WHO TO CALL: Sporis Editor Andrew McCredie 985-2131 (147) “BIATHLON... North Van's Claire Poliquin. won the women’s Zone 5 biathlon at the Seymour Demonstration Forest on Jan, 14. Bue to unseasonably § mild temperatures, snow {7 conditions at both $ Hollyburn Ridge and Ski Hemlock were unsuitable § for racing so competitors donned their running shoes § { and raingear with their rifles for the Seymour # Demonstration Forest event. ¢ SNOWBOARDING... Two North ‘Shore snowboarders have been selected to répre- -sent Canada at the upcom- ‘ing. .:-Junior World |. Championships in Japan, Seventecn-year-old ; Maelle Ricker, of. West: SNOWBOARD SENSA. Ti | Masile Ricker. Vancouve ‘ and 15-year-old ’ Island,’ qualified for the elite: six-member: co-éd team. at the recent Western Canadian. ~ Halfpipe event in Kelowna. | With | ithe. inclusion ° of are ‘an: important. testing ground” for the Canadian. team. Thirty. nations. will be sending over 400 shredders ’ to Japan in March. SOFTBALL SIGNUP... | Boys. born between 1977 : and 1989 can register for the i North . Shore Softball ‘ Association’s 1996 season at. Lynn Valley “Mall this ; i weekend. A ‘booth will be set up © inside the mall on Saturday, sepa eencmee ie Pach ree Jan; 27 from 10 am. to 4 p.m; and on Sunday, Jan. 28 from noon to 4 p.m. . For more information } call Jack Hubbard at 987- 7529, West } Michelle age 11, and Vancouver's Appleton, : Tsawwassen’s : Zima, 13, teamed up recent- , ly to win the girls’ under-14 ‘“ doubles title at People’s Court in Coquitlam, The victory marked the third straight tournament tide for the talented duo. Michaela 3 yProgressiv AIN’T PROGRESS wonder- ful? Ninety-five years down the road, major league base- bail has decided to include inter-league games in its schedule. Where have the game's big thinkers been since 1901, the year the American League was invented as a partner to the established National League. Actually, has it ever had any big thinkers? Baseball has to be a great game, just to survive the people who run it. Now, after this great lurch for- ward, maybe it will be inspired to dabbie in the technology the Fox Network pioneered in last Saturday’s NHL all-star game. The rockets’ red glare as home- run balls clear the distant fences. Fireball pitching an actual reality on the home TV set. A 90-mile-an- . hour fastball used to be called a blue streak. No longer. It will have to-be a red streak. Remember when former Oakland A’s owner Charlie Finley ’ — he who brought colorful double knits and white shoes to the game as traditionalists shuddered — tried to introduce orange baseballs? Much more visible, he ciaimed. He had the color experts on his ' side. Blaze orange is the most visi- ble of all colors. That’s why traffic cops wear those blaze orange vests _ when they're out there on rainy . nights untangling snarled traffic. Poor Charlie. He couldn’t land a f . single vote, except his own. White ' = along with black — is the least “visible color of them all. Actually, . white and black ave non-colors. That's why they're the hardest to see. The U.S Air Force didn’t paint those Stealth bombers black for no good reason, Spectator Now that baseball has finaily . admitted p-r-o-g-r-e-s-s is not the ultimate dirty word, maybe it can get on with hiring a commissioner, settling its labor problems and introducing the orange ball. Did you ever attend those spring-time major league exhibition games at the B.C. Place dome? How did you do, trying to track outfield flies climbing towards the . white ceiling? Had the balls been " orange, no problem. Tennis got the message years ago. The yellow tennis ball now is standard equipment. Orange golf balls have been available for quite a few years, too. Not only easier to. track, but easier to spot when sliced into the jungle. Why don’t the pros use them on the PGA tour? Good question. I don’t have the answer. They’d cer- tainly be more visible to the specta- tors’ eyes, both on the course and on the screen. If only Fox technolo- gy would be compacted inside that ditapled cover. Just imagine. A 250-. yard red streak for the home view- Back to hockey. Will the elec- (Tics a > TUNE-UP SPECIALISTS. B.C.A.A.- A.R.A. - APPROVE AirCare - Gov. Certified #50222 TUNE-UPS ~ |. OUR 37TH YEAR 176 PEMBERTON AVE. N.VAN. FUEL SYSTEMS = ELECTRICAL * CONSULTATION 3078S TALKING “ff mene. SATURDAY, JAHUARY.27, 1996 Sheraton Inn Guildford 15269 - 104th Avenue, Surrey (Qpposite Flag Motors) The Soccerfest '96 Agenda Includes: Western Canada’s Largest Soccer Tradeshow Fifty-plus exhibitors/! fo 4:00pm/Free Admission tronic puck help the game’s U.S. TV ratings? At least it can’t hurt, mostly because the ratings never got above ground zero in all past attempts. Fox has nothing to lose, except $400 every time the puck goes over the glass and into the crowd. That's how much each of those gimmicked pucks costs, Remarkably, only four of them went into the stands Saturday night.. In any event, they’ re not about to become the game's regular equip- ment, But hockey could do its fans, especially the ones paying the heavy tariffs in what are euphemisticelly labeled the chcap seats, a favor by experimenting with colored pucks, ~ Remember the old line about Renry Ford and his Model Ts?‘He said the customers‘could have them in any color they Does it make sense? liked — as long as. ve puck tali«: you can get Fords in all sorts of col- ors. But not heckey pucks. - Why don’t the mental giants . who mun the game give blaze orange’ a chance? Or lemon yellow? . . They'd be giving their goalies break, too. Have you noticed how. i many black road regimentals NHL teams are wearing these days? a Canucks, for one.-Black-clad _ defenders backing in on Kirk. 7 7 McLean or Corey Hirsch as they try : to sec little black pucks ‘coming off stick blades swathed in black tape. Of course: not. Meanwhile, your agent wonders . what improvements Fox has in: mind for its electronically enhanced puck: How about buiit-i could give us a.coupte of bars of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”. as _ the a out of enh high to they didn’t mind black. These days. bu To give your child an edge on life cali