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THE Milwaukee NBC-TV affiliate,
WHEM)-4, had sent a reporter to cover a
plane mishap at Chicago's O'Hare Field.
The reporter had done a reasonably good
job on what turned Gut to be one of those
“it could have been a lot wore” stories.
After chatting live and on-camera with the
airport: manager, the reporter then
addressed the co-anchors back at the sta
tion, “You know, Mike and Carel. f think
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ers that air travel is still the safest way to
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In March, according to a Dallas poli

report, pro hockey goaltender Ed Belfour,
desperately trying to avoid a publ

ication arrest, offered two patrolmen
$100,000 to forget the whole thing, and
by the time they were set to haul him to
the station, Belfour had vomited all over
himself and upped the offer to St billion.

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Thieves With Identity Crises: Three

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Sunday, August 13. 2000 - North Shore News - 11

gangs of cross-dressing male thi
operating in three cities during May.
of the three gangs cross-dressed as a dis-
Traction, thar the tour black males
work Annapolis, Md, stores were
“very unattractive and obvtousty males,”
according to a police spokesperson, and
the crew of tour that hit stores in Calgary,
Alberta, had been spotted parked in their
ata mall, donning dresses to resemble
elderly women. However, a cast of about
a dozen drag queens operating in Fort
Lauderdale and Miami stores used their
stolen credit cards mostly tor female fash-
ions and cosmetics.

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irding to an official in the region-

ment of Madrid, Spain, a public-

financed guidebook for hikers was erre-
neously distributed despite the agency's
dissatisfaction with some of the contract
writer’s geographical descriptions. In the
book, the mountains of the Cuerda de las
Cabrillas range near Madrid “are just like
women — the desire that they inspire is

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