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There wus so many cam--
pers an turists runnin’ arount
Pete Svensen’s ranch he wus
goin’ nuts trine to figger
where to put them all, wen
this feller cums up an tries to
give Pete a fancy paper with.
pictures on it. He ses Pete
better be ready becus Arm-
ageddon is comin’,

Fete ses you better teii
that feller if he ain't got a -
reservashun he ain’t got a
hope an he ain't gettin’ in.

bs Bul Clark
Inga ok norck

’ The feller ses that aren't:
wot he means an wot.he is”
trine to get acrost is the End ::
of the World is: coming.

Pete ses that ain't nuthin’.
new, becus he giggered that
out..wen. we elecktid them
idjuts in Ottawa an the way
they been acting ever since it
is gonna cum sooner than we
expeck.

The feller ses if Pete is
innercent“an without sin he -
cud be saved an Pete ses that
lets him out.ever since him
an Susie. Wasyluk got sorta
curious up in the hayloft wen
they wus arount nine er ten
years old.

Pete asts the feller wot
happens if he don’t get saved

‘an the feller ses there’s

gonna be a helluva fire an
them as ain't saved is gonna

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‘get burnt and. a Pete ses he will
*.bet it wudn’t be any hotter’n
-his tail end wus, after Old

- other places wich are back-
‘ward, becus they get rid of

out, becus the Guvmint 9 (24 Hrs.) estate. Circular stairway to -
ers they are backward vauited ceiling in Liv. rm, &'
figs ons. a is handin’ out FE ATTRACTIVE 2 BORM dining rm. Marble F/P floor to |

se here > to help you
to. buy or sell your home

Man Wasyluk ‘got thru
workin’ it over with a hunk of
hame strap. .

- 12% ‘SECOND montoaces | ff
Up to 60% financing - Lots of &
houses with large 0-OV2 % first.

. 1474 LYNN VALLEY RD. .
OPEN WKND 3-6

Like new- 3 bdrm, full bemnt

home with -private, _ fenced Cut interest costs. Call now

garden in the heart of lovely while money is in good supply.

_ Lynn Valley. Offers in high 70's. 23. & 4 bdrm houses. For
'' Jo. Scott 688-0165, Sonia Stein- . “action” call Gerry Stitt. Se

. mot, 026-6360 or 888-6131... - ,,0838 or 28-6131 (24 Hrs.) - :

' Pete asts the feller wot
about: Willie? an the feller §
ses who is Willie an Pete ses
Witie is his pet squirrel wot
cums when he whistles an
gets fed peanuts.

' The feller is still thinkin’
this over wen Pete ses an wot
about the old cat wot is allus
tryin’ to catch Willle? The |
feller finely ses if they is —
without mortal sin he figgers
they mite be in the clear.

‘So Pete ses if Willie ever
slows down it’s shur as hell
gonna be mortal an he
figgers this feller mite have a
gud thing goin’, but he
better go back an do sum
more work on it.

NORGATE CHARMER *
OPEN TONITE 7-9 ot
A home you can be proud of - 3 barms plus den - Priv. fonced
garden - On quiet cres. 1 bik to school, daycare centre & park -
Try $5,000 dn.to asking of $81,800.and be in before school
starts - Peter Davidson 687-8017 or 088-6131 (24 Hre.)

4 $31,000 - 1600 ON | OPEN THURS 7-8:30

El Puts ‘you Into a nr: new 1 bdrm’ 1860 MACGOWAN :
| top floor suite with stove, fridge, .Who sald you could not afford a
| dishwasher, W/W & drapes. house? 10% down (incl. B.C.
E| Peter Davidson 987-6917 or. grant) and 3480 PIT: per month
988-6131 (24 Hrs.) . . you can own this charming.older
Pete pie we: been hangin’ e - 3 bdrm house. . Full, bsmnt.
people fer a few hunnert § _* Asking $52,600. ‘Dorthe. Mortil
years an sum-places they cut & CENTRAL LONSDALE ‘988-3872 of GAB-A191' (24 Hea.)

aa burm sults - Gust adult
heads off ‘an. then there’s s oriented bldg - Cholce corner. . -

unit with lev. no-step entrance-..-.. crepes

: Handy to hospital, stores & bus - COMPLETE PRIVACY.

