age October 18,1978 -Nonh Shore News The lawns are sad and sodden. The last flowers 7 of summer are: withering. The falling leaves are . _ returning to Mother Earth. But very shortly -- Sap eee ar me unless we do something about it fast -- a new and | “school 1 _ “They'll be presented z as. the - candidates who care about unwelcome November springtime will suddenly be [oe | bursting out all around us. again. | We’ re. ‘talking about the ; ‘and . unsightly, pointless. | Spendthrift forest of can- - front lawns, utility poles and grass verges throughout the | ‘North Shore each year when the date for the municipal elections draws near. On every block and in- tersection. their garish two- word messages exhort us to . “Vote Smith”, “Vote Brown” or “Vote Jones”. Period. The staccato command of. the drill sergeant: “Quick march: _ to the polling booth and put your X against this name. Don't ask why. Just do. as you re told!” The advertising boys’ will explain: it differently, of course. It’s all “exposure”, they'll tell. you. Give a -candidate’s mame enough “exposure” and he’ll win — or if he doesn't, he ought to have done. What they're really talking about is indecent exposure. Indecent in every sense of the word.. ‘Who needs these offensive and meaningless eyesores, ‘strung even for two or three . weeks along our pleasant suburban roads and -at- tractive residential avenues? 7 INSULT It certainly can't. be today’s. want to know a whole lot more about the candidates than their surnames prefixed ~ by the-word “vote”. ‘Maybe - ‘Signs sometimes did a job with the ~ simple peasants of the nineteenth | century, . but ‘two-word. election 2 hour: service sixd do le rans nn . Canadian electorate. -didate signs that sprout on _ . that kind of money they can ~tell the voters so much more. about themselves by. other . municipalities _ We're talking about a bill for “$1,000 or higher before the candidate spends another cent on telling people who « he is and what he. stands for. educated: and. knowledgeable voters. They they're merely an insult to the ‘intelligence of a 1978 . Who needs them? | It can hardly be the candidates themselves. For means, and so much more. . convincingly. The ‘stake, | own immediate | hundred signs: the . North OUTLAY WASTED ‘In addition. quite a lot of the outlay winds up by being | wasted. During the later _ Stages of an election cam- paign it has become the tradition | for candidates’ | ‘Signs to be tom down and destroyed by the: score -- whether oy, ‘mindless van- | dals; . nighttime posses of political “by ‘organized opponenis;’ or mez erely by people’ who. don’t like candidates’ signs. For the same amount of ‘money as he may spend on desecrating the . neigh- borhood with signs the — average candidate’. can probably buy the equivalent board ..and. printing. for each individual “ sign ‘cost upward of $2. If you take a quick count of the ._ number of blocks in your © neigh- borhood, it will come as no - surprise to learn that several — ‘may be needed to cover any one ‘of vandal-prone: Shore. Survived hitherto adequately.: ‘reduction -- or. . forthcoming local newspaper; or a nice brochure; or thousands of simple hand-out leaflets; or heaven knows how many bumper stickers. All of them telling his story much more effectively, uninformative, ‘signs - have simply Ugly, -. because they've always been used unthinkingly past. ‘because — every . - candidate. * who.would like to: drop them | _. fears to do so in” case His _ rivals continue to use them. in the And, of | course,. So, as a public service, “this - ‘column and its scribe make the following offer. in - order to encourage the total elimination --. of ‘unwanted candidate signs.in North and | West: Vancouver during. the: . ele ction campaigns. — . HONOR ROLL - the environment and respect the intelligence “of the electorate. Our strong hunch ° {. is that North Shore residents — will note their names with gratitude. . are eight issues of the News before: election day. names carried into virtually ‘every household in North | and) West Vancouver on eight separate occasions during the next four weeks. - In editorial space it’s the and with. kind of. advertising money minimum. offence: ‘to. the . public he’s trying to per- : suade. can't buy. Candidates who want to climb om the “mo signs”. bandwagon are invited to. send in their written pledge right away. Address it to FOCUS at the North Shore News, 1139. 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