodies, institutions of high-
_er learning, publishing. the Jaw and:
philosophical concepts. =. - :
Jupiter (by Jove) exercises control *: :
and rulership over education, explo-
ration and sports, and people such as -
_ teachers, priests, lawyers, writers and
athletes. [n individual horoscopes,
Sagittarius points to those areas in -
which you will attempt to expand .

new ideas, invest your resources with ..

disabilities), Judge Smith said,.“Of =. optimism and enthusiasm and realize

course, {shooting guns} is a com-".
mon practice among ‘Hispanics.
Every New Year's, I had to dismiss

“eases becaiise it was common: for
“them to step out’and shoot at any--
_thing that was out there.” :

- Her’ ‘lawyer now says the. trial® ; ee
judge made a.crucial error: To veri-

jo @ @.e

Stephen N: Porco, 28, was sen-

tenced to six years in prison for.a.

’

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series of auto burglaries atiributed in. -

part to his lust for women’s: purses,

from which he has suffered for at,
least 10 years. :; .

‘An authority close. to the case
estimated Porco :had- stolen. more

. your dreams. -.
To be continued next week. .

ALL SIGNS”

Choosing your words carefully
this week ensures successful commu--
nications. Also, remember, it is not
about “hard work”. It's about allow-
ing life to be easy; knowing that you
deserve that." .

If possible, avoid signing inipor-
tant agreements now, unless tnist is
absolute. Be careful when communi-;
cating with those you nurture, espe-
cially children. They are in a special
fantasy world before the holidays,

than 500 purses and often used them and require ‘your understanding for .

for sexual gratifi ication: ~

* pos itive interactions.

your, time - wil!

som, Friday. Avoid arguments, Saturds

; | Choose to be loved!

Tl. “GEMINI (May 22-June 21) »
"Early week, Gemini, you feet less
sociable. Be courageous and step forward,
Tuesday. The gress: looks greener. “over
“there”, mid-week,” Friday, ' you ‘and.your
partner feel closer. A disagreement regard-
; ing finances, Saturday. However, te loved!

“OO. CANCER {June 22-guly 23) ,

- Ease stress and tenstor, Sunday,
Canter Monday, understanding is’ hard to
come by. Aspects favor travel, Tuesday and
Wednesday. It’s: “youtg’?.: versus old”,
Thursday. Friday:and Saturday, it

to exercise tact and diplomacy. Be Jor

VIRGO (Aug: 24-Sept. 23)
Good | econamic.,

Sagittarius, operation’ is : best." Nurtare.
yourself, Monday. A: healthy skepticism is:
wise, :Tueaday,: Relationship : croasroads,.
“mid-week. Be truz to yourself. You‘ will,

* peach ‘more: agreement, Friday.’ Cultiva

emotional balance, Saturday. Be loved!

CAPRICORN (Dee. 22-Jan: 20)
Sunday, : Capricorn,’: be’ flexibi

_ Vield. Some exciting debates, early. weeks

: "Be more: relaxed,’ Wednesday. : Thursd3}

competition is emphasized between youths
, and adults.” Friday - and : Saturday,’ spend '
positive,’ constructive
friends, Be loved! |

* wave) “AQUARIUS (Jan.:21-Feb. 19);

Early week, Aquarius, there are

some: “challenges on: the - home ‘. fron

.. Wednesday, the full moon corresponds

- beneficial changes in” most areas! The
some disagreement, Thursday. : Someone:
could be romantically: interested. in you,"
:Friday. Do what you want to do, Saturda;
‘and be loved! . :

JE | PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
Ensure that you guard your qi
- ity time well, early week, Pisces. Could be
‘ some disagreements | with: your. partne
Start \..to” prepare” for,” the ~ holidays,
“Wednesday. Hf you see anger.“‘out there”,
Thursday, own it back. It might: be your
own. . Friday could bring rellef.’ Maintain
your emotional egullfeetune, jaturday. Be
loved! rian