Doug Collins | @ get this. straight eo : THAT OUR House of Commons is packed with jackasses and doodles there is no doubt: Maggie Thatcher-can hardly contain her. mirth when:Brian Baloney pleads for British’ ‘sanctions against: South Africa. In the noble. democracies” of Zimbabwe and Zambia, Robert Mugabe ‘and Kenneth Kaunda rate our man as the greatest sucker, seen since the South Sea Bubble was popular. : “But wait! Baloney and his little -heiper, Boy Clark, are stars in the: heaven of sanity:compared with’ Don Blenkarn; the Tory MP for ‘Mississauga. For in his desire to- / defeat the White® Monster of 8 Yes. he! ‘told Joe. shal’ Blenkarn, getting control ‘of the. anti-communist : UNITA movement in Angola'should be a- piece of ‘cake, and then. we: bring South African-run Namibia into & our orbit. Lie What we do is take over Marxist “Mozambique. We also ‘evict the: Marxists from Angola’ “thereby. creating a-sort of pincer movement against . “South: Africa, ” South VAT Tica, Blenky Wants us 0 take over the surrounding states. Today : Canada,” tomorrow the world!. : You think I’m making this up? I have a sheaf of correspondence. in. which Blenky lays out ‘all: the details: . It. includes: a etter. ‘to Clark ‘dated ‘May ‘20, ‘recently sent'a copy of the letter. to Eileen Presser. of Salmon Arm, : who sent it on to me. *. The way. Blenky. sces.it,.there i is 7 indeed “a. .communist threat: Southern’’Africa, and that threat enables critics to make capital out ‘of -it.° Blenky. doesn’t‘ like. that. “What. to do? Go in and get rid of the commies. . That. way,” there would ‘then be nothing to criticize. Yes, he told Joe. What we do is take’ over:.Marxist Mozambique. We also ‘‘evict the Marxists from Angola’ thereby creating a sort of pincer movement against'South ' ‘According. to :Field’ Mar-’. Afric oe INDIVIDUALS” “RECEIVING e Unemployment. Insurance: benefits in-the Lower. Mainland now. have; information... through’ the ‘opening ‘of. the first | centralized telephone- inquiries unit na better access’ to: (CTU) in Western Canada. : ©, Grant! Botham, director. ‘general ia for. ‘Employment and Immigration: over Canada’'‘in: the’ B-C./Yukon Region,” said | the ‘new. centralized ee telephone system ” will, sprovide an). staff -: answered | i just :improved “service.. to unemployment. O. antse ss inquiries “The state- of-thert art Saiipment: ee ‘provides : faster handling’ of | calls.” and! Ul. claimants.. have. quicker. :’ access to claim information,’” Botham said. With’; the new: computerize telephone system - made: by,’ Nor- ,;.: thern ,Telecom Canada, calls. from: : in’ Greater: "Vancouver, New «=! Westminster, Co-" quitlam ‘and Maple Ridge are even-~. ly distributed and ;handled by 30 clerks. Excess: calls are stacked or. 1987. So” ‘proud was he of his plan that-he: : Minister - about rail: dicate that on™an insurance claim- : i. claims in'the Lower Mainland, “Recent ‘studies have shown that ° telephone inquiries=can .be more: | Forget: It “has to be admitted that Blenky’s: grand: design - ts breathtaking. So much so that 1. -sam_sending itto. the Pentagon, » those lads salways’ being ‘on the “stookout for. we ak spots: in the “ Kremlin’s S armor. : The. Mississauga. -Mauler.’ ex- plains”: that..Mozambique » and Angola are the “‘choke points’’ in the Southern African mosaic. ‘Uf - swe had: control. of sMozambique one way or another, we could pro- bably control the politics of Zim- babwe ‘and Zambia.’': Cover. the choke points and South: Africa . ‘has nowhere to turn’?. Oh boy!* . “In effect,’ Blenky: told the for External Affairs, ‘“‘we control. the whole periphery of Southern Africa.” : Bingo! There’s’a lot of detail that I won’t encumber you’ with. Stuff lines “and suchlike. Besides, I -don’t want to be accus-::: ed of giving military: secrets away message; ‘the system h 17,000 ©. U.1. active unemployment insurance efficiently handled Mozambique. We can supply the. necessary comercial support to the Zulus in Natal. We'can supply. the: necessary | financial support,- consumer goods and industrial re- quirements in: Botswana.’ Our, man continues, confusingly: ~! “Once. we control the periphery! of South Africa and not the Com- mies, then. we have the dominant say in. what happens.”” Right! ; : As far as Blenky i is concerned, Canada ‘is the new land ‘of hope ‘and glory. Wider still-and wider, shall our bounds be set. For as he says,‘ it’s not just a ‘matter. of Southern Africa, We have.an op- portunity to-be partners the people of Africa’ It. does the. South “something might, have nudged out. of about’ being |. _ Namibia. The last time 1. took.a look at'their armed forces; they looked | very.-un-nudgeable: But “det?s: give. credit’ where: credit. is: breadth ‘of his - thought, Blenky i isa modern Cecil ; - Rhodes. He means what he says, too, for: in his letter he informed Clark: ‘J a Fall i in on the left all ihose who wish, to. ride with Blenky in: his Great Canadian Crusade. And br-. ‘ing .your.own horse. . HURRY! Limited offer only : es while. stock lasts! . albeit “with all: occur, Lo’. me that '. Mozanibique might not like to be - taken oveér “tone way or,another"’ : “Also, . that Africans to.) say: inthe’ “OLE GVERGAARD Aoaltor PREPARE FOR FALL NOW!. : _ Call me as Soon as possible for an”. evaluation of, your North or West Vancouver’ propenty. September, ©. 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