COULDN’T HELP laughing over the fiut- tering that afflicted the media dovecotes when Pat Buchanan won the Republican primaries in New Hampshire. Jeffrey Simpson, the Globe & Mail's boy won- der, referred to him as an “odious demagogue.’ There were cries and lamentations in “news” reports. “The renegade Buchanan,” “The fire-breathing demagogue.” Newsweek's cover was “The man who preaches fear.” I clapped my column- calloused hands and cheered. Buchanan represents the revolution against political correctness and domination of his country by minority forces. But as the Arizona contest showed, he'll proba- bly never make it to the White House. The New York Times, big money and white wimpishness will see to that. Anybody but Buchanan. Louis Farrakhan, the out- and-out black American racist gets a better press than Buchanar. And he is the nut who claimed that ' white doctors are giving ‘blacks AIDS. Buchanan is despised by liberaldom because he promises to defend — America’s borders against the Third World; he also threatens to cut off foreign aid and use it at home. (“No more fifty billion dollar - bailouts.) Liberals get the shakes at the very thought of such | things. ' Boy Simpson pointed out with disgust that in New Hampshire, with its ethnic homogeneity, Buchanan's message resonates. Right. If only we had a Buchanan! Instead, we have Mr. Gung Hei Fat Choy, a.k.a. Glen Clark. And. isn on Bou | other hand Creepy Chretien. Buchanan is also for small government, How bad can you get? Liberals might learn a thing or two if they tried to find out why he’s had sub- stantial support. For one thing, honest Americans are tired of phony conservatives, of whom George Bush was one, (“Watch my lips. No more taxes!’”) They are also tired of the colored flood and they sus- pect that other Republican candidates are no better ‘than Bush, with all their talk about “caring” and “compassion.” Caring and compassion have got the U.S. a massive crime and murder rate and a general breakdown of tradi- tional society. Canada is on the same path. Liberals love it. Americans also wonder what is going on when the Clintons cail in freaks, eth- Collins nics and political witch doc- tors to fill top positions. Roberta Achtenberg, a militant lesbian and propo- nent and practiser of artifi- cial insemination for les- bians, was appointed to be Assistant Secretary of State at the Department of Housing. Before she got that job she was demanding that the Boy Scouts admit known homosexuals as scouimas- ters. Jocelyn Elders, another Clinton favorite, became Surgeon General but was dropped when she said that schools should teach mas- turbation. 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