Slipping and slidin’ in M y Metc lt JOY TELLS ALL THIS SHOULD actuaily be datelined Hawaii because for the past 12 days !’ve been enjoying the ambience, warmth and sunshine of the island of Maui. And I’ve returned a totally different person. I'm sporting a wonderful tan, several blue bruises and a purple cast! I left for my holiday on May 13 — Friday the 13th! Maybe that’s how it all started. My darling husband and I headed off for the first time ever on Canada 3000. It was such a thrill just to have him with me, and luckily, too, as it turned out. { was impressed with Canada 3000’s great service, good food and a very helpful staff. First- rate movies, too. It took six hours and 20 minutes to reach Maui and another hour to reach our ultimate destination — a 472-luxury water- front condominium called Kaanapali Shores, two lights past Whaler’s Village. The hospitable Jerry Burrows is the GM and he said his favorite visitors are Canadians —— especially those from B.C. In fact, the first person we met on . the beach was Edna Fallon who was born and lived most of her life on West !2th in North Van. Her husband Tom has just retired from Deita Airlines and they’re now liv- ing in California. Life, it seems, is a series of co- incidences. Our first dress-up dinner in Maui was at the elegant Swan Court in the Hyatt Regency. Lovely tranquil setting with while swans gliding about in a huge giided pool. Amazingly, the handsome fellow who manages the Swan Court is Vancouver native Tim Lewis. Tim grew up in Kitsilano where his par- ents still live. We had been searching for a now-defunct Keg Restaurant that my brother-in-law, West Van dentist N. “ armen Mecuiemnmeee nie Bee ec i " enema irc cet Loewe waanpetne Antena AH eth Ivan Johnston, had established in Maui along with West Van's Bill Dunn and several investors, but f couldn't remember where it had heen. Turns out that before Tim joined the Hyatt, he was part of that same first Keg operation in the Islands which opened in Lahaina eight years ago and closed 26 months later. As Hyatt singer-pianist Patricia Watson, who is a close friend of TUTS’ Chiff Cox, was performing, one of the regulars rushed up fo her saying that he'd just come back from a business trip to — guess where? — Vancouver, and he was raving about an early-morning breakfast that he'd attended the day before saluting CKNW’s Bill Hughes and his 15,000th broadcast of the Roving Mike. The fellow’s name was Robert Richmond, a musical producer who's organizing a giant benefit for the Food Bank at Sophics Restaurant called “Sophic’s Remembered.” We also dined at the splendi- forous Four Seasons Wailea where the General Manager is the youthful and so-pleasant Peter O’Colmain. He, toc, is a Vancouver fan. The cuisine at the Four Seasons Wailea perfectly matched the excellent quality and selection that Ruy Paes- Braga’s Vancouver Four Seasons offers on a regular basis. And the 380-r00m hotel is so pretty, just per- fect for sunset viewing! While we ate-in mostly, couldn't believe the cost of food. We shopped at the Lahaina Cannery Mall in the Safeway store there and I was appalled at the prices! | paid a whopping $2.64 for an iceberg let- tuce, $2 dollars a pound for toma- toes and $4 a pound for coffee — all in American funds! We also enjoyed a delightful din- ner at the Royal Lahaina Ocean Terrace where you can dance after dinner. As I’ve always said dancing is the best exercise in the world. Well, right in the middle of a roman- tic ballad, | felt something pop in my right calf and couldn’t put my heel down, Oao, I was in pain! My guy packed me out to the car, carried me into the hotel and -plunked me into a hot bath. The next morning we went to the Maui Medical Clinic. Before I left Vancouver, Hyatt GM Mark Andrew passed atong his doctor-brother’s name at the Maui Medical Clinic, just in case. | tucked Dr. Curtis Andrew’s name . into my purse, never thinking that I'd ever have to use it. It was his gentle and genteel associate, Dr. Joe Harrison, who diagnosed a badly torn muscle and wrapped the leg in tensor bandages. (Small world! My 1994 - No ECR AOA Photos Jay Metcalfe CLOCKWISE FROM top left: Producer Robert Richmond sits ir with entertainer Patricia Watson at the Hyatt; Joy and her Maui-mobile following the dancing accident; Vancouver native Tim Lewis, manager of the Swan Court in the Maui Hyatt Regency; the youthful and so-pleasant Peter O'Colmain, general manager of the Four Seasons Wailea. Johanne & Exica invite you to experi- ence shopping at its finest. Our soce ullers unique gitts aad quali- ay kitchen products from around the world with fine fines like Kosta Bada, Jitala and Arabia of Finland. 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