Like I have said before, ©
when the kid is cussin’ an.
hollerin’, he is mine. When
he is scrubbed real good an
has combed his hair, he
belongs to the wife.

This is-one of the facks of
life you find out after you
have bin married : a few |
years. There are some others
that don’t get much better
when you think on ‘’em |
‘awhile, but like my old

Granddad used to say; one © ,

pain the tail end is enough at
one time.

Anyhow, when I tried to
"get to the workbench t’other

night, the kid is hollerin’ why .

ain’t I got a 10 ton press, .
because he has got to get this
pinion gear on the shaft fer
motorcycle number nine an I
figger I am lucky to have a.

pipe wrench, the way he has. __

bin bustin’ tools lately. >

The opportunity
good to miss, so I tells him I

bin savin’ the money fer a —
real special tool, an he asks, *

what’s that?

It’s fer gettin’ ‘yer. feet’

from under my table, I says, ©

‘W Van Council Report
Jones Wary

of Central —
Court

Going to jail, for most -
people, means not passing

go and not collecting two |
hundred dollars. So if West -
Van Council advocates cen- ,

tralizing police and judicial *
services and moving them to
North Van, one might’ expect .
few residents to show. con:
cern. _ “+ a

ah

But - Mayor ‘Peter Jones,
after council’s meeting with:
two representatives of. the |

Attorney-General’s - opepart.

ment, . is.. w:
centralization,

oh: 8 see men

‘Based ‘on what 1. now |

know, I think ‘the . courts
should stay in West: Van-

couver....unless the Attorney. J

General’s Departniént * can
come up‘ with a convincing

argument, otherwise,’” said, 1

Jones, ".™

The isu ef.

upon’ council
an expansion. to
Public Safety Buil
13th and) Marine: Drive.

Bulldingyoneeds ‘to. ‘be. ene:
larged | :for.. ‘an- ‘imminent
doubling. of the force. In two.
years, Dowling pointed out,.
the West Van rce will be™:
doubled to approxiniately”.
100 men, yet the increase in|
municipal population will be
only %e per. cent, sy

1

One reason for. the ine
crease in ‘police: staff is a
recent , arbitrator's © “report,

discontiniing:‘one-man ‘pat-

rols in the interest. of Police
safety. 7"

Currently council is ‘aware |
that the cost to the local West:
Van taxpayer of, keepin
local police force is. hig er
than the cost of using: a
subsidized RCMP detach

ment, one

is too. '

popu

an we is off to ; a real good ,
Start.

° White I he is cussin’ I put
the micrometer. on the shaft

- an she has‘about three or

four thousandths. interfer-

ence, so I start the torch an

warm up. the. ‘gear gentle-

. like.

‘When the spit sizzles ‘on
the gear his cussin’ is startin’
to run down. Mebbé he is’
figgerin’ that it ain’t the feet
under the table wot is the

aan: . a ‘wear.

ie shape . of: your | ‘face,

my Mask and John.

ik wears:

wih “Tipping.

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“she says, how:: come?

real problem an mebbe wot
~ain’t on the table could be:a
helluva lot worse. .

The “gear has _ expanded
perty good an I slipped it on

‘the shaft an she slid down, |

kerplunk,.an was real tight
when it cooled an shrunk up.
The kid looks interested an -
he ain’t sayin’ nothin’ but he
is thinkin’, which : is always .
_ Good. :

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He is real happy an tries to.
soft soap me with a joke wot
has whiskers on it an ke says .
ain’t it. wunnerful what -1
learnt while he was in tech
‘School? ©

well sir, when I come back »
inter the: kitchen, the - wife:
‘says it is real quiet now an
she is interested how I ‘done.
it's so fast:

“ag took: ‘awhile, Ls

Call it forty years, L. says. a

..er mebbe fifty.

An then i asks her what’s

“fer supper, an is it: ‘weenies, .

_wot the. kid likes?

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