Mid. $30's. See with Peter !n your own large park in N. Van.
| Davidson 987-5017 or 088-6131 Almost 1 acre. Private large

1127 CALEDONIA AVE.

Home for large family or inlaws. 2600 eq ft. ‘tated. Large °
- sundeck, double C/P Offers to $77 ,Go0. wi *h Sept. Possession.
Marie Auzin 980-8208 or 888-6131.

people sorta slow like. He ses
they are the easiest to pick

A CONDO W. 2ND
a Only 10% down and $388 per
_fa month incl. taxes. you’ can
” a become an owner!t! Call Dorthe -
f Mortil 988-3672 or 988-6131.

celling. 3 bdrm fam. rm. and
complete in-law suite in bsmnt. —
Subdivision of lot possible
$149,760.Dorthe Mortil 988-3672
» OF 988-6131 (24 Hrs.) ‘

millyuns fer them to speed’
things up.

So. Pete tells this. Arma-
.geddon feller that it ain’t
gonna. do anything we ain't ce ee
Party gud at already an he "4
; u Oo down an ta Ww wana an
Jake Menzl at Big Creek an & FOR’ ” MARKET EVALUATION. ag sk
the feller ses how cum? — ‘ / 2 ”
Tt WITHOUT C OBLIGATION : ane

Coll: Verne Jolinson Mgr 9806131

. Well, sir, ses Pete, Jake
had two sisters-:in Belsen and
a brother at Auswitz.

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“Gorgeous view and be. Jutiful: 6 barm ‘home in most desirabie
7 area. Asking $125,000. You must see It to @ppreciate. Call Jo’
.* Scate 988-0165, Sonia Steinmetz 926-6350 or 988-61 31 sh Hrs. my"

The feller is turnin’ over
pages in a book real fast,
tryin’ to find the answer an §
Pete ses you better look it up &
under Lidice, becus that is’ |
where Jakes father an
mother wus...an shut the
gate tite wen you leave.

ABSOLUTELY LUVERLY!. 7
3or4 bdrm 2600 aq. ft. executive

in. new “home | srea, 3 baths,
games rm; den,. prof. L/scaped
and a must.‘seell’ Trades &
welcome and 11% % financing
avall—-Peter Davidson 087-5917,

VA PARK FOR THE
YOUNGUN(8)
.”--@2 » 162 ft. lot nestled: egainst
‘Mahon Park. 1380,.6q.. ft. mn.
. Home offere - Dev. potential.
_ New roof, plumbing & wire ina.
“. secluded | Sylvan setting. .F/P.

$67,000. Contact Maurice Barton
*." 988-8909 or 988-6131. _—

Showing steady Increase situated on main

‘Larry Jesson 987-8491 or 988- :

6131 ee Hro.)-

highway. Room to expand. 1% acres, 10

units, plus 3 bdrm home. Attractive terms.
Asking $350,000 - Bill Britton 988-6131 (24
Hrs.)

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“OPEN THURS, 2-4
m S045 CAPILANO RO. .
. 1100 sq. ft. mn. & 700 94. ft: in-law. accom dn. 3 or 4 bdrm:
f = home‘in Capilano Highlands, F/P, $68,500. Maurice Barton .

we th e P e rm a nen q 085- ‘8009 or 088-6131 (24 Hrs.)'

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‘NEED 4 BEDROOMS? ss’
ma Then see thle 8 yr. ald home in
Windsor Park, Immaculate; rec.
froom. Finished quiet area of
winding -dtreats, Alcan siding,
top value at 877,750, Lloyd
mB Measner 022-6366 or 088-6131.

2 OPEN WKND NOT SAT. 1-5
060 ES68EX RO OFF LIONS
41575 aq. ft, rancher 3 bdrm, 2
Bpce enste, Fam rm. mtn, view.
Low 70's, Phone Paulean Mao-
a Hale 026-6346 or Bill Brittan 24
Zz bre, 986-6131.

GREAT BUY
( think it’s a great buy in a new
house, partloularty at $69,700,
See 1410 Dempsey Off. Mtn
Highway and decide for yourself.
For showing. Catt Lioyd Measner
022-6365 or 088-6131,

HOLLYBUAN ;
Imm, poss. on thle raomy 2 bdrm
rancher with don - & garage on
large secluded parkiike fot with
stream, Now only $70,600, W.
} Booplo 087-2407 or 008-6131 (24

631 HERITAGE BLVD, |
OPEN WKND 1-3

Tremondous value here, Custom bullt home - 2 years old - 3.
bdrm full bsmnt, Appliances and drapes incl. $44,000 mortg
at 0%. Offers in Mid 60's, Sonia Steinmetz 926-6350 or
088-6131 (24 Hra,)

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