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THE GREATER Vancouver Regicnal Board of
Directors has approved appointments to the Bowen
Island) Recreation Commission and the Joint
Management Committee of the Bowen [stand Com-
munity School.

Named to fill vacancies on the Recreation Commis-
sion are Graham Underhill, whose term runs to May

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9 - Wednesday, December 28, 1988 - North Shore News

Bowen appointments made

31, 1989; Bill Linn and Wendy Stewart whose terms
run to May 31, 1990,

Norma Dallas was named to the Joint Management
Committee of the Bowen Island School for a term
expiring March 31, 1989.

The appointments were made on the recommenda-
tion of Bowen Island's GVRD Director Gail Taylor.

THIS YEAR is a vintage one for quotes. All life, love and
laughter. Read them out over dinner and kill your friends.

I have a fantasy in which I dress
up as a doctor, my partner puts on
a nurse's uniform, and we examine
each other. Do I need help? —
Question to Miss Manners.

The doors were open and we
went into the night. — Oakalla
inmate at inquiry into mass escape.

I smoke 15 of these a day, 1
drink four or five of these, | love
what I'm doing and I dance close.
— George Burns, on his 92nd bir-
thday.

IT hope I stand
for anti-bigotry,
anti-Semitism and
anti-racism.
That’s what drives

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nie.

~——Presidential candidate
George Bush

There is no T in duchess. —
Sarah, Duchess of York, to British
artist David Hockney, who had
given Her Ladyship a signed cata-
logue of his work.

Well done, darling. — Andrew,
Duke of York, after the Duchess
of York gave birth.

1 would like to hold hands in
Stanley Park with a man I care
about. -— Svend Robinson.

This is a up. — Unlettered bank
robber’s note io teller.

If at all possible we will kill it.
‘This would establish their ex-
istence, and then they can be pro-
tected. — Sasquatch hunter on his
plan for a Sasquatch safari.

This is a duly constipated
meeting. — Constituency president
Daryl Frith, the night Doug Col-
lins was nominated to run for the
Reform Party in Capilano-Howe

. Sound.

I’m scared. But I used to be very
scared. — Britain’s Eddie (the
Eagle) Edwards on how he feels
before taking ski leaps at the
Olympics.

. Christ...would have been low in
the polls, too, — Premier Vander
Slam, who says he was not com-
paring himself to Jesus.

Why should we vote for Joe

when Joe won't vote for us? —
Anonymous quipper at political
meeting in Alberta; on Joe Clark.

Iwas only planning to be there a
couple of days. —- David Deveau
after spending 10 days lost on
Mount Seymour.

To me it tastes like budgie grav-
el, You're forever picking it out of
your teeth, But as long as some-
one’s willing to pay for it I'm will-
ing to catch it. — West Coast fish-
erman Eric Hedstrom, who catches
herring for the herring roe market
in Japan.

T hope | stand for anti-bigotry,
anti-Semitism and anti-racism.
That's what drives me. —
Presidential candidate George
Bush.

’m afraid of people like you, —
MP Benno Friesen, to those atten-
ding the Great Immigration Debate
in North Vancouver.

So did Jimmy Swaggart. —
Member of audience at the debate,
after Benno said ‘‘I used to go
about with a Bible in my hand."

Everyone seems to have enough
beer, but not enough gas. ~—~ Cap-
tain Robert Barr of Victoria after a
weekend in which rescue crews
were called out four times to assist
stranded boaters.

By now, no one believes in
Marxism-Leninism, except perhaps
a handful of professors in Cana-
dian universities. — Barbara
Amiel.

i saw Baby Jesus for an instant
in the sky. — Koreth Vargahese at
outdoor mass in Texas.

People from the city come with
city habits. Some of them still
wash every day. — Water expert
Ken Hardy of Galiano Island,
lamenting the water shortage in
those parts.

l arrived as a child, now I go
back as an adult. — Mathias Rust,
the guy who landed in Red Square;
after being released from a Russian
clink.

Take our shirts, too. — Angry
Principal Trust investors on steps
of a Revenue Canada building
after finding they were to be taxed
on money they will never probably
see.

You know what I got in Grade
11 algebra? Five. You think I’m
going to start reading this? —
Trade Minister John Crosbie ex- .
plaining why he hadn’t read the
whole free trade deal.

Canada is a pretty good country
except for the immigration
department. — British Hell’s
Angel Phil Potts, who was not
allowed to go home after being
found inadmissable to Canada@

Motorized boating banned

THE GREATER Vancouver
Regional District has requested the
provincial government restrict
boating at Killarney Lake on
Bowen Island to non-motorized
craft.

Ardagh

986-4366

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Free Initial Consultation

The lake is part of the GVRD’s
Crippen Regional Park. The
Bowen Island Advisory Planning
Commission and the Bowen Island
Chamber of Commerce support a
ban on motorized boats.

